This is by no means a guide for how to make extra scratch on the weekends. Like, most of these acts are pretty unadvisable. Gotta eat, pay rent and keep the lights on though, so what can ya do. Here are more of these.
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These pizza delivery drivers have seen it all; they've seen the darkest sides of humanity. It's as if a pizza delivery driver is a guardian angel of sorts. They show up to bring hot steaming boxes of pizza to the lost and burned out souls, who might've needed someone to check in on them more than the actual pizza. The following stories are pretty gnarly. You might walk away from this list, with a different appreciation for all the messed up kinds of madness a pizza delivery driver has seen in their time.
If you're in the mood for more pizza delivery madness, check out the time a Domino's pizza tracker saved a guy from his knife-wielding ex, over here!
Some are funny, some are sad, some are funny and sad. The world is a funny and sad place, and the context of dating only raises the stakes. Here's what people said that sometimes worked but mostly didn't work in the moments that counted. Check these out if you wanna see more.
Our days are all hard enough without anything majorly wrong going on. So feel glad that you don't have to deal with what these people are dealing with. If you wanna see more images of disappointing disasters, then check these out.
I sorely hope nobody actually believes this. What starts as a nightmarish and unsettling Tumblr post gives way to a lesson in why you should read those usernames. Therein lies the real answer to the peace of mind in this post. That being said, here is an actual freaky Tumblr post on what you should do if you're ever buried alive. Now THAT is something my anxiety can get behind with full enthusiasm.
Turns out we've always been strange. For decades before you were born, people loved spooky skeletons, spanking, and dressing up their dogs like people. So things have never really changed. Whether that information makes you feel any better is up to you.
This Jiffy Lube employee learned a swift and very necessary lesson in respecting a woman's boundaries, after using her private contact information to make a pass at her. His response tells us all we need to know about whether or not he's going to pull a slippery move like that again.
After a crazy freak accident, this man was able to pull himself out of his destroyed car and walk away. Holy crap that thing is wrecked. And holy crap is he lucky to be alive. If you wanna see more unlikely and mostly uplifting coincidences, then check these out.
Spending your money wisely is a virtue, but sometimes people's forceful cheapness can become a burden. Here are some folks who either made insane demands, were incredibly rude, or in any way showed an unreasonable side of themselves in an effort to get what they want. For more frustrating posts like these, go here.
Getting your conservative mom absolutely zonked out of her gourd on jazz cabbage sounds like the makings of a downright epic fail. And it was, for a while. Then the game changed. For some weed-themed twitter fails, check these out.
The world is full of selfishness and neglect, and luckily someone was there to snap a photo. Here's a bunch of times when people could have conducted themselves a little better but made the choice not to. Yikes. If you want some more trash to fuel that garbage fire then here ya go.
Let us just picture a scenario involving you walking back to your "boys" and telling them it was time to drop hands over a disagreement involving some pricey snakes. Maybe, for some, that's understandable; but generally, on the surface, that shit sounds absolutely ridiculous.
Before reacting to a headline, always check the source and make sure that you're not alerting everyone on your feed to the fact that you didn't understand an obvious joke. The Onion has been around for decades, but people still get duped by their joke headlines, like all the time.
We're not super sure what drives people to make absolutely insane demands and insult the hell out of strangers their dealing with. Is it the anonymity? Maybe sheer desperation? Either way these folks don't look like they're going away any time soon, so the only thing we can do is prove to them that their tactics won't work.
