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Two-sentence horror stories are perfect for folks that don't want to invest too much time in getting lost in a scary story. They're brief, and a lot of the time, highly visual and horrifying. It's amazing how much can be accomplished over the short span of a couple sentences. If you're in the mood for more after this, then check out these additional two-sentence horror stories.

Ah yes, we've got some old cursed images for your viewing pleasure. Cursed images are just there to remind us how weird various corners of the world are. Weird is where it's at, sometimes. Some of these cursed food images look like they might make the stomach do some unpleasant things. If you want something a little more tame than pure cursed, we recommend checking out some blursed images that are both cursed and blessed.

Most of us have been in a situation where we've laughed at the wrong time. Maybe someone gave you outlandish news, or said something so completely stupid that anyone with decent social skills would assume that they're joking. These people were not joking. You remember those moments when someone says something dumb and you just laugh at them. For some sweet failure, here are classic facepalm moments of dumbness.

We think that our run-ins with entitled strangers are one-off events. You'd have plenty reason to believe a guy who tried low-balling you for an Xbox Kinect in 2017 was just a passing stranger in the night. Lo and behold, we have the return of a complete stranger. This time he got an even colder shoulder. Seriously, these folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

Here are some stories that people have wanted to tell but never had a good opportunity to. Whether it's because they're ashamed or no one asked the right questions. For some more dramatic stories here are people sharing their school's incident as well as what new hires did to get fired on the first day.

Whether it was last week or thirty years ago, people remember being accused of things they didn't do. It's one of the most maddening feelings to be wrongfully misjudged, especially when there's no way to prove your own innocence. Here are people who got blamed for some BS. Luckily, a few of them were able to prove their innocence. Some weren't so lucky.

Here's the story of how one electrician used some McGuyver-like work to undo a rule breaking tool. It gets pretty technical. For more intriguing technical stories of destruction, here's how this guy let a farm owner destroy his own car.

With stress rising and policies changing quickly over COVID-19, people are letting their fears out online in the form of comedy. In the wake of panic buying and quarantines, some people are getting petty revenge on toilet paper hoarding Karens while others are writing humorous Coronavirus Journal entries from self quarantine.

With a quickly growing concern over the spread of coronavirus, shoppers everywhere turned to what seemed like a good idea at the time; panic buying. Most notably, people decided to hoard toilet paper when they probably didn't even buy enough food to merit their purchasing of so many shit tickets. With stores and businesses being the preferred prowling ground for entitled Karens, a moment of petty revenge like this was just bound to happen.

Unfortunate things happen all the time, but they usually fall under the category of "typical crap that happens to everybody." Here are some unfortunate moments of failure and chaos that you don't really expect, like 10,000 cracked eggs or a Frisbee in your windshield.

Here are some way-too human moments incredible entitled selfishness, blatant face-palming stupidity, and trashiness, cringeworthy egotistical bragging. These are the people you share the world with. At any time you are free to put a bag over your head and try to stop thinking about how dumb everything is always.

So much stuff is happening constantly that it's statistically certain that some unlikely occurrences and rare moments will slip though. Getting to see and learn about crazily unlikely junk happening gives life some spice. Weird coincidences are fun to see, and it's sort of encouraging to know that anything could happen.

The internet is filled to the brim with self-titled geniuses who are convinced of their own superiority. They spend time online ruining jokes, tearing down other people and bragging about grades they got in middle school. Whether it's caused by narcissism or a sheer lack of self awareness, these cringeworthy braggarts won't stop covering the internet with their supposed genius.

Misfortune and failure is primed to strike at any moment. The ways it can hit are often cartoonish, like a melting ice cream cake or an exploding glass coffee table. Sure we can be careful, watch our steps and keep our noses clean, but that still won't stop chaos and its friends from entering our lives.

Let's face it, most of us are too paranoid for our own good. We make up stories and wild explanations for even the smallest things in our lives. Most are outlandish and are more an exercise in creativity, but some of these conspiracy theories seem to make almost too much sense.