electricity

It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.

~NSHA

So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.

~NSHA

Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.

~NSHA

This is why I'm always scared to call Sears for an electrician. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Nooo! Use electrical tape. It conducts the current better.

~NSHA

If the short circuit doesn't get you, Norman Bates will.

~NSHA

If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA

A love letter from the submitter:

Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.