As a wise man once said, an escalator can never break...

~NSHA

How embarrassing, your parallel port is showing. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

You know what else goes a long way? 500 dollars for hood repair.

I would make puns about this pool being hot and all, but they probably wouldn't go over too well. It'd be wheel embarrowsing.

At just the right frequency, these babies will shoot across your floor and and up in your neighbor's apartment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Also,can I draw your attention to "Pile of Cheddar"?

I think the next logical step is a pulled-tooth via skydiving.

~NSHA

Lefty reversey, righty forwardy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

OSX Snow Leopard only operates in certain environments.

~NSHA