And it keeps out all burglars, guaranteed!

Get yourself a guitar capo. Just need a pen marker, a strip and a pencil for the tourniquet.

More music humor over at Music FAILS!

When our keycard system disappeared in the wall, I fixed it with two paperclips and some band-aid.

Uh oh, it's getting dark. Hold on a sec, let me pull over on the side of I-5 and fix that.

~NSHA

Now I have the sudden urge to crack a beer and throw some meat on the grill. The server's hot enough to grill stuff on, right?

Not all magical doorways are in train stations!

"We had to disconnect a passanger rail car unexpectedly one night and the "new" end car didn't have a door on the back platform. We couldn't just let people fall off the back, so our boss had this brilliant brain child!"

They learned their trade by carefully studying the Jawa Sandcrawler.

~NSHA

Sometimes, kludges require just a bit of feminine touch! Take a minute to absorb that fact.

Mississippi River steamboats have gotten a little low-budget. Mark Twain would be highly disappoint.

How embarrassing, your parallel port is showing. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Any one got a spare?