Landlord bodgejobs can get pretty skeezy. Case and point: balance the new propane tank precariously with a toolkit. Psssh, don't get sassy with me, mister! It's only the living spaces of several dozen people you're toying with here!

You know you've grown up when you use your previous mode of transportation to fix your new one. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

When user Sicksicksixxx's friend's muffler fell off and they had no fitting pipes around, this was the only way of fixing it in the time they had left.

Just stick another one on top.

10/10, would give the Nobel Prize to.

My favorite chair to watch home improvement.

One is good, but two is always safer.

Flash forward to the scene where the driver returns to his parking spot where everything has been stolen except the side-view mirror.

A Helivuckelbarrow!