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Misfortune Monday: Turmoil is the Name of the Game

Nothing will ever be perfect, so it's important to remember that relative happiness is all about finding room to breathe in between all the blunders, goofs, mistakes, failures and chaos. The thing about life is that it goes on and all the stolen hubcaps, flooded basements and toilet cobras are just part of it. Is it cathartic to see all these problems, or is it just spectacle? Who knows, it's just semi-regular distress with Misfortune Monday.

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Thanks to recent monsoon rains in Mumbai, the conditions were perfect for a sinkhole to open up riiiiight under some unfortunate person's car. True to its name, that sinkhole did what it does best. It's a little unnerving to imagine that at any time the ground could just open up and swallow whatever it wants, but what choice do we have? Should we not touch the ground? It's the ground.

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Entitled People and Their Uproarious Demands

For some reason we live in a society where self-reflection isn't a necessary skill. A place where entitled people will make imaginative demands like this entitled neighbor who demanded nutless baklava or this customer who was furious that her plain omelet was just eggs. It's hard to tell if the incredible demands of entitled people are entertaining, just infuriating or some weird combination of the two.

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Everyday Scams That People Accept As Legit

Sometimes it's easy to pick out a scammer. Like that email half in Cyrillic claiming to be your lost uncle Rupert who wants to give you his fortune but first you need to send him your social security number and ten thousand dollars in iTunes gift cards? Probably not legit. But there are some deeper, darker scams that have been normalized by society. Institutions we've trusted for years might be happy to do business with us just because we're easy marks.

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People's Favorite Bits To Annoy Their Spouse

Just about every relationship is built on a strong foundation of the annoying things people's spouses do. Sometimes that's their inability to wrap extension cords correctly, and other times it's their insistence on introducing their current wife as "my ex girlfriend." We all have our jokes. Is love just the capacity to tolerate your partner's stupid bits? Seems like that's part of it.

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Hilariously Bad Marriage Advice To Not Follow

Relationships are hard, and good advice can be hard to come by, especially when the world is so full of dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. These folks were asked to embody the world's worst marriage counselor and give advice that would result in irredeemably fractured relationships. So just do the opposite of what's in here and you're probably good to go. For some more playful relationship disagreements like mis-cut waffles and tangled cords, here are the annoying things that people's spouses do.

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Woman Steals What She Thinks Is Pregnancy Test, Announces Pregnancy, Is Wrong

There's nothing quite like snooping through a stranger's cabinets, using their things, making a huge scene, being told to check your facts, getting defensive about it and then ending up being completely wrong. Where do they find people like this? For some more wildness, here are the worst houseguests people have experienced and a pregnant employee's shirt-tucking work revenge.

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Cursed, Creepy and Weird Images From The Abyss

Fear is the oldest emotion there is. And with that, there's a lot of stuff out there to feel weird and uncomfortable about. It doesn't even take that much for us to find something amiss. A misplaced balloon or a little too much smile in a dog's eye can have our minds spiraling over what's wrong. It doesn't even have to be all that sinister in the case of cursed images of internet weirdness.

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Real Life Examples Of Butterfly Effect In Action

It can be a wildly disorienting experience to meticulously trace the effects of what seems to be a minor action, as it blossoms into all kinds of results further on down the road. The butterfly effect is a very bizarre thing, indeed. For another AskReddit thread that's along a similar vein check out this post about the biggest plot holes that people experienced in reality itself

People describe times that they ended up seeing the butterfly effect in real life.
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Trashtacular Moments of Startling Garbage-osity

Variety is the spice of life, but trashtacular moments are the paper bag filled with gold spraypaint, and the world would be a completely different place without it. Probably more organized and less needlessly dramatic, but we are what we are. We stand, mouths agape at the garbage behavior of the world, hoping we don't get splattered with anything. We all have stories, from neighborhood porch pirates to the worst houseguests people have experienced.

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Frustrating Things People Turn Into Their Whole Personality

Liking things is good. It's important to like things. But as people, it's easy to get so wrapped up in our own likes and dislikes that we alienate those around us. One's obsession with their Jeep or their 9 dollar health shakes can get to the point where it becomes a personality trait people can't stand. Also grown adults who are way too into Disney are weird.

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Dumb Criminals Order Pizza, Pizza Guy Gets Roped Into Police Investigation

Pizza delivery drivers see enough weird people even without getting mistakenly involved in crime. These dudes thought they could help cover their tracks by ordering an actual pizza when waiting for their "pizza delivery" but it only served to link this harmless pizza guy to their nefarious activities. The weirdness never ends for pizza delivery drivers.

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Tumblr Expounds On The Meat-Eating Nature of Plants

Sure, some trees look like they're eating stuff, but it should be noted that trees themselves are low key monsters. Trees suck nutrients out of whatever organic matter they can get their roots on, so it stands to reason that they have the option to wake up and choose violence. The things don't even have real feelings, thank god they can't chase us down. Quickly, that is.

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Karen Bride Keeps Money From Cancelled Wedding, Vaporizes All Bridges

It's for sure a bad day for this lady, but sometimes we have to look inwardly at our own role in the twists and turns in our lives, and some people are completely unwilling to do that. As a result, we have people like this bride who thinks her bridesmaid's chemotherapy will ruin her wedding or these brides with their unreasonable demands. Maybe this will be a learning moment? Spoiler: It won't.

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Annoying, Inconvenient and Infuriating Things That Just Aren't Right

Being upset and miserable isn't always a choice, but sometimes we have the option to seek it out in the form of annoying and off-center imperfections. Maybe this kind of thing doesn't bother you. But it probably does. As people with free will, we have the freedom to sit there and gripe at images of sloppy imperfection or stare in delight at delectable images of satisfying perfection. The choice is ours.

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Entitled People and Their Ceaseless Antics

The sun never sets on entitled people and their imaginative demands. You'd think people would be done with bosses who demand to be thanked for providing such "generous direction" and Karens who get fired for being too much of a Karen, but they never seem to back down with their boldness. The worst part is that they never seem to think they're in the wrong. It's beautiful, in a way, the laughable antics of entitled people.

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