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The only thing you can't be anymore is an astronaut (I know, I know, I've harped on that before, but some people had dreams as a kid), unless the Irish Mob is in some space race with the Russian Mafia that I don't know about.

~Office Lackey Jack

Shoutouts to our friends over at College Humor, who always bring the funny!

If his headphones are in while you're serving him, then it's both.

Then again, I know some coworkers that manage to botch the coffee pot pretty poorly. This might explain it...

But caffeine isn't the only culprit.

~OLJ

Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.

~OLJ

GOD I am so SICK of all the PHISH fans in this OFFICE. Nobody else wants to hear that!

You're going in my blog later on, Mister! With a extra-shot of passive-aggressiveness too! BE AFRAID!