masculinity men sign strong beer - 4917921024
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Or the next time anyone (man or woman) orders a Cosmo. You could get the exact same effect by spiking Kool-Aid with malt liquor.

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I was just uhh... uhh... looking for a quarter I dropped! Right!

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"Hey buddy, there's a magical gene-pool enhancer right around the corner!" "What, you mean that telephone pole?" "Yeah!"

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Cheesy dreams tonight. Another thought: what is he breathing through? His ears?