electricity

Nothing says bathroom safety like a self-installed surge protector.

~NSHA

I guess they need a way to power their tiny freezers so they can make tiny mojitos for their tiny mouse friends.

~NSHA

So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.

~NSHA

You're charging together? Already?! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Question: How many NStar engineers does it take to fix a tree that has fallen over on a power line and caused an area-wide power outage?

Answer: The jury is not sure yet. So far, about a dozen have dropped by and this is the best they came up with. When questioned about their solution, they seemed surprised that we did not agree with the superior creativity of it.

To be continued...

Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

If the short circuit doesn't get you, Norman Bates will.

~NSHA