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Fresh & Funny Tweets For Very Bored People

Want to entertain yourself with funny Twitter tidbits? Afraid of logging on because of...well, most people who tweet? We've got you covered. This batch of freshly harvested tweetsoffers all the humor without having to expose yourself to the stupid people and political fanatics on the website. You're safe here.

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delivery do not bend envelope - 6455618048
By dbflyo
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Apparently the big bold letters weren't big and bold enough.

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bathroom restroom - 6387266304
By Unknown
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You guys have been pissing on us workers for years. We're just returning the favor!

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The NASAA team has just relocated to Minnesota from Florida. Change is good, right?

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breasts hiring interview job hunt - 4973942528
By Unknown
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Ugh okay so the joke is a slightly lazy and seems a little spiteful. Statistic after statistic shows that attractive people don't get preferential treatment in the workplace. The humor is probably intended for people who are desperate for cheap scapegoats as to why they don't get called back after interviews. BUT we can all agree that men act like obsequious emotional cripples in front of big-bewbed women, amirite?

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By Unknown
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If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.