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If you think you need an iPhone 5, then watch this. It just might change your mind...

... who am I kidding? No it won't. Just go buy one and shut up.

Because apples are delicious and nutritious, neither of which are qualities of which the iPad or a rock can boast.

Woo, look at me, being all fancy and not leaving my prepositions at the end of sentences. I should be shamed off the internet.

~OLJ

Puns!

After the last Apple comparison, I decided to compare Apple with the rig I'm buying soon. Not only does Apple use inferior parts, but they want to charge $3000 more just for the name! Hell, I bet they aren't even using a good power supply for their computer! (Mine is 700 watts.)

Worst office dance party ever. Also, while it's nice for Foxconn to imply "none of you will ever ever get laid off just because we're having robots do your jobs instead," does it really work that way? When you're moving "higher up the value chain," usually that implies more training or education. Are you really going to train over a million workers, Foxconn? Terrible working conditions suck, but so does getting laid off of a job that you were desperate enough to hang on to.

I guess the moral is that when you complain you're being treated like robots, consider whether or not you could be a robot and still be capable of doing your job.

~OLJ

In memorial, here's a little comic to start some discussion: