Bro, What Are You Doing?

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"What? They said if I was going to have sex with her I need protection!"

The Best Kind of Blackout

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PokeDrinks: Electric Edition

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It's electrifying! Via The Drunken Moogle.

Pichu, Pikachu, Raichu (Pokemon Cocktails) Ingredients: Pichu: 1/2 oz Creme de Banana 1/2 oz pomegranate schnapps, 1/2 oz Jager

Pikachu: 1/2 oz grenadine 1/2 oz Creme de Banana 1/2 oz Captain Morgan tattoo

Raichu: 1 oz Creme de Banana 1oz Jager 1oz 100 proof Captain Morgan

Directions: For the Pichu: pour the the creme de banana, then layer the pomegranate schnapps, then layer the Jager on top. Pikachu: pour the grenadine, next layer the creme de banana, then layer the captain tattoo on top. Raichu: pour the creme de banana, layer the Jager then layer the captain 100 proof on top.

Do Ya Have a Little Admiral in Ya?

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Definitely Go Up to a Girl and Do This

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Therefore, Captain Morgan = God, Right?

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When You Drink It You Start Talking in His Voice

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