electricity

He watches you shower. Then he watches you die.

~NSHA

It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.

~NSHA

Electricity has gotten expensive, heat your outdoor pool the old way. This is how it's done in Germany!

Okay, I took 3 years of French in high school. I got this. It reads "Modern art installation, please interact."

~NSHA

Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.

~NSHA

Warning, turning on this light makes you slightly visible but extremely hungry.

~NSHA

And sometimes, where there's a will, there's also about 50 different safety hazards.

If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA

Quite frankly, I'm shocked at their brazen theft.

~NSHA

You're welcome to take whatever valuables you wish. Here's the key to the safe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy