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While browsing the Apple website, Windows 7 IE crashed.

Apple takes most of the flak for this marketing strategy, but the truth is that companies have been doing it practically since the concept of "companies" was invented. Economists even have a dedicated term for it.

Puns!

After 2041, Starbucks' logo will just be blank white.

Regular iPad too large? iPad Mini too small? Don't worry! Like the Three Bears' Porridge, we've got one that's just right!

A devious prankster posing as an Apple Store employee pretends to bring iPhone 5s to waiting customers... only to drop and break them.

The best part is how they even went to the trouble of slapping on a logo and including a fake receipt. Scamming is one thing, but this is just cruel.

~OLJ

Because apples are delicious and nutritious, neither of which are qualities of which the iPad or a rock can boast.

Woo, look at me, being all fancy and not leaving my prepositions at the end of sentences. I should be shamed off the internet.

~OLJ

Remember kids: think different.