electricity

Just like the top bunk, you don't want it because it's better, you want it because your brother chose it first.

~NSHA

A love letter from the submitter:

Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.

If the short circuit doesn't get you, Norman Bates will.

~NSHA

This could be an interesting test to see if fire extinguishers are flammable.

~NSHA

It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.

~NSHA

Seriously, what is it? I'm about to hook up 16 TVs to this baby. ~NSHA

Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.

~Not-So-Handy Andy