electricity

And if those outlets look funny to you, maybe you should check out our handy dandy guide. http://chzb.gr/tsl0hN

~NSHA

Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

While most people praise fiber optic cable for it's low cost, little do they realize that shoe laces are a viable alternative.

~NSHA

Because when power is done purely you need to protect it well...

Common sense is the most commonly left at home item. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA

Unless you have an extra caribiner and light switch laying around. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Question: How many NStar engineers does it take to fix a tree that has fallen over on a power line and caused an area-wide power outage?

Answer: The jury is not sure yet. So far, about a dozen have dropped by and this is the best they came up with. When questioned about their solution, they seemed surprised that we did not agree with the superior creativity of it.

To be continued...

And sometimes, where there's a will, there's also about 50 different safety hazards.