Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

If you're not a fan of metal, then test your mettle with wood!

When all else fails to remove 50 years of baked on grease...

From the submitter:

"The emergency window on the commuter bus opened and was about to suck us passengers out! AND it was cold. So we unseatbelted passengers and used it to keep the window shut."

C'mon, we all know that the internet is a series of tubes, right?

Buck?

How embarrassing, your parallel port is showing. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Also, I think one of my front tires may be flat. ~Not-So-Handy Andy