So here's a penny for every one of them.

They're purposefully putting the more expensive stations in more populated areas!

... You know the sad part about that? I actually wouldn't put it past them to do something like that.

Sometimes enough is enough. The amount of cringe that ensues when they actually up and leave is pure, awkward gold. 

When I say I'm quitting you, Skype, I mean I'm quitting you.

Prepare to die!

In a witty little display of defiance, these people dressed up as polar bears and flopped themselves down and played dead in the middle of a Shell station. Message received, loud and clear.

You don't often get something that involves pranking an entire high school and a good ole hit in the feels.

Leave it to SNL vet and comedy genius Bill Hader to help the Make A Wish Foundation and fulfill a girl's wish by making both of those things come true.

Hopefully none of the students take any of his bad firefighting advice to heart.

Did ABC 2 News ever return? Did the fire get put out? Tune in next time to find out!