Come downstairs, taste my vintage...

~NSHA

Those staples will keep the house up. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I can see why the word "diet" starts with "die!"

Kho Jian, a metalworker from Louhe in Henan province, central China, is designing and building the craft using re-salvaged and converted oil tanks. The 'Noah's Ark' will come at a cost of £20,000, and will be fitted with a range of mod-cons including a kitchen and bathrooms. It will also use technology that is employed for space travel in order to keep it watertight - while also providing doors and windows. 'He believes we are heading for a world flood and he wants his own ark to save himself and his family,' said Kho, who aims to have the finished craft ready for delivery soon.

Now with 20 percent more door!

If only we could design every drain pipe like this, the bottled water problem would be solved.