markers guitars capos g rated there I fixed it - 7198535936
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Get yourself a guitar capo. Just need a pen marker, a strip and a pencil for the tourniquet.

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wires doors automatic - 7261773824
By Marco
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When our keycard system disappeared in the wall, I fixed it with two paperclips and some band-aid.

bumper repair cars headlight - 5677512448
By Unknown
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Uh oh, it's getting dark. Hold on a sec, let me pull over on the side of I-5 and fix that.

~NSHA

computer laptop leak patio roof server server room - 6439947776
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Now I have the sudden urge to crack a beer and throw some meat on the grill. The server's hot enough to grill stuff on, right?

ratchet straps door fix - 6665632000
By themna
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"We had to disconnect a passanger rail car unexpectedly one night and the "new" end car didn't have a door on the back platform. We couldn't just let people fall off the back, so our boss had this brilliant brain child!"

careful college moving day star wars - 5282004992
By Unknown
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They learned their trade by carefully studying the Jawa Sandcrawler.

~NSHA

leak maxipad pad - 6288160768
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Sometimes, kludges require just a bit of feminine touch! Take a minute to absorb that fact.

mark twain mississippi Mississippi River river fairy steamboat - 6572760576
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Mississippi River steamboats have gotten a little low-budget. Mark Twain would be highly disappoint.