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comic Savage Chickens water cooler weekend - 5122681856
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It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.

~OLJ

comic food service meat medium rare rage comic restaurant steak vagina waiter - 5233707776
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It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.

~OLJ

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comic extension cord fire rage comic - 5210654208
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How did it happen? Plugging the extension cord into itself created UNLIMITED ENERGY on an infinite loop. The cord sleeving couldn't contain the raw power. #trollscience

~OLJ

coffee coffee machine comic meme rage comic sexy alone times - 5323851008
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Then again, I know some coworkers that manage to botch the coffee pot pretty poorly. This might explain it...

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cartoons comic communication Hall of Fame not working problem tech support - 5046196224
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Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.

~OLJ

cartoons comic crime jobs - 4997671936
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The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.

~Office Lackey Jack

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boss toothpaste for dinner comic scumbag boss - 6725967104
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You're going in my blog later on, Mister! With a extra-shot of passive-aggressiveness too! BE AFRAID!

call center comic help desk - 4781511936
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http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/20/99b0db00-18dc-4a77-a2d3-e83f7d1b19a9.gif

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batman comic dress dressing sayings - 5149094912
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Please, dressing for the job you want is how Batman became Batman. He dressed for the job, he drove the car for the job, and he gathered all the tools for the job, and poof! He's Batman! Take all that away and he'd be another CEO who inherited his job. /nerdrant

~Office Lackey Jack

comic Hall of Fame kids today old days technology - 5144996096
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In another two years, I'll be telling the new guys "In my day, we didn't have these fancy rocket packs that let us fly to Venus and telecommute from Robo-Katherine Hepburn's Space Palace of Pleasure."

Two years! It'll happen!

~OLJ