You know that hitches are things, right?

Then give it a swingy wooden thing!

Doorway and destination TBD.

Salt and pepper can pack their bags and go. It's the time of the season of Doritos.

[Frank Reber]

Does your dinner get cold while you make your tea? Do you have trouble timing when to set your kettle on while making dinner? FRET NO MORE! Now you can cook your food AND make your tea!

I mean I imagine that's how this obviously MADE FOR TV invention would be marketed.