electricity

Good thing he left that wire hanging there, now it'll be easier to yank out with your bare hands.

~NSHA

It's a bit after Christmas, but understandable. The submitter probably just got released from the hospital for the electrick shock he sustain from this.

~NSHA

You're welcome to take whatever valuables you wish. Here's the key to the safe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Just in case of rain, this electrical socket in a tree has its own roof.

Because when power is done purely you need to protect it well...

Question: How many NStar engineers does it take to fix a tree that has fallen over on a power line and caused an area-wide power outage?

Answer: The jury is not sure yet. So far, about a dozen have dropped by and this is the best they came up with. When questioned about their solution, they seemed surprised that we did not agree with the superior creativity of it.

To be continued...

Okay, I took 3 years of French in high school. I got this. It reads "Modern art installation, please interact."

~NSHA

A love letter from the submitter:

Dear HP, F*ck you and your $100 power cords.

While most people praise fiber optic cable for it's low cost, little do they realize that shoe laces are a viable alternative.

~NSHA

Behold! The conducting power of... wood? ~Not-So-Handy Andy