When you pour the beer into the head you can yell "FINISH IT!"

You should have seen her back in the day, when beer bongs were made of lead pipes and every party was a life-threatening ordeal. Ask her what her thoughts on Prohibition were and enjoy.

"That's what he said, bro!"

Isn't it ironic that you're a drowning in a device that was supposed to make breathing easier?

In case you ever doubted this fact.