For added effect, re-read while playing the Jaws soundtrack until the 9th panel. Then, after the 9th panel, play the soundtrack in reverse. Maybe a choir of angels for the last panel. Your call.
Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.
GOD I am so SICK of all the PHISH fans in this OFFICE. Nobody else wants to hear that!
If his headphones are in while you're serving him, then it's both.
You're going in my blog later on, Mister! With a extra-shot of passive-aggressiveness too! BE AFRAID!
When you decide to kid the boss, be careful about the timing.
Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.
Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.