Talk about haute Coorture! Bud I think I would be weis to wear something that fits you a little more Naturally. Something that will at least cover your Busch.
If you want to see more things you shouldn't wear, just look here.
I've heard of motorized barstools... but motorized beer packs?
NO EXCUSES FOOLS!
Maybe if this were coming from a less crappy beer, you'd be inclined to take their advice.
Omega Lambda Delta for life!