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The world is a freaky place. Some events sound so extraordinary that they sound like a crackpot fever-dream that no one could possibly have thought to do in real life. You don't need to be Dale Gribble to believe these. On the other side, here are some completely unproven obscure conspiracies that people personally believe in.

Weird customers! Mean customers! People trying to trade in obviously stolen games! What may have been a haven during your own childhood, and a confusing maze for grandmas trying to find a game in time for Christmas, was a wild land of weirdness and misfortune for the employees who worked there. Here are some more customer service stories from GameStop Employees.

Yeah, it almost feels like a crime how cheap some of this stuff is. Actually, some of it is! That said, a few bucks for a pineapple that started growing in 2017? Holy crap! If only someday we could add something like healthcare or housing to this list then that'd be cool too, but for now, we got these.

Old but gold and also weird. Last year a facebook post of this strange conversation featured an apparently very defensive James Barrett's wife taking over JB's facebook account to deliver a prickly message to someone whose only crime was planning to draw vegetables. Anyway the lack of context, unbridled aggression and overt weirdness caused it to be shared thousands of times. Plus, it spawned a bunch of memes. It became the viral sensation known as "James Barret's Wife"

This is just the kind of list for you if you've been feeling down on yourself lately. These people are doing anything but crushing the game of life. We wish them the best of luck...

The world is full of selfishness and neglect, and luckily someone was there to snap a photo. Here's a bunch of times when people could have conducted themselves a little better but made the choice not to. Yikes. If you want some more trash to fuel that garbage fire then here ya go.

Self involved people are a nightmare on their own, but when they want something from you for free, they make themselves your problem. Here are some laughably cheap doofuses who wanted people's stuff for free, all while being huge jerks about it. If you wanna see more, here's a raging dumpster fire of unreasonable choosing beggars.

So yeah, I don't have to go anymore. These toilets are absolutely having a worse and weirder day than you. Just imagine trying to use one of them. There's a thought...

What kind of sick person does this. This choosing beggar story is all kinds of twisted and messed up. This person's basically holding their own dog hostage. Unreal. 

We're not sure why we keep looking at these, but it's hard to look away. Here are some strange images of vague, dark weirdness, no context pics and intriguing body horror to make you feel bad for a while. For more, check out these 37 cursed images to make you cringe dangerously hard.

The weirdness continues with these cursed images..how is it possible??

This old lady was so focused on getting her cd that nothing was gonna throw her off. If you thought some yellow tape was gonna stop her, you're in for a surprise. People in retail have to deal with some of the most aggravating people on the planet, so our hats are off to anyone who can keep their composure in situations like these.

Charlotte is ON ONE. She did not take too kindly to learning the hard truth that is, much of everything don't come free. Gotta read that fine print. Or in this case, large and bold print! 

If you ever wanted to have to make some hard choices, this AskReddit thread asked people to share the most difficult "would you rather"s they'd ever considered. If you're out with friends and the conversation's getting slow, drop in one of these confusing and kinda effed up scenarios to get people's brain juices flowing.