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RIM isn't dying! They've only got a flesh wound!

@America catch me if u can l0sers lololollolololo

3 seconds ago near Abbottabad, Pakistan

"F**k."

In the wake of plummeting share prices, revenue, and a long and costly patent lawsuit from NTP, Research In Motion (RIM) created a Youtube video thanking the developers they had previously partnered with for their longstanding loyalty. With Apple and Android platforms crushing the mobile market right now, you can't help but feel a little sad watching this video. Having your VP of developer relations making a video essentially telling customers to "stay tuned" and "keep being optimistic" doesn't exactly mean the company is doing too well...

Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.

"Hang on, I've got just the thing for you guys! ... Damn, don't tell me I forgot to bring my TV! Oh well, sorry guys, never mind."

After the last Apple comparison, I decided to compare Apple with the rig I'm buying soon. Not only does Apple use inferior parts, but they want to charge $3000 more just for the name! Hell, I bet they aren't even using a good power supply for their computer! (Mine is 700 watts.)