They are playing bathroom twister.

Modelwerk's: The agency that will not in any way treat you like anything less than a human being with qualities that go beyond your "cute face and nice body and nice butt and nice breast."

~OLJ

Not to mention all this screen glare is just adding insult to injury.

Seriously though, with all that Dos Equis he's knockin' back, he could really use some good old H2O.

Some people just pretend that they can read.