Professional At Work

As a gambling addict, I'm going to put everything on the lamp post. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

As a wise man once said, an escalator can never break...

~NSHA

"Just grab the ladder." "No." "Come on, it's literally right there. Like, seriously. I can almost reach it" "No dude, I heard about this new thing called workers' comp. I haven't checked, but I'm sure we'll be eligible. Don't you want free money?"

~NSHA

I know nothing about concert lighting or even fancy toolboxes, but I know that this is damn cool. ~NSHA

Those staples will keep the house up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Sir, we ran our of pillars. But I have an idea. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The bigger the flashlight, the crazier the scientist. ~Not-So-Handy Andy