"It's genetic, man! I was born this way and I'll never change!"
"Whoa. Way too deep."
But caffeine isn't the only culprit.
Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.
Just make sure you pull out the right pen when you actually need to write something. Nothing's worse than handing something in to HR smelling like it came from a 1960s advertising agency.
Or four-ply. Or eight-ply. Sixteen? Let's not get carried away.
GOD I am so SICK of all the PHISH fans in this OFFICE. Nobody else wants to hear that!
FAP means Friendly Adult Presence, right? Me Gusta guy is just supervising his seat partner to ward him away from potential dangers, RIGHT????
If his headphones are in while you're serving him, then it's both.
When you decide to kid the boss, be careful about the timing.