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Food Thief Gets Reckoning When Roommate Buys Regular Milk

It sucks when a roommate steals your stuff. It sucks more when they deny it. That said, if they do deny it, that means that they shouldn't have any problem with the food you choose to buy, right? For more tales of food thieves, here's an office food thief that got caught by a nanny cam as well as a frustrating and unbelievably entitled coworker who demanded a party and took the leftovers.

Roommate buys milk for their lactose intolerant roommate to steal | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/gottmilk_ 23 hours ago F 2 AITA switching regular milk prove my lactose intolerant roommate keeps stealing Not hole and 2 other guys share an apartment together and split all bills only thing don't split costs on is groceries. Everyone's charge buying their own food and don't touch whatever doesn't belong us fridge put our names on everything so no one gets mixed up.
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Spelling Fails That Make Us Wanna Empty Our Vowels

Sure there are some words that are consistently difficult to spell, but there are some obvious spelling fails that feel like a kick in the dictionary. Sometimes people's made up spellings sort of make sense. Usually they don't. These are spelling fails that deserve a harsh sentence.

Dumb misspelled words and spelling fails | do want Panera Chicken Sees Her Salad always get @decentbirthday Chicken Caesar Salad? Delivered IS IS text messages texting
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Night Shifters Creepiest Paranormal Experiences

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the scariest paranormal things that night shifters ever saw while on the job. These eerie accounts might make you never want to work that night shift in the future. All the creepy things seem to happen at night. 

Night shifters describe their creepiest paranormal experiences on the job | thisbillgates 1d worked at 7/11. One night kept hearing sounded like little girl crying, but store completely empty. Whenever l'd go area where thought coming l'd hear somewhere else hope somebody messing with but Il'm not sure Reply 4.7k
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Absurd School Bureaucrat Needs Copy of Degree She Issues

Bureaucracy can be a mind-numbing puzzle of forms to fill out and cranky people to deal with. Sometimes you get a real treasure of a human being who absolutely hates what they do, and dealing with them is pulling teeth. Here's one of those times. For another school themed story, here's Karen and Karen Jr getting outed for trying to cheat the school system.

Bureaucrat at school needs a copy made of a degree she issues | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/forshuregirl 5 hours ago So need certified copy my bachelor degree just issued? No problemo oc M So, this is little one, but still fullfilled with satisfaction. During my last semester my bachelor degree already applied masters degree at same university. So go through normal application process and get accepted (yay but as didn't have my bachelor degree at point had produce certified copy my degree
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Eye-Defying Optical Illusions of Double-Takery

The human eye is just doing its best, but sometimes it can get mislead onto the wrong path. It's not hard for some strange perspective to make you think you're looking at a giant baby or that a block of cheese is a portrait of George Washington. Intriguing images of eye-defying double-takery are wild.

interesting real life optical illusions | three Italian greyhound dogs on a bed with one looking as if it has an unnaturally long neck | split screen TV news with one reporter dressed in a jacket that makes her seem as if she has an abnormally large head and tiny body
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A lot can happen in 9 seconds. In what looks like an excavator and Jeep swerving to avoid each other, they manage to swerve back into each other, preventing a direct hit to that guy with a bike.

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Tumblr Thread: The Cold-Blooded Freak Devil Cave Goat

Tumblr looked at this evolutionary dead-end of a forward-eye-facing cold-blooded cave goat and decided: "good." Sometimes tumblr gets ahold of some biology or history knowledge and extrapolates the ever-loving reality out of it like when they went full mythological science on dragon evolution. For another interesting learning experience here's Tumblr's thread on Kudzu, the monster plant waging war with everything.

Tumblr thread on strange cold-blooded cave goat | RE tilthat Follow TIL cave goat went extinct approx. 5,000 years ago is first known mammal have become cold-blooded. Their bone growth rate is unlike any other mammal, and more similar crocodiles showing slow and adaptive rates environmental temperature. via http ift.tt/2vtQOYg r-evolution-aries Follow goat's binomial name is Myotragus balearicus kind an oddball lot other ways, too, an example being had forward-facing eyes, giving stereoscopic vi
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Traumatized Man Encounters Satan's Centipede

This is one of those stories that just makes your skin crawl. This poor dude was being proactive and doing a little housecleaning, when he encountered a horrifying, behemoth of a centipede. To make matters worse, the centipede proceeded to crawl up his arm with lightning level speed. Chills. 

Terrified man encounters giant house centipede | r/tifu Join u/skankybutstuff 5d 1 1 3 F 2 TIFU by meeting Satan's centipede M My hands are still shaking, but have tell someone horrors just experienced fairly active guy, and got few those sleeveless shirts wear working out. But with lockdown and few life events s been about 1, 2 months since had strict workout schedule. These sleeveless shirts have been hanging together back my closet since then, just chillin.
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The employees of Quick Quack Car Wash probably didn't think they'd have a hit on their hands when a customer sped through their car wash and crashed into a barrier. However, with the help of their strategically placed cameras and some careful editing, this masterpiece was born.

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Sketchy Secrets of Various Industries

Every industry has something they don't tell customers and clients. It could be something about the amount of quality control that doesn't happen, the arbitrary nature of pricing, or people getting away with doing the bare minimum. Lies and open secrets in various industries are like the duct tape holding your walls together. Just about any business has some weird tales, like these all-you-can-eat-buffet horror stories.

sketchy secrets from many jobs and industries | katakago 18.5k points 11 hours ago know people who write instruction manuals or user guides things buy? Half time, they've never even seen or touched product. Some dude just sends us pictures rough description s supposed work, and 's .
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Cleaner Has Classy Response for "Water Discount" Client

After a request like this, it would be pretty hard not to send someone a photo of your bare ass and directions on where to kiss it, but this person kept things classy. It's still extremely hard to have any sympathy for the kind of person who thinks they deserve a discount in exchange for literally a penny's worth of water, but that's entitled goofs for you.

Response to client who wanted discount for one cent of water | Hi Just wanted let know loved cleaning last week and wondering if could come back every month Also wondering if could give us discount next time saw refilling water bottle our sink seems not big deal but our water bill is high specially with our new pool looking forward seeing again! Thank
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The 16-year old Ivan Zaborovsky was struck by lightning during warm-ups with his soccer team. Three weeks later he's back with a minor burn from where his necklace came in contact with his skin. He doesn't remember it happening, but that doesn't detract from the fact that the whole experience looks painful.

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Entitled Parent Demands Public Artist Make Piece for Them

Who in their absurd, entitled goofy mind thinks they can message a public hidden art account and tell them where to put it so they can get a good vacation photo? This parent not only refuses to pay for any art, but they also don't want to donate anything, and they get real rude about it. You can never guess how low entitled people will go with their frustrating demands. For another parent interaction, here's an entitled mom losing it over free seashells.

Entitled parent demands artist hide painting where they can find it, gets rude | set out little miniature bob ross paintings around my tourist town people find and have an Instagram specifically project post about towns tourist page and people frequently request paintings be put out on certain dates but this is first | Hey can put picture out front Disney resort somewhere on August 7 text and let inow time will work. THX Aw glad like them but prefer folks find them organically paint them is
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 This probably isn't how you're supposed to do this, but that's how it was done. It's weird how easily this lady was able to just grab a seagull like that, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.

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Trashy Behavior That Broke Through The Garbagesphere

Almost everyone has a pretty basic sense of responsibility to the people around them. Almost. Here are some people whose narcissism, complete dumbness or straight up horribly trashy decisions that are bursting with garbage-ocity. For less vitriol and more straight up dumbness, people find themselves in facepalm moments as well.

Trashy moments | O FOX 11 LOS ANGELES Oregon man driving stolen vehicle crashes into woman driving another stolen car: police
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Historical Events That Sound Too Ridiculous to Be True

There are a lot of moments from history that not only sound unbelievably coincidental, incredible and stupid, but also so contrived that if it were to happen in fiction you wouldn't be able to suspend your disbelief. There were baboon railway controllers, great molasses floods and foulmouthed parrots. Here are some more history things, like the importance of mundane people in history, the spikey insanity of the lantern shield, and crazy "I'll do it myself" moments in history.

Historical events that are so ridiculous they seem fictional | eannasheridan 42.4k points 24 days ago 3 2 During WW1 German navy built ship and painted make look like British ship called RMS Carmania order infiltrate and destroy British convoys. On ships first outing first enemy encountered real RMS Carmania, which promptly sunk .
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