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'Probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me': First date fails miserably after dude mishears his date's awkward comment

'Probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me': First date fails miserably after dude mishears his date's awkward comment

There are lots of things that would stink to hear as feedback from a first date . One guy experienced the shame first hand, naming it among the most embarrassing things to ever happen to him, especially because he really liked this woman . He claims she showed interest in him even when others didn't. But as the OP shared, he truly and spectacularly bombed this first date in numerous ways, and we're cringing hard for him. Read all about this poor guy's first date mistake that he will definitely…
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Kevin thinks he can speak every language in the world

'Kevin thinks he can speak every language in the world': Cringy dude believes he's 'impressing' foreign clients, embarrasses coworkers instead

We all have that one colleague who's a total show off. They like to claim that they were heading up a project , when actually they barely did any work on it. Or they try to schmooze with clients and C-suite employees, only to come off as arrogant and irritating. People like this exist everywhere, but not everyone is quite as confident in their abilities as this crazy Kevin ! At least this guy didn't get away unscathed. The OP, u/UnlikelyAlternative, writes that after Kevin's big goof with some…
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'I told my kids that I was the original Road Runner': 30+ Hilarious anonymous confessions

'I told my kids that I was the original Road Runner': 30+ Hilarious anonymous confessions

Let the world know your most secrety secrets, but do it anonymously. This week, we've rounded up the funniest, wildest, and most heartfelt secrets from @fesshole, the Twitter account made just for anonymous confessions. These secrets are a fascinating window into the lives of random strangers . Some people confess their relationships icks — one person wrote that they might dump their BF, simply because of his habit of eating pizza with a knife and fork. Others are more embarrassing , like a guy…
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20 Memes for people who are way too literal

20 Memes for people who are way too literal

If you need a silly meme for your extra-literal friend, look no further. Every friend group sends around memes in the group chat these days. It's a fast, fun, and easy way to tell your friends what's on your mind, plus it makes you look clever if you get it right. If you send a dumb meme, then your friends might roast you a bit. These memes below are so extra literal! From the “ bae come over ” template to “like dis if u cry every time,” some memes are timeless. Today, we flip them on their hea…
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'I found a camera that a landlord tried hiding': Top 20 Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Week (April 23, 2023)

'I found a camera that a landlord tried hiding': Top 20 Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Week (April 23, 2023)

Many moments in life are just annoying enough to complain about for a while, but not annoying enough to take any action over. It's times like these that people head to the r/mildlyinfuriating subreddit. The sub is full of tiny little complaints , and we've picked out the top posts of the week to share with you. My absolute favorite is the person whose roof hath been arrow'd! What a funny sight to see — a spare arrow sticking out of the top of your house. That person probably had to go up there…
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AITA for participating in my neighborhood's easter egg hunt that was meant for children?

'You're literally taking candy from babies': Enthusiastic egg-hunter angers her neighbors by joining kids-only activity

Want to make all your neighbors annoyed and wary of you instantly? Just do what this woman did! This woman asked r/AmItheA**hole what they thought about her Easter mishap . As u/madnewsbears wrote, she is a huge fan of the Easter holiday — especially egg hunts. The OP saw an opportunity after moving to a brand new city. She joined the city's Easter Eggstravaganza, an egg hunt for kids. That's right — the OP realized after signing up that this hunt was basically only for kids, and she was the on…
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Bungled benches and scary stairs: 20+ Hostile designs that will turn people away ASAP

Bungled benches and scary stairs: 20+ Hostile designs that will turn people away ASAP

There's an entire branch of architectural design that's made not to entice people, but to drive them away instead.
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Ordered pizza for my son's birthday party and was notified that my order was ready for pickup. My husband went to pick it up and was told half the order wasn't actually ready yet. Can we come back for it tomorrow?

'I need the [pizzas] now! The party is today!': Party hosts bewildered by pizza place who can't give them pizzas to feed their guests

A botched pizza order fueled this parent to write to r/TalesFromTheCustomer to share her story — and figure out what to do. U/momnation was just trying to throw a nice birthday party for her son . She preordered what should have been some easy food — pizza. It's a great party food; everybody loves it and ordering it is supposed to be super fast and painless. However, when the OP sent her husband to pick up the order for five pizzas, the pizza joint had some bewildering news to tell him. They di…
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'Just call me chef': 25 Funny and frightful food fails from people who are banned from the kitchen for life

'Just call me chef': 25 Funny and frightful food fails from people who are banned from the kitchen for life

Have you heard about the aspiring chef who made cheese out a mint milkshake?
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20 Unexplainable mystery images from the weird side of the internet

20 Unexplainable mystery images from the weird side of the internet

The internet has no shortage of strange and mysterious imagery . Some photos make you wonder not just if something is real or Photoshopped, but why it would exist at all! The image of the onion claw machine has really stuck in my mind, haunting me with thoughts of a shopping experience that probably doesn't exist yet, but could in some universe, someday. Only onions in a claw machine? Why stop there? Why not make a shop with claw machines full of as many non-perishable foods as possible? Gamify…
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WIBTA for telling my boss that my coworker cut their hair?

'You shouldn't be cutting your own bangs': Receptionist baffled by coworker's baffling behavior at the front desk

This unfortunate receptionist has found themself in a hairy situation with their coworker! You can choose your job, but you can't choose your coworkers . This person is honestly being very kind after witnessing their coworker do something pretty concerning, because they didn't run to their boss (yet). As the OP, using an appropriately named account called u/hairgag, shared this harrowing tale to r/AmItheA**hole. The OP works as an art museum receptionist , greeting guests and selling tickets. T…
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'I like to pretend I'm Batman': 30 Top Secret Confessions of the Week (March 19, 2023)

'I like to pretend I'm Batman': 30 Top Secret Confessions of the Week (March 19, 2023)

Everyone is hiding a few secrets , and these people decided to fess up anonymously. There are tons of submissions to the @fesshole Twitter page every day. Basically, if you have a secret, you can message the account, and they'll post it anonymously, so it can never be linked back to you. Some people's secrets are mundane, but others are so shocking they could ruin a relationship or two. The family drama confessions are always eye opening, as are people who admit to messing with their friends or…
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Babysitter leaves 100 dollar a week job and entitled mom can't understand why | am LIVID seven months now 100 week hours are easy 9am-5pm, like regular fucking job and kids are basically angels, they sleep most day anyway at this age. mas been babysitting get text her saying she's applying walmart and she can't afford work anymore

Babysitter Leaves Bad Job, Entitled Mom Lashes Out

She can't understand why someone wouldn't want to work for 100 dollars a week.
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AITA for calling my neighbor and her daughter entitled, spoiled brats?

'They are entitled brats': Teen lets spoiled neighbor kids in her bedroom, immediately regrets it

This teen is scratching their head wondering if they're supposed to share with a neighbor . The limits of neighborly kindness definitely apply here! This 16-year-old wrote to r/AmItheA**hole, asking about a situation that happened when their young neighbors — and the kids' entitled mom — came to visit. The OP says that they were playing with the kids, ages 7, 9, and 10, when they asked to play in her bedroom. The OP agreed, which might be mistake #1, because the nine year old quickly latched on…
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'She's the embarrassing... perpetually online influencer': Sister 'mortified' by entitled influencer sibling's attention-grabbing habits

'She's the embarrassing... perpetually online influencer': Sister 'mortified' by entitled influencer sibling's attention-grabbing habits

“My sister is trying really hard to become famous online ,” this woman wrote, sharing why she's actually so fed up with her sister's attention-seeking habits. Many influencers online create carefully crafted Instagram feeds and Facebook profiles. Their whole lives look gorgeous, aesthetically pleasing, and basically perfect. However, what their viewers don't see is the behind-the-scenes action. Just how far would an influencer go to get the perfect picture? We don't even want to know! But these…
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Neighbors used my property as their own. Paid for new fence.

'The neighbors were in my pool': Entitled family disregard new neighbor to use his property because they 'had permission' from previous owner

After buying a house , this guy met his new neighbors, but these people just couldn't let go of an old neighborhood agreement. Relationships between neighbors can be delicate. The family in this guy's story clearly missed house's previous owner, and that didn't stop them from using his property. As u/rodeopete3281 wrote, he recently purchased a new house, and was fixing it up before move in. He realized that some of his new neighbors were parking at his house every day, which wouldn't be a prob…
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