I nominate him official mascot of pantsless nerds everywhere.
What do you do when you need to paint a closet that is above a stairwell? Boards, plywood with a big hole in it, and a folding chair.
Oh yeah, and lots of insurance.
Hey, you've gotta cook somehow!
Mmm, tastes like the 1800s...
At least the duct tape blends in with the color of the car... almost. It's not "broken," it's "having a certain rugged charm."
They must have been having a fire sale.
Works great as long as you dont turn it on full blast.
In case your car ever gets stuck in a flood and can't breathe.
Good choice on taking the ladder position sir, for all of our sakes.