Deadbolt always thought there was something strange about his brother. But they were never really open with each other.

~NSHA

Oh man, this is great! It's perfect for... seeing texts the second they come in? Showing off your cell phone? Watching videos in a horrid orientation? Wait a minute, why is this useful again?

~NSHA

Oh, and the reception is pretty good too. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

...whatever that thing is. Hopefully no one has a screwdriver.