Imposter!

Car stereo broken? Those 20 dollar speakers you bought for your computer will do just fine!

Sometimes, a fix comes along that is genius in its simplicity. I believe now is one of those times!

Van Halen once demanded a contract stipulation that any venue they played at have a fully stocked bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed. While the candy in question is slightly different here, I'd imagine it would work for M&Ms all the same. Because people with crippling OCD deserve to the Taste the Rainbow^{TM C R} too!

Protip: widening the tubes makes information stream at a faster rate.

~NSHA

You're welcome to take whatever valuables you wish. Here's the key to the safe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Also an effective guard against escaping socks.

~NSHA

"No, I was trying to call Dog! Tell him to reverse the charges!"