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"Fragile? Meh! Whatever..."

FedEx has since responded to the video saying that the employee in question was fired immediately. Sweet, sweet justice!

You don't seem cut out for this business. Time to uncut yourself from it!

Is he sitting on a stack of PS3 games?

I need help with this one. According to my exhaustive research efforts, Microbiotix exists, the address exists, and a Timothy Opperman works there. But a Department of Zombie Research? Nowhere to be found. I suspect a government cover-up.

~OLJ

There is no storm too stormy! No hurricane too hurricaney!