Professional At Work

From the submitter:

My husband bolted this Sunday School table to boards and held it on with rachet straps around the deck so he could paint our deck. Only problem -- How to get on to the scaffolding -- solution -- put a chair on the deck, stand on it, swing leg over deck rail, drop down to the scaffold. Guess it worked.

Probably because it can't even stand on it's own leg. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I know I should climb up to the helicopter before the building collapses, but that spot really needs some primer.

~NSHA

Just one more inch and I can get my workman's comp!

~NSHA

At the very least you're missing some quotation marks. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Every time I pull on this tape another oxygen mask drops down. What a fun game! ~Not-So-Handy Andy