And if you order a Vodka/Red Bull you're probably wearing a polo shirt with a popped collar.

Check out the full list over at College Humor!

If you drink bourbon, your chances of having a mustache rise by around 156 percent.

Embarassing? Embarassing isn't a word in my vocabulary, bro!

While you were out doing whatever it is haters do, the gents at Epic Meal Time were finding out new ways to help men everywhere "elevate" themselves above the competition.

Goin' hard on a Friday night (no pun intended) and you want to hit the sack with that lady friend of yours after hitting the Jack Dagnels? Then get your hands around some Old-Time Bourbon-flavored lube, and rise to the occasion.

Real SMART!