Advertisement

bar

Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

bar bible drinking jesus ladies moses pickup line - 29991169

Pick-Up Lines Of Biblical Proportions

View Video

Is BJ's a Bar?

bar innuendo plastic wrap - 4328388096

Created by Adam

Advertisement

Steve Has Good Taste... I Guess?

bar signs image Steve Has Good Taste... I Guess?

Via deli_c

Women Are Not On The Menu

party-fails-women-are-not-on-the-menu

Via bitsandpieces

A Modern Twist on a Classic Bar Joke

a classic walks into a bar joke

Via BigPeeOn

Advertisement

Aww Man, They Double-Charged Me for My Woo!

bar receipt vodka woo - 6434189824

The Truth

party-fails-the-truth

Via bitsandpieces

The Beer Flowchart

beer awesome bar flowchart funny sign pub after 12 g rated - 8240431360

Via The Brain 103

Advertisement

No Sweetheart So Far? Why Not Go To A Bar?

after 12 alcohol bar crying drinking poem poetry Valentines day vodka - 5838298624

bar bathroom drinking england high score peeing pub urinal video games - 29882881

By The End Of The Night, I'll Definitely Get The High Score

View Video

I Keep a Few Dozen Completed Napkins My Pockets

bar cab clever designated driver napkin - 6045035520

Advertisement

Wait A Sec, It Said That Yesterday!

bar beer free pub sign - 5247880960

Created by maxystone

I'll Just Crawl Off to the Nearest Gutter...

bar alcohol too drunk - 7000406272

bar cheers drinking music video parody star wars - 29169409

Even The Death Star Had A Bar

View Video

Advertisement

Retrace Your Steps In A Straight Line

party-fails-retrace-your-steps-in-a-straight-line

Via Mat145

Fair Price

bar excuses relationships - 4802354176

Advertisement

Hot Today

POPULAR

Job seeker gets flown out to an interview and meets the successful candidate who already started in the role: 'Dude has only been there about a week...' 1

Rental car company loses nearly $80,000,000 in business after trying to rip off a frequent customer for an extra $70: 'My company won't be renting from you again' 2

'We moved out without telling them': Intrusive landlord enforces monthly inspections, tenants move out, forcing him to scramble 3

‘Get out of my house’: Home seller discovers buyer moved into their house before closing date, leading to legal dispute when seller demands she leaves 4

Barista gets reprimanded by manager for not giving a customer her phone number: ' 5

‘It’s time you pay': University employee gets fed up with dean's refusal to accommodate students' needs, prints out free textbooks for students that cost thousands 6

UPVOTED

Barista gets reprimanded by manager for not giving a customer her phone number: ' 1

29 Trucker Memes for the Drivers Going the Extra Mile 2

'What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!': Top Dad Jokes of the Week (May 2, 2024) 3

'I bought $40 wire elf ears. I have worn them zero times': 25+ Times people spent good money on terrible products 4

'We moved out without telling them': Intrusive landlord enforces monthly inspections, tenants move out, forcing him to scramble 5

Boss wants to cut marketing worker's pay to save money: 'I’d go from about $1000 a month to $200' 6

Advertisement