To move the device, just be like, "Hey, go over there." ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Every fixer in the rest of the USA (only 70 in Seattle suckers!) should shut down their computer, take it apart and try this. It's the only way to stay cool. The ONLY way.

~NSHA

Desktop microphones have always been a joke, but who's laughing now? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Because Pringles aren't complicated enough!