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...and yet after all that, we still make it to work on time anyway:

Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.

~OLJ

FAP means Friendly Adult Presence, right? Me Gusta guy is just supervising his seat partner to ward him away from potential dangers, RIGHT????

They're going to think I'm an idiotic failure!!!

The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.

~Office Lackey Jack

Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.

In another two years, I'll be telling the new guys "In my day, we didn't have these fancy rocket packs that let us fly to Venus and telecommute from Robo-Katherine Hepburn's Space Palace of Pleasure."

Two years! It'll happen!

~OLJ

They're like prison bars for your bandwidth!

In case you missed it, it's been confirmed that Dunkin' Donuts sucks.

Although, to be fair, a friend of a friend did say there was some sort of cash-related scam going around that involved exchanging and re-exchanging coins. It was on TV. I didn't see the episode nor do I remember the show. So take that for what it's worth.

~OLJ