electricity

"Please hang up, connect the red wire to the yellow wire, no the other yellow wire, strip the white wire and force it into the audio-out socket, and try again."

Electricity has gotten expensive, heat your outdoor pool the old way. This is how it's done in Germany!

Nooo! Use electrical tape. It conducts the current better.

~NSHA

How he's exactly doing that is anyone's guess. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because when power is done purely you need to protect it well...

So far I only have a 50% litigation rate. Could be worse.

~NSHA

Question: How many NStar engineers does it take to fix a tree that has fallen over on a power line and caused an area-wide power outage?

Answer: The jury is not sure yet. So far, about a dozen have dropped by and this is the best they came up with. When questioned about their solution, they seemed surprised that we did not agree with the superior creativity of it.

To be continued...

Okay, I took 3 years of French in high school. I got this. It reads "Modern art installation, please interact."

~NSHA