It sucks when a roommate steals your stuff. It sucks more when they deny it. That said, if they do deny it, that means that they shouldn't have any problem with the food you choose to buy, right? For more tales of food thieves, here's an office food thief that got caught by a nanny cam as well as a frustrating and unbelievably entitled coworker who demanded a party and took the leftovers.
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Sure there are some words that are consistently difficult to spell, but there are some obvious spelling fails that feel like a kick in the dictionary. Sometimes people's made up spellings sort of make sense. Usually they don't. These are spelling fails that deserve a harsh sentence.
Bureaucracy can be a mind-numbing puzzle of forms to fill out and cranky people to deal with. Sometimes you get a real treasure of a human being who absolutely hates what they do, and dealing with them is pulling teeth. Here's one of those times. For another school themed story, here's Karen and Karen Jr getting outed for trying to cheat the school system.
The human eye is just doing its best, but sometimes it can get mislead onto the wrong path. It's not hard for some strange perspective to make you think you're looking at a giant baby or that a block of cheese is a portrait of George Washington. Intriguing images of eye-defying double-takery are wild.
Tumblr looked at this evolutionary dead-end of a forward-eye-facing cold-blooded cave goat and decided: "good." Sometimes tumblr gets ahold of some biology or history knowledge and extrapolates the ever-loving reality out of it like when they went full mythological science on dragon evolution. For another interesting learning experience here's Tumblr's thread on Kudzu, the monster plant waging war with everything.
This is one of those stories that just makes your skin crawl. This poor dude was being proactive and doing a little housecleaning, when he encountered a horrifying, behemoth of a centipede. To make matters worse, the centipede proceeded to crawl up his arm with lightning level speed. Chills.
The employees of Quick Quack Car Wash probably didn't think they'd have a hit on their hands when a customer sped through their car wash and crashed into a barrier. However, with the help of their strategically placed cameras and some careful editing, this masterpiece was born.
Every industry has something they don't tell customers and clients. It could be something about the amount of quality control that doesn't happen, the arbitrary nature of pricing, or people getting away with doing the bare minimum. Lies and open secrets in various industries are like the duct tape holding your walls together. Just about any business has some weird tales, like these all-you-can-eat-buffet horror stories.
After a request like this, it would be pretty hard not to send someone a photo of your bare ass and directions on where to kiss it, but this person kept things classy. It's still extremely hard to have any sympathy for the kind of person who thinks they deserve a discount in exchange for literally a penny's worth of water, but that's entitled goofs for you.
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The 16-year old Ivan Zaborovsky was struck by lightning during warm-ups with his soccer team. Three weeks later he's back with a minor burn from where his necklace came in contact with his skin. He doesn't remember it happening, but that doesn't detract from the fact that the whole experience looks painful.
Who in their absurd, entitled goofy mind thinks they can message a public hidden art account and tell them where to put it so they can get a good vacation photo? This parent not only refuses to pay for any art, but they also don't want to donate anything, and they get real rude about it. You can never guess how low entitled people will go with their frustrating demands. For another parent interaction, here's an entitled mom losing it over free seashells.
This probably isn't how you're supposed to do this, but that's how it was done. It's weird how easily this lady was able to just grab a seagull like that, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.
Almost everyone has a pretty basic sense of responsibility to the people around them. Almost. Here are some people whose narcissism, complete dumbness or straight up horribly trashy decisions that are bursting with garbage-ocity. For less vitriol and more straight up dumbness, people find themselves in facepalm moments as well.
There are a lot of moments from history that not only sound unbelievably coincidental, incredible and stupid, but also so contrived that if it were to happen in fiction you wouldn't be able to suspend your disbelief. There were baboon railway controllers, great molasses floods and foulmouthed parrots. Here are some more history things, like the importance of mundane people in history, the spikey insanity of the lantern shield, and crazy "I'll do it myself" moments in history.
