If this is your dream, perhaps you should expand your horizons...

For those of you who aren't Finnish, the power of Google Translate has told me that the sign means, roughly, "Welcome Back, Tom." Unless GT's notoriety for inaccuracy still holds true and it really means "Gold Triangle Fish Hockey."

You had OEN job to do!

Disclaimer: Sarah shops around for male genitalia so this video is not safe for work.

The campaign aims to close the wage gap by crowd funding an admittedly ludicrous number: $29,811,746,430,000. That number represents how much women lose when each of the US's 69 million female workers are paid nearly $500,000 less than men over their working careers.

The money raised from the Equal Payback Project will go towards funding the National Women's Law Center – a non-profit that works against employment discrimination and focuses on legislative issues to promote gender equality.