Well maybe if I hold it like this....

~NSHA

It's a big boy now, it can handle itself!

Protip: if your rear spoiler makes your car look like a shopping cart or a lawn mower, you're probably doing it wrong...

Sorry buddy, but I'm trying to escape from a fire, not my earthly existence...

This is what happens when you need to mow and the factory tank leaks. It just needs refilling every 15 minutes.

A low-heat, low-fat UHT Geforce GTS 8800 compatible card.

...just use these tools, they said.

A solution cheaper than calling a plumber.

Just be sure to not run your beer can mini cart over any unsuspecting LEGO figurine pedestrians.

Awww, all that effort and she didn't even take a swim!