electricity

No wire nuts, no problem. Just squeeze the wires together with a pair of pliers and tape the pliers closed.

If the taste isn't to your liking, a lick of the fork will drastically alter your taste buds.

~NSHA

Okay, I took 3 years of French in high school. I got this. It reads "Modern art installation, please interact."

~NSHA

They don't know how to travel light, but that they're sure good at carrying a ton of extra stuff they don't need. ~NSHA

This could be an interesting test to see if fire extinguishers are flammable.

~NSHA

Question: How many NStar engineers does it take to fix a tree that has fallen over on a power line and caused an area-wide power outage?

Answer: The jury is not sure yet. So far, about a dozen have dropped by and this is the best they came up with. When questioned about their solution, they seemed surprised that we did not agree with the superior creativity of it.

To be continued...

While most people praise fiber optic cable for it's low cost, little do they realize that shoe laces are a viable alternative.

~NSHA