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Please, dressing for the job you want is how Batman became Batman. He dressed for the job, he drove the car for the job, and he gathered all the tools for the job, and poof! He's Batman! Take all that away and he'd be another CEO who inherited his job. /nerdrant

~Office Lackey Jack

Nepotism is like corporate inbreeding.

When you decide to kid the boss, be careful about the timing.

Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.

He's dreaming of TPS reports.

In case you missed it, it's been confirmed that Dunkin' Donuts sucks.

Although, to be fair, a friend of a friend did say there was some sort of cash-related scam going around that involved exchanging and re-exchanging coins. It was on TV. I didn't see the episode nor do I remember the show. So take that for what it's worth.

~OLJ

In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.

~OLJ

Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.

~OLJ

Shoutouts to our friends over at College Humor, who always bring the funny!