safety first

glasses perfect fit safety first - 4444454144
By Frosted Donut
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I don't know about you, but I tend to avoid wearing glasses that have loose wires pointing towards my retinas. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

ac air conditioner cars driving dual use safety first - 4805495808
By Unknown
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Warning: turning on the air recirculation button will cause the universe to implode in on itself. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

dangerous rv safety first towing trailers wtf - 4578323712
By Unknown
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See, everyone is useful after retirement. You just have to cut them in half first. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

balancing act ladder Professional At Work safety first - 4491490048
By D
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At least his body lying unconscious on the floor will be easily spotted. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

computers electricity Hall of Fame safety first - 5558936832
By Vanillathunder
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A love letter from the submitter:

Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.

computers holding it up safety first - 5834082304
By Unknown
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Don't worry, if there's an earthquake you'll have the coolest helmet around.

~NSHA

dual use Professional At Work safety first - 4750376960
By Unknown
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Don't worry, the only things that can get through those are liquids and fire. You'll be FINE.

~NSHA

food heating safety first - 5688245248
By Alann
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Ah screw it, this month-old casserole isn't going to heat itself.

~NSHA

ladders Professional At Work safety first - 5411097856
By Unknown
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Don't mind me, just seeing if your tubes are up to date.

~NSHA