"Fragile? Meh! Whatever..."
FedEx has since responded to the video saying that the employee in question was fired immediately. Sweet, sweet justice!
It's your first week aboard the Enterprise and Captain Kirk has selected you to join the away mission to a hostile alien planet! You're excited to have your first assignment outside of the academy, but wait, no one knows your name and you're wearing a red shirt? Looks like you could use a drink.