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What about 27 different instances of accidental damage? How about that?

Ha! What a dumb title! There's no way that could be true.

But I want to watch just to see how dumb it is...

Hmm, okay, that's a decent point... but it's just one decent point!

Huh, well that's... wait, really?

Seriously? This is... What? You've got to be kidding me...

RIM isn't dying! They've only got a flesh wound!

People know you can get MacOSX Lion for other laptops, right?

~OLJ

In the wake of plummeting share prices, revenue, and a long and costly patent lawsuit from NTP, Research In Motion (RIM) created a Youtube video thanking the developers they had previously partnered with for their longstanding loyalty. With Apple and Android platforms crushing the mobile market right now, you can't help but feel a little sad watching this video. Having your VP of developer relations making a video essentially telling customers to "stay tuned" and "keep being optimistic" doesn't exactly mean the company is doing too well...

If you think you need an iPhone 5, then watch this. It just might change your mind...

... who am I kidding? No it won't. Just go buy one and shut up.

Remember kids: think different.

In memorial, here's a little comic to start some discussion:

That last app sure does ask a lot of personal information.