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GOD I am so SICK of all the PHISH fans in this OFFICE. Nobody else wants to hear that!

Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.

~OLJ

But! There is a Mac version of Civilization V. For that, all is forgiven. Also, Portal 2 was released simultaneously for Mac and Windows, so no worries there either.

~OLJ

You win this round, me.

He's dreaming of TPS reports.

Please, dressing for the job you want is how Batman became Batman. He dressed for the job, he drove the car for the job, and he gathered all the tools for the job, and poof! He's Batman! Take all that away and he'd be another CEO who inherited his job. /nerdrant

~Office Lackey Jack

It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.

~OLJ

It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.

~OLJ