Professional At Work

Oh no, this isn't a design flaw. It's put there to ummm... improve employee morale. Yeah. That's it.

~NSHA

Oh no! These signs must have fallen off the person who holding up the whiteboard and got stuck to this ladder. Better get it out of the way and go find him.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

"Just grab the ladder." "No." "Come on, it's literally right there. Like, seriously. I can almost reach it" "No dude, I heard about this new thing called workers' comp. I haven't checked, but I'm sure we'll be eligible. Don't you want free money?"

~NSHA

So... then what's an Ethernet switch look like then?

There's no helping hand like a your own 1-ton hand.

~NSHA

Their mascot is listed as the most dangerous profession in the state. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

From the submitter:

No DIY project is complete without the possibility of a few casualties.

They were so close to stealing the whole extension cord.

~NSHA