Outta the way, or I might mow you down!

I guess this acts as a warning to other drivers about your insurance policy.

~NSHA

Dog + trunk = drunk. For multiple reasons.

~NSHA

Apparently, this leaky pipe water tastes better than that in my cats' water bowl... now I can go out of town for as long as I want!

I'd be tired too if I had squeeze through a hole that size too. (I swear that's not a penis joke)

~NSHA

You know that hitches are things, right?

Either they ran out of hexagons, or color blindness has a nasty cousin called "shape blindness."