Winter has fallen upon the mystical realm of Canada once again. Without the NHL playing this season, Canadians are indeed getting rather desperate. Well, Canucks, I offer up this classic for you to get your homemade ice rinks started. You'll be duking it out with your little brother pretending he's the NHL commissioner in no time at all!

We all know computers can get a little chilly. What better way to keep them running their best than with a little big of 60s-style shag carpet? You'll be the most popular guy at the LAN party.

~NSHA

Desktop microphones have always been a joke, but who's laughing now? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."

It also saves the mosquitoes.

~NSHA

"We tried again, but with liquid nitrogen. My coworkers halve already threatened me if I go near their liquid argon supply. This is what happens when scientists get toys to play with. Inside the cooler is a plastic jar with liquid nitrogen up to a mid-point in the jar. The fan blows down into the jar, and the cool air comes off the side out of the second fan."

"Hey man, the cooler's broken again. What should we do?"

"... Go get some science, we'll use that!"

A doctor, a kludger, anyone but this guy!

It looks like they were "authentically Irish" when they put up that sign. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The hardest part is trying to reach the brakes on the other side. ~Not-So-Handy Andy