And The Lord Did Say, "Let Us Drink"

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I've Been Saved!

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The Bible Didn't Say Anything About NOT Smoking Weed...

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Well If St. Patrick Said It...

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Dammit, Jesus, Stop Turning the Water Cups Into Wine!

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Peter: "We've got to wash our balls off somehow!"

Jesus: "LOOOOOL"

Wisdom From Ol' Blue Eyes

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Three words: blood of Christ.

Buddy Christ, Party Messiah

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