Is it art? Nay, it is but fail.

Find instructions at ManMade.

Bop it... smack it... twist it... grab it!

Egads! Water everywhere! The solution? Slap a piece of plywood on the glass and hope to high heck that it's watertight. The fishies will thank you for it!

"We need to start thinking in tandem here."

The plate is held in place, that's all that's important.

This is a much more important use for a parachute rip-cord.

~Not-So-Handy Andy