electricity

Just like the top bunk, you don't want it because it's better, you want it because your brother chose it first.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

WE Energies decided to cut off my power, so a few minor kludges later, the whole house has power, not shown is the extension cord with two male ends.

Question: How many NStar engineers does it take to fix a tree that has fallen over on a power line and caused an area-wide power outage?

Answer: The jury is not sure yet. So far, about a dozen have dropped by and this is the best they came up with. When questioned about their solution, they seemed surprised that we did not agree with the superior creativity of it.

To be continued...

I have a sneaking suspicion that the reason for doing this is not to watch videos of dogs.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

Had to recharge my camera and phone in Vietnam, some klugding was needed.

They don't know how to travel light, but that they're sure good at carrying a ton of extra stuff they don't need. ~NSHA

A love letter from the submitter:

Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.