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At some unfortunate jobs, your boss doesn't pay attention to your job description, and will make you do whatever you're willing to do. At other jobs, you're basically a punching bag for mindless customers. There's so much a person is willing to take for ten bucks an hour, and there are times when we're compelled to say "screw this, I'm out."

It's not like anyone does anyone a favor just so they can get something in return, but holy crap, maybe a thanks or at least some acknowledgement of appreciation would be nice? Sometimes it just so happens you try to do the right thing and you get burned. It makes it real hard to want to do anything for other people. At the end of the day all you can do is hope whoever you were trying to help was just an entitled person making laughable demands. For some more amazing rudeness, here are some rude and annoying things done by houseguests.

In true Henry the 8th fashion, this guy has decided he wants a son to carry on his family name. Judging by some of the criteria here, it looks like the kind of thing an entitled person who makes laughable demands would try to pull off. It's unclear if writing up a big offer full of rules and ultimatums is a good way to carry on one's genes, but hey, most of us haven't tried. Either way, This dude is making some pretty wild promises about his future kid.

There are a vast array of strange, stupid and ridiculous junk nobody wants out there. There's also a whole lot of desperate, clever and hilarious people who want to sell them. It could be an old organ cooler or DIY Christmas decorations. It could be a werewolf baby doll. Honestly these listings say more about the person who posted them than the product or service itself. There's no end to the strange and dumb junk people try selling online.

Having a family member straight up dump their kids on you is an unfair situation, especially when said kids are undisciplined little monsters. This person decided to do the best they could and broke out the M&Ms to condition these kids. Not everyone was so happy about it. For some more questionable parenting, here's a parent who blamed the teacher for their kid not being in virtual class.

Cars are a strange semi-private space, and they give people an extra sense of security to be weird. That makes it harder to work a drive-thru job where you spend all day leering into people's cars. Some customers are even looking to freak employees out, which has gotta make work a little rough. For more customer service stuff, here are weird things Walmart employees witnessed and some totally mindless things said by credit card customers.

This year has hammered at everyone like no other year in recent memory. It seems appropriate to just acknowledge that it's been a real sandpaper jockstrap of a year. A real poop-flavored lollipop of a year. You know, a total scorpion-filled sandwich of a year. You get it. Since these are a real bummer, here are some wholesome memes because some things are still nice.

If there's one thing that seems glaringly obvious in these stories of weird days on the job for Walmart employees, it's that there's pretty much never a normal day on the job when you're working at Walmart. Also, people really need to stop using Walmart aisles as their own personal bathrooms. 

Many of us have heard some wild and awkward junk said by teachers, but the substitutes are an interesting bunch. They seem to inhabit this weird gray area of accountability, and are somehow absolutely free to not give a rip. For some more teacher stuff, here are kids' hilarious misconceptions about teachers.

Ugh, there's a moment of shimmering hope in this Twitter thread when you almost think that strange old dude who showed up for the clothes dryer wasn't going to be a piece of garbage, but then boom, he's disgusting. We can only imagine what kind of emotional scarring was left from this terribly creepy encounter. The fact that the dude showed up at her house drunk again (late at night), adds a whole another layer of creepy stalker vibes to this thread. 

Hazards abound, and with them creepy signs that make their message clear. Sure it might seem gauche for a sign to literally tell you "lions eat people and you are people" but the real issue is why that sign needs to be there in the first place. Someone was probably being people way too close to the lions. The abundant threats of the world make it necessary to have spooky signs that are too dang scary.

Some horrendous food creations look like they were taken right out of Lucifer's Larder. They're just that disgusting. You don't even have to know what ingredients went into the abomination of a creation to know that it ain't good. Proceed at your own risk when it comes to checking out these cursed foods. 

There's no pleasing everyone. In fact, people get upset over the dumbest things. Sure, it's a good idea to be polite and not go out of your way to make people feel bad. However, sometimes someone is going to misinterpret something or take something extremely personally, and that's just a part of life. You can be minding your own business eating a slice of pizza and get a stern talking to. There's just a lot of absurd things people get offended by.

It sounds like it should be a cursed food straight from lucifer's larder, but it looks like this person successfully made bread using Gatorade as an essential component. It feels like the phrase "Gatorade bread" should never be used to describe a real life thing, but evidently it can work. Here are some really bad cakes that deserve to be destroyed.