fedex

"Fragile? Meh! Whatever..."

FedEx has since responded to the video saying that the employee in question was fired immediately. Sweet, sweet justice!

I need help with this one. According to my exhaustive research efforts, Microbiotix exists, the address exists, and a Timothy Opperman works there. But a Department of Zombie Research? Nowhere to be found. I suspect a government cover-up.

~OLJ

You don't seem cut out for this business. Time to uncut yourself from it!

There is no storm too stormy! No hurricane too hurricaney!

Is he sitting on a stack of PS3 games?