From the submitter:
It has like, 8 different height settings
Their mascot is listed as the most dangerous profession in the state. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Okay, I took 3 years of French in high school. I got this. It reads "Modern art installation, please interact."
I can picture it perfectly, this is a Canadian remake of Ocean's Eleven where a gang dresses up like construction workers to break into Tim Horton's to obtain their original Dutchie recipe.
Frustrated with the difficulty of an electrical engineering degree, Krang and Shredder dropped out to pursue a life of crime.