Apparently the big bold letters weren't big and bold enough.

They're plotting, I tell you! It's all part of one large, shall we say, diablo-bolical plot?

You guys have been pissing on us workers for years. We're just returning the favor!

The NASAA team has just relocated to Minnesota from Florida. Change is good, right?

Ugh okay so the joke is a slightly lazy and seems a little spiteful. Statistic after statistic shows that attractive people don't get preferential treatment in the workplace. The humor is probably intended for people who are desperate for cheap scapegoats as to why they don't get called back after interviews. BUT we can all agree that men act like obsequious emotional cripples in front of big-bewbed women, amirite?

If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.