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AskReddit Thread: Scariest Things That Woke People Up

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most frightening things that woke people up in the middle of the night. Night time is full of unexplainable moments of spookiness. Sometimes we partially wake up, and experience those chilling moments of sleep paralysis when we're absolutely convinced that there's a demon homie chilling at the end of the bed. Or, maybe it's that pleasant moment when a poster falls off the wall and you spring awake as your heart leaps outside of your chest. 

People describe the scariest things that woke them up in the middle of the night | Jakdavies 20h extremely realistic feeling bare hand grabbing my foot which made wake up instantly only realize somehow dream Reply 934
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Tumblr Thread: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase

There's something undeniably scary about discovering a hidden passageway. Our imaginations can give way to entertaining all kinds of horrifying possibilites that could explain why someone would be compelled to hide that staircase from plain sight, or put a deadbolt on a door that goes to a spooky attic. In this case, it seems like someone was very likely just messing around, because of where the scratch marks were located. 

Quick Tumblr thread about a dude staying at friend's house and making scary discovery | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door | There are STAIRS closet! Now where do those stairs go may ask?
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Things escalate extremely quickly when this random dog decides to attack a child, but this cat just comes screaming in out of nowhere and puts a stop to it. It kind of bucks the stereotype that all cats are asocial narcissists.

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The Mortifying Nopes Of Australia

There's a whole lot to look out for in the land down under. These terrifying images filled to the brim with nope might make you never want to go to Australia. 

A collection of creepy things from the land of Australia | scorpion being hunted by a giant spider
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Intriguing Images of Eye-Defying Double-Takery

With just a little bit of strange perspective, the human eye can be confuzzled into making you think you're looking at a giant man, an octopus-dog hybrid, or dangerous cliff when you're really just looking at a dude, some puppies and a tree. It's fun to take your brain for a spin and gander at a pile of double-take-causing illusions of warped perspective.

strange double-take causing confusing images | optical illusion girl's head in a spoon | dog with multiple legs that are actually puppies nursing
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Anti-Vaxxer's "Reasoning" is as Incoherent as One Would Expect

Many of us have had that moment where you're talking to a friend or family member and then BAM, they hit you with their stupidest beliefs. After watching a single fringe Youtube video they now think they're an expert who's done "research." Sometimes they snap out of it, like this Anti-vaxx mom who switched sides.

Antivaxxer being stupid in text conversation | and 's truth bro sheep sheeple can be so blind Imfao 's zionists and gates' okay 's truth are blind where do get proof facebook s obvious got vaccinated right? no and don't have autism don't think jesus christ Delivered doesn't cause autism 100 time iMessage 4.
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Misfortune Monday: All Kinds of Bummers

Life manages to produce an unpredictable and wide variety of unforeseen chaos that we just kind of have to deal with. Sometimes it's as arbitrary as having your mailbox exploded by lightning, and sometimes it's as small and disheartening as realizing you just tried pouring something into an upside down glass. Life has its messes large and small.

Fails. messes, mistakes and chaos | spilled white paint bucket that splashed all over a black car | multiple bird footprints tracks in fresh concrete
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Stuff that Looks like Food but Isn't

The world is full of delicious looking things that aren't actually food. A pickle chip could be a turtle, ice cream could actually be spackle, and caramel could end up being an eraser. Some things, even dangerous and prohibitively crunchy things, end up looking like delicious food.

Things that look like food but aren't food | yellow snake wrapped around a bowl of bananas | mushrooms that look like pancakes with maple syrup
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Two-Sentence Horror Stories Too Scary For Their Own Good

Nothing like some two-sentence horror stories that waste no time in trying to frighten their readers. It's as if the shorter horror stories can be even scarier than the long winded, drawn out tales we're more accustomed to. These certainly left some lasting, unnerving images in our heads. Check out more spooky two-sentence horror stories over here.

A collection of two sentence horror stories that are too scary for their own good | r/TwoSentenceHorror Join u/M1ghty_boy 94d 1 1 "Ah, so 's 2020 time traveller said Very early looks he muttered under his breath 22.9k 581 Share 2
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Customer Keeps Asking for Man, Ends Up In Legal Department

This customer with absolutely no chill couldn't be bothered to be helped by any woman in the company. Eventually he got his wish, but it was far from helpful. For more customer stories, here's one where a boss reality checks awful customers and one where a Karen was defeated with overwhelming kindness.

Sexist customer keeps asking for man and ends up with a cease and desist | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/sheikhyerbouti 21 hours ago "No offense, honey, but just don't think qualified oc M After seeing bunch similar threads thought would post my own story shared by coworker friend and her former manager. Back my call center days frequent issue among our female techs (my team had about 5-9 on average out about 200 get someone who would insist on being transferred male tech. This happened at
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Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga

Leave it to Tumblr to let one image of fun pizza inspire a way-too specific story of exactly how a story of one "fun-pizza" could go own. It's uncanny how easy it is to picture all of this. For more tumblr food stories, here's a thread on why super coffee is not a great idea, and a very creative story about sandwich demons.

Tumblr thread about a story about a suburban family and their "fun pizza" | nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going party and white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza And she pull
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Terribly Cursed Tumblr Posts

The wild world of Tumblr isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes things take a turn and end up being cursed beyond belief. If these cursed Tumblr posts got you going, check out more of Tumblr's most cursed posts over here.

A collection of terribly cursed Tumblr posts to cringe at | snoopingasusualisee Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak achieve true nirvana soaprock henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1 RawR xD oh noes did scare im vewy sowwy targuzzler My heart just stopped and started again cursed directly at god allowing survive this | showerthoughtsofficial belly button is just old mouth. virgoassbitch acquaintedwithrask having good day were all having good day.
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Stupid things Medical Patients Did That Made It Worse

For some reason tons of people think that the worst thing that can happen if you don't follow a doctors orders is that they'll get caught and be scolded. But no, there's an actual reason a medical professional tells you to do something. Medical professionals see through lying patients all the time, and patients still try to deny the stupid things they've done.

Stupid things medical patients did | babynursebb 1.0k points 21 hours ago edited 19 hours ago Not after leaving but this older gentleman had his wife bring him n out literal day after his open heart surgery couldn't believe .
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In lieu of having fans in the stadium, the Japanese baseball team Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks has opted for a robot song and dance number that is about as technically intriguing as it is creepy.

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Tumblr Thread: The Spikey Insanity of The Lantern Shield

Tumblr has got a raging petard for medieval battle tactics and the consensus seems to be that what the past lacked in sanitation, it made up for with cool swords and unconventional weapons. Sometimes you see some gizmo an Italian blacksmith threw together six hundred years ago and all you can think is "that is badass." Who knew history could be fun.

Tumblr thread about the medieval weapon the lantern shield | man-who-sold-za-warudo Knight have trained all forms combat and weapons since birth cannot be bested. Some horsecock motherfucker:
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Absurd Stranger Gets All Tough Over 20 Dollars

The world has its fair share of entitled folks and their frustrating demands, but sometimes it gets worse than someone just wanting a discount for no reason. Sometimes people's approach to haggling is writing out their intent to come over to your house and mess you up. It's pretty stupid. For another ridiculous person who wanted a deal, here's a choosing beggar raging after rejection and getting shut down again.

Stranger threatens guy over price of service | could include limited meal plan 20 option (1 day eating) if like? Apart price is firm. Listen pal asking kindly lower price know people city don't think they'd appreciate busting my balls over here oh no
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