Talk about haute Coorture! Bud I think I would be weis to wear something that fits you a little more Naturally. Something that will at least cover your Busch.
If you want to see more things you shouldn't wear, just look here.
As he reflected on the night, his mind passed briefly from the beer box on his head, to the bottle of rum in one hand and the lamp in the other, and to the scoliosis-stricken patient he was hosting for community service hours, and he was content.