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It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.

~OLJ

It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.

~OLJ

How did it happen? Plugging the extension cord into itself created UNLIMITED ENERGY on an infinite loop. The cord sleeving couldn't contain the raw power. #trollscience

~OLJ

Then again, I know some coworkers that manage to botch the coffee pot pretty poorly. This might explain it...

Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.

~OLJ

The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.

~Office Lackey Jack

In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.

~OLJ

You win this round, me.

You're going in my blog later on, Mister! With a extra-shot of passive-aggressiveness too! BE AFRAID!

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Please, dressing for the job you want is how Batman became Batman. He dressed for the job, he drove the car for the job, and he gathered all the tools for the job, and poof! He's Batman! Take all that away and he'd be another CEO who inherited his job. /nerdrant

~Office Lackey Jack

In another two years, I'll be telling the new guys "In my day, we didn't have these fancy rocket packs that let us fly to Venus and telecommute from Robo-Katherine Hepburn's Space Palace of Pleasure."

Two years! It'll happen!

~OLJ