Help, Police! It's a Beermergency!

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Help, Police! It's a Beermergency!
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"Sir, stay calm! We have squad cars en route to Walmart to hook you up! Stay on the line!"

Just A Regular Beer Run

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Via Cyanide & Happiness.

Note: Bad language (don't do that), drunk driving (REALLY don't do that).