electricity

Question: How many NStar engineers does it take to fix a tree that has fallen over on a power line and caused an area-wide power outage?

Answer: The jury is not sure yet. So far, about a dozen have dropped by and this is the best they came up with. When questioned about their solution, they seemed surprised that we did not agree with the superior creativity of it.

To be continued...

And sometimes, where there's a will, there's also about 50 different safety hazards.

It's so cute when they try and run away from home.

~NSHA

Quite frankly, I'm shocked at their brazen theft.

~NSHA

Unless you have an extra caribiner and light switch laying around. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This is why I'm always scared to call Sears for an electrician. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Behold! The conducting power of... wood? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

This could be an interesting test to see if fire extinguishers are flammable.

~NSHA