Professional At Work

Removal will cost extra though. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I'm really hoping I get that smartphone for Christmas. It'll make shopping next year a lot easier.

~NSHA

Little-known fact: Canadian health insurance also covers inanimate objects. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Hold the caulk. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Translation: I found a nice gift in the alley behind our building.

~NSHA

Calling that discriminatory may result in loss of limbs. All hail our giant overlords! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

As a gambling addict, I'm going to put everything on the lamp post. ~Not-So-Handy Andy