comic

This is true for anyone who (a) has never learned to type, or (b) is eating a sandwich while using the computer.

~OLJ

Of all the blob-people, the Tech Support guy is the only one who's frowning when he's introduced. He can see it coming.

~OLJ

How did it happen? Plugging the extension cord into itself created UNLIMITED ENERGY on an infinite loop. The cord sleeving couldn't contain the raw power. #trollscience

~OLJ

Or four-ply. Or eight-ply. Sixteen? Let's not get carried away.

Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.

~OLJ

You win this round, me.