apple

Highly suspect if you ask me! Maybe Braun should sue them...

Because apples are delicious and nutritious, neither of which are qualities of which the iPad or a rock can boast.

Woo, look at me, being all fancy and not leaving my prepositions at the end of sentences. I should be shamed off the internet.

~OLJ

Ha! What a dumb title! There's no way that could be true.

But I want to watch just to see how dumb it is...

Hmm, okay, that's a decent point... but it's just one decent point!

Huh, well that's... wait, really?

Seriously? This is... What? You've got to be kidding me...

A healthy treat was left by a generous soul...but we're onto 'em!

That last app sure does ask a lot of personal information.

You can find way less tacky ways to LOL over Halloween today on Holidays!

While browsing the Apple website, Windows 7 IE crashed.

You bring the Apple, they'll bring the broccoli.

RIM isn't dying! They've only got a flesh wound!