...but now I can't bake my cookies.

Submitter Matt's brother's dog will bark at the door any time anyone even comes up the front stairs. Matt had a package delivered and no one was home to accept it. Looks like the UPS guy heard the dog and thought he had it covered.

Winter is upon us once again, and for most of us above a certain latitude, it means snow. Lots and lots of snow. Conventional wisdom would say that bikes temporarily become pretty useless if you have an ounce of common sense. However, these guys have found a nice little workaround for that. Just put an extra chain, an extra wheel, and a motor on the bicycle, and voilà! You're free to ride around the tundra as much as you want. Because it sure beats racking up your car insurance premiums for the next four months!

Although calling him little hurts his self-esteem. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Ever enjoying a snack with sriracha on top of it, and you find out the hard way that you dumped a whole plate's worth of the stuff into one morsel? Well dump no more, rooster sauce fans, because here's your fix! Now go back to getting your sriracha fix, because I know we all need it!

That computer is never going to overheat ever again.

The kids look on in horror as their favorite cartoon sponge is forced into a life of painful servitude.

~NSHA