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Ha! What a dumb title! There's no way that could be true.

But I want to watch just to see how dumb it is...

Hmm, okay, that's a decent point... but it's just one decent point!

Huh, well that's... wait, really?

Seriously? This is... What? You've got to be kidding me...

While browsing the Apple website, Windows 7 IE crashed.

RIM isn't dying! They've only got a flesh wound!

Remember kids: think different.

Bonus reductions in cost if you turn on the waterworks.

That's right, we've got another apple-related post for y'all. Except this one isn't about the software/electronics/PC mega empire kingdom, but some manga franchise from Japan. Apples are everywhere!

A healthy treat was left by a generous soul...but we're onto 'em!

Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.

... I shall fear no evil, because Apple Maps shows me all the convenient routes past the evil.