Professional At Work

And due to superstition, the front door was never opened again.

~NSHA

The way it's teared off makes me hope there was a little kid in the stall who thought this was some sort of gift and excitedly broke it open only to discover an IRL version of the crappy sharpie rendition.

~NSHA

With ever-increasing gym prices, some people are finding ways to build their muscles on the job.

~NSHA

Removal will cost extra though. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

All relationships can be fixed with a little rope and tape. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Have you tried asking your boss for a less crappy desk? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Translation: I found a nice gift in the alley behind our building.

~NSHA

It only took about 30 seconds for the children to realize that even though the graphics are similar, an old tape of the 1984 Winter Olympics is not very interactive.

~NSHA

Just don't ask about their window service.

~NSHA

Okay you guys, I got this. We buy a bunch of mattresses. Yeah, mattresses. We texturize and paint them, then sell them to 2nd-rate New Jersey contractors. For literally hundreds of dollars. What could go wrong?

~NSHA