... to call a snow plow to get me to work on time.

We also would have accepted Die Hard or any film adaption of Death of a Salesman.

What do you do when you lose a bunch of incredibly smart, genetically modified, super ants?

Passive aggressive level up!

Woof

I just hate to think what this smart aleck would do if he was told to burn a cd. Or rip one. Geez, why is data storage lingo so violent?

~Office Lackey Jack

Please don't put your arms down.