The garage's loaner has seen better days. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Screw the cable company's high bills!

Because you're only a true steampunk if you get lead poisoning!

Yep, it's that time of year again. The new Nickelback is out today and it's inevitably going to sell millions and millions of copies. I know it's the cool thing to do to hate on the post-grunge/country group but it's still shocking how popular these guys are. If you don't believe me check out their new song and see if you can make it through the whole thing. But don't say I didn't warn you.

~NSHA

Uhaul employee: "Well, yes, technically you can tow with your Corvette. But do you know how ridiculous you will look on the highway?"