Professional At Work

Yes, that is an overhead projector combined with a dismantled LCD screen. Try not to think about it too much. I did and had to leave early with a severe migraine.

~NSHA

Not strong enough! Pass the eye bleach!

~NSHA

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My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

A bad workman blames his tools. Everyone in the wedding party blames this guy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The emergency shut off switch is an acetylene torch.

~NSHA

Either this thing got run over one too many times or this is a brilliant attempt at protesting modern art.

~NSHA

The movie consists of Jason Statham yelling at the truck driver for 2 hours. Just kidding, 82 minutes. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I decided to just stop paying my contractor halfway through. At least I got a great conversation starter out of it!

~NSHA

Singapore's train system was disrupted last week when some claws providing power and support to the third rail detached. The company in charge, SMRT, acted swiftly to fix the problem, by securing the claws with zip ties. Obviously this raised some eyebrows and the company is now under investigation.

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Why do I get the feeling that this is the emergency exit?