Via Doghouse Diaries
Bonus reductions in cost if you turn on the waterworks.
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By Unknown
Ha! What a dumb title! There's no way that could be true.
But I want to watch just to see how dumb it is...
Hmm, okay, that's a decent point... but it's just one decent point!
Huh, well that's... wait, really?
Seriously? This is... What? You've got to be kidding me...
Via www.metro.co.uk
The best part is how they even went to the trouble of slapping on a logo and including a fake receipt. Scamming is one thing, but this is just cruel.
~OLJ
By Unknown
A devious prankster posing as an Apple Store employee pretends to bring iPhone 5s to waiting customers... only to drop and break them.
By Unknown
Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.
Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.
Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.
By Unknown
What about 27 different instances of accidental damage? How about that?
By Unknown
Apple hereby reserves the right to patent everything ever. You're welcome for the Mars Rover, by the way...
