Customer Service: It Gets Worse

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Dan Savage created the It Gets Better project in 2010 to help at-risk LGBT youth. In 2013, Stephen Pankhurst has created the It Gets Worse project to inform people entering the customer service industry are about to have their souls ripped from their bodies and then stomped on by deplorable hellspawn.

Customer service: if anybody tells you it gets better, they're a dirty, rotten liar.

Say It With A Cake

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Cake makes everything better. The cat is probably traumatized, though.

Girls Night Out!

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One of these things is not like the other one...

The 900 Calorie Cocktail

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That's more than a meal.
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So maybe it isn't that bloody mary (though it damn well could be more than 900 calories) but Red Lobster serves a "Lobsterita" that clocks in right around 890+ calories.