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bathroom comic rage comic toilet paper TP - 5255298816
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Or four-ply. Or eight-ply. Sixteen? Let's not get carried away.

comic Hall of Fame kids today old days technology - 5144996096
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In another two years, I'll be telling the new guys "In my day, we didn't have these fancy rocket packs that let us fly to Venus and telecommute from Robo-Katherine Hepburn's Space Palace of Pleasure."

Two years! It'll happen!

~OLJ

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By Unknown
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Then again, I know some coworkers that manage to botch the coffee pot pretty poorly. This might explain it...

boss comic delegate lazy Like a Boss meme rage comic - 5304805888
Via Reddit
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Much like in this comic, our friend Office Lackey Jack was recently promoted - and now delegates all of his work to me. Hopefully I'll be able to fill his shoes, even though I'm grossly under-qualified and made up half of the stuff on my resume for this job.

In other words, everything is as you'd expect here at Monday Through Friday!

Your new lackey,

Water Cooler Chris

(But no, seriously, I can totally program in C++ and have several years of experience in team management and group communication. Honest!)

bread comic expenditures expenses fuel genetic growing up Hall of Fame meat salary - 6213197312
By Unknown
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"It's genetic, man! I was born this way and I'll never change!"

"Whoa. Way too deep."

comic customer customer service phones rage comic tech support - 5210264064
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I'll bet he let it slide and pretended his name was "Speaking." That's what I would've done. #awkward

~OLJ

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It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.

~OLJ

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By Unknown
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It isn't the waitstaff's only job to serve you. They're also interpreters that can skillfully translate a wide variety of awkward-speak.

~OLJ

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By ed (Via www.styleweekly.com)
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Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.

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That's what SHE said, amirite? Amirite?

holds hand up for high-five, is left hanging

~OLJ

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By Unknown
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Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.

~OLJ