How many eyes do humans have? Five. How many poles does the Earth have? Five. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? Five plus one, of course.

Instant weapon and shield!

Okay, I'm seriously having trouble understanding this one. I can see how this would work on a manual transmission... but wouldn't there need to be someone in the car to pop the clutch? What do you guys think?

Here in Seattle, office workers are known to just open up and stick their mouths under the drip. ~NSHA