If you ever wanted to have to make some hard choices, this AskReddit thread asked people to share the most difficult "would you rather"s they'd ever considered. If you're out with friends and the conversation's getting slow, drop in one of these confusing and kinda effed up scenarios to get people's brain juices flowing.
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Life is full of mistakes, big and small. Sometimes it's not your fault. Like, you can't tell a robot or a piece of fruit to be on your team. But sometimes it totally is your fault. Some of those times are the sweetest. If these aren't enough, then check out some more mishaps here.
You'd think that not stealing peoples stuff and being generally alright would be a universal thing people know to do in someone else's house. You would be wrong. These people had to deal with houseguests who were rude, demanding, and downright gross. If you wanna see more stories about the rudest thing a houseguest has don in someone's home, check these out.
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A turkey found its way into this truck driver's cab on the side of the road. The driver, understandably not wanting a wild turkey in his truck, makes an effort to let it leave on its own. You may see where this is going. Here's the video.
Someone in the comments section of this original post, said it best. And that is that this is the dating equivalent of lifting up a rock and discovering a ton of centipedes writhing around underneath it.
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This bad boy has got everything. Terrific overacting, a riveting three-act structure, and a bunch of dudes in big bug costumes. We assume the product itself is probably effective too, but that's not what's important right now.
You should never expect things to go your way all the time. However the manner and variation of disappointing moments are completely unpredictable. Will you get rear-ended on your way to work? Or will your pancakes just look at you weird? There's just no way of knowing how things could go wrong.
This guy thinks he can just walk into an old friend's life and get him to put down his time and money for nothing in return? No sir, that will not fly. If you wanna frustrate yourself further with the demands of irrationally entitled buttheads insulting hard working people and trying to get shit for free, then look no further.
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The timing and juxtaposition are what really makes this one. You know, I don't think it's this guy's first time playing the game. Reminds us of the old guitar hero days. Almost makes you wanna listen to some DragonForce.
r/AmItheAsshole is a subreddit devoted to people asking the public for insight on whether or not they're in the wrong in a given situation. This guy's got a pretty solid case for cutting his sister out of his life.
"Stay on your track, it could be so much worse..." This troubling Tumblr thread deconstructs the darker roots of Thomas The Tank Engine. All is not well in the land of tank engines. No, not at all.
Good old Tumblr pulling through with another potent batch of WTF. If you want another alarming Tumblr thread, check out the one that'll teach you how to get out of a scenario where you're being buried alive here!
It's amazing, the amount of drama that can be packed into 8 seconds of footage. At least her reflexes made up for her aim. With so many new hatchet throwing places opening up all over the place, you'd expect to see a few videos come out of them. Anyway, this is a close one. That axe really wanted to say hello to her face.
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This makes Wendy Williams look more robotic than usual, which is its own kind of masterful achievement.
Yeah, we googled em. Pretty legit. We're as surprised as you. It kind of makes sense, if you consider how long people have been around, and all the things we've done, that someone would've thought to enlist a bear in the military or that multiple people would have died in a literal whiskey flood. History is crazy.
CAUTION: Extreme levels of cringe ahead. Yes, this particular batch of humanity getting properly weird and clueless and outright shameless, is brimming with cringe. Your soul will wince and you'll likely squirm uncomfortably in your seat, at least once looking through this list.
People are embarrassing, they make dumb mistakes, and they actively do crappy things with prodigiously low levels of self awareness. Luckily for everyone else, they document all of it. For some more jaw dropping cringey-ness, check this out.
