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This is one of those lighter conspiracy theories where the more you think about it, the more you want to believe it. Here are multiple high profile celebrities sharing their beliefs that Stevie Wonder's lifelong blindness is all an act.

A sea lion's yell sounds like a man screaming.
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We knew that goats could yell like a dude, but apparently this Sea Lion can yell like how a complete stranger would scream at you from their passing Civic in the middle of the night.

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Overly Ominous and Uniquely Spooky Signs

We see warning signs every day, and some hazards become more "everyday" than others. These spooky signs go above and beyond when addressing strange, overly specific, or even vague danger. Spooky signs say a lot with their creepiness.

Signs that seem extra scary | Beware Monkey Attack | STOP BE AWARE OVERHEAD MOLTEN IRON
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Freaky Cursed Images to Just Feel Weird About

It's kind of hard to tell what makes a cursed image, but you know one when you see one. Here are some freaky looking, unsettling images as well as some more cursed images from the abyss if you want to get your strangeness on. Cigarette Jello. Fun.

Freaky, weird and bizarre cursed images | human shaped frozen chunk of ice stuck to the wall outside a window looking like a person standing | man shaving his beard using peanut butter and jelly instead of shaving cream and bread over his ears
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Delusional Buyers And Sellers Fresh Out Of Sense

Ah, yes, the weird world of buying and selling secondhand items. Take for instance, that video game that looks like it was Glad wrapped. Not exactly what someone has in mind when they think they're buying a new and unopened video game. People are bound to slap prices, and sometimes insane ones, on just about anything they can find lying around the house. That broken pencil, or rock you just pulled out of your shoe, or beard trimmings? Maybe it's worth a couple hundred bucks if you're willing to shed rationality and all common sense. 

A collection of delusional moments between various individuals on Craigslist | video game 1/1 Grand Theft Auto V PS3 Wrapped Up never used $80 | Are still selling 30 inch TV No, sorry sold few days ago @decentbirthday about $200 already sold Sorry $250 literally do not have Then don't waste my time
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Quick And Terrifying Two-Sentence Horror Stories

Two-sentence horror stories are perfect for folks that don't want to invest too much time in getting lost in a scary story. They're brief, and a lot of the time, highly visual and horrifying. It's amazing how much can be accomplished over the short span of a couple sentences. If you're in the mood for more after this, then check out these additional two-sentence horror stories.

A collection of creepy two-sentence horror stories that are really creepy | My daughter is crying her room because nightmare so went tuck her As approached her room realized cries were being looped.
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Cursed Images From The Abyss

Ah yes, we've got some old cursed images for your viewing pleasure. Cursed images are just there to remind us how weird various corners of the world are. Weird is where it's at, sometimes. Some of these cursed food images look like they might make the stomach do some unpleasant things. If you want something a little more tame than pure cursed, we recommend checking out some blursed images that are both cursed and blessed.

A collection of cursed images | scary spongebob squarepants coin operated kiddie ride | before and after photos of spaghetti with tomato sauce in a laundry machine
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Absurd Things People Said In Complete Seriousness

Most of us have been in a situation where we've laughed at the wrong time. Maybe someone gave you outlandish news, or said something so completely stupid that anyone with decent social skills would assume that they're joking. These people were not joking. You remember those moments when someone says something dumb and you just laugh at them. For some sweet failure, here are classic facepalm moments of dumbness.

Times people said something so strange or dumb that others thought they were joking | closettransman 2.1k points 2 days ago edited 1 day ago "Is there J alphabet This year 12 student. Her name Judith. Edit This rural Australia. No other languages other than English. No religion. No accent other than Aussie. No other cultural background.
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Entitled Stranger Reconnects after Years Cause He Needs a Tow

We think that our run-ins with entitled strangers are one-off events. You'd have plenty reason to believe a guy who tried low-balling you for an Xbox Kinect in 2017 was just a passing stranger in the night. Lo and behold, we have the return of a complete stranger. This time he got an even colder shoulder. Seriously, these folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

A Choosing Beggar from 3 years prior needs a tow truck because his car broke down | No. Thats too low. Its hardly used. They are $100 new 75 So much would be willing $50? Been trying find one my friend can do $65 Okay let talk her and see she says Alright Thanks | My car broke down and im just trying get home dont think asking someone tried low ball an xbox kinect 3 years ago is answer lol good luck don't think 3:19 AM Just saying Idk are looking here
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Weird Stories People Never Had A Chance To Tell

Here are some stories that people have wanted to tell but never had a good opportunity to. Whether it's because they're ashamed or no one asked the right questions. For some more dramatic stories here are people sharing their school's incident as well as what new hires did to get fired on the first day.

Strange stories of embarrassing and bizarre moments | UnderTails63 35.2k points 1 day ago edited 22 hours ago 2 S 6th grade one night like really don't feel like going school tomorrow, so looked up get fever found tutorial said take bath at hottest temperature bathtub will go, and then stay up all night decided try and started water steaming hot bath stung get and somehow survived 30 minutes getting out felt dizzy and then fell on floor and had seizure woke up and saw blinding ceiling lights
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People Who Were Accused of Crimes They Didn't Commit

Whether it was last week or thirty years ago, people remember being accused of things they didn't do. It's one of the most maddening feelings to be wrongfully misjudged, especially when there's no way to prove your own innocence. Here are people who got blamed for some BS. Luckily, a few of them were able to prove their innocence. Some weren't so lucky.

Askreddit stories of times when people were accused of something they didn't commit | PostItFrustrations 247 points 23 hours ago have lot these. But most ridiculous about 13 and got suspended getting fight on day home sick guess my friend got fight and they were so used finishing her fights they automatically assumed involved. And course my talking back gave detention wasn't reversed proved wasn't there.
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Electrician Gets Technical Revenge on Malicious IT Manager

Here's the story of how one electrician used some McGuyver-like work to undo a rule breaking tool. It gets pretty technical. For more intriguing technical stories of destruction, here's how this guy let a farm owner destroy his own car.

ProRevenge Reddit post getting revenge against manager | r/ProRevenge Posted by u/OlderSparky 4 hours ago 3 Sysadmin pissed off just wanted get him fired Sparkies Tale. Over years, my job has been pretty diverse enjoy all Master Electrician and Instrumentation work, but building and maintaining networks has been joy as well. There are so many pretty blinking lights. All testing and commissioning tools are fun play with as well. There are also lasers. One thing never gets old is seeing people's
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Coronavirus Tweets and Memes to Hoard like Toilet Paper

With stress rising and policies changing quickly over COVID-19, people are letting their fears out online in the form of comedy. In the wake of panic buying and quarantines, some people are getting petty revenge on toilet paper hoarding Karens while others are writing humorous Coronavirus Journal entries from self quarantine.

Tweets and funny memes about self quarantine, panic buying and coronavirus | birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights WASH FREQUENT. MANTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE. bird in a birdbath and two birds fighting | People with unwiped butts Peoplewho boughtall toilet paper.
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Matt Colvin thought it would be a good idea to get the jump on everyone's fears surrounding coronavirus by cornering the local market on cleaning products and flip them at an increased price. Since that's basically illegal, he'll luckily probably end up giving it away. Watch those gears in his head grind to a halt when the reporter tries to coax an apology out of him.

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Shopper Gets Petty Revenge on Toilet Paper Hoarding Karen

With a quickly growing concern over the spread of coronavirus, shoppers everywhere turned to what seemed like a good idea at the time; panic buying. Most notably, people decided to hoard toilet paper when they probably didn't even buy enough food to merit their purchasing of so many shit tickets. With stores and businesses being the preferred prowling ground for entitled Karens, a moment of petty revenge like this was just bound to happen.

Shopper gets petty revenge on toilet paper hoarding karen by pretending to buy all the wipes | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/ashtins89 2 days ago Screw toilet paper Karen Ok y'all 's been shitty week and just not having anymore last night at grocery store meander through aisles buying my Corona snacks (which already ate shocker) and know need toilet paper hit up TP aisle see six 24 packs Charmin stoked stock and good stuff at There middle aged Karen on phone standing front stack so stupidly wait
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Misfortune Monday: Strange and Specific Mishaps

Unfortunate things happen all the time, but they usually fall under the category of "typical crap that happens to everybody." Here are some unfortunate moments of failure and chaos that you don't really expect, like 10,000 cracked eggs or a Frisbee in your windshield.

Funny, wtf and weird chaos, misfortune and fails | trash bin overflowing with unbaked raw dough | car stuck in a big road pothole with its back end sticking in the air
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