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People's "I Don't Get Paid Enough for This" Moments

At some unfortunate jobs, your boss doesn't pay attention to your job description, and will make you do whatever you're willing to do. At other jobs, you're basically a punching bag for mindless customers. There's so much a person is willing to take for ten bucks an hour, and there are times when we're compelled to say "screw this, I'm out."

Moments at jobs that made people say that's enough | delaneyk19 19.7k points 23 hours ago 2 3 3 ran entire company's financials and general management 14/hr had meeting with owner telling him need raise and hire an assistant, he told wasn't “business minded" and should be stay at home mom quit next day.
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"That's It, I'm Never Helping Anyone Again" Moments People Had

It's not like anyone does anyone a favor just so they can get something in return, but holy crap, maybe a thanks or at least some acknowledgement of appreciation would be nice? Sometimes it just so happens you try to do the right thing and you get burned. It makes it real hard to want to do anything for other people. At the end of the day all you can do is hope whoever you were trying to help was just an entitled person making laughable demands. For some more amazing rudeness, here are some rude and annoying things done by houseguests.

Stories of people who were annoying and impossible to help | FireandIceT 28.5k points 21 hours ago E 2 3 e 3 2 More Had newish neighbor ask if he could borrow our lawn mower sure. Well more or less every week he would come and get out our garage, use cut his grass, put away without cleaning or adding gas fall mentioned good time get deals on new mower. He never talked us again
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Dude's Contract To Carry On Bloodline Is a Lot

In true Henry the 8th fashion, this guy has decided he wants a son to carry on his family name. Judging by some of the criteria here, it looks like the kind of thing an entitled person who makes laughable demands would try to pull off. It's unclear if writing up a big offer full of rules and ultimatums is a good way to carry on one's genes, but hey, most of us haven't tried. Either way, This dude is making some pretty wild promises about his future kid.

guy tries to make deal for future son on facebook | 36 And Running Out Time Here On This Earth And Won't Settle Until Job Is Done And Plus Want Be An Amazing Father Again
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25 Dumb and Weird Items People Tried Selling Online

There are a vast array of strange, stupid and ridiculous junk nobody wants out there. There's also a whole lot of desperate, clever and hilarious people who want to sell them. It could be an old organ cooler or DIY Christmas decorations. It could be a werewolf baby doll. Honestly these listings say more about the person who posted them than the product or service itself. There's no end to the strange and dumb junk people try selling online.

strange and dumb things people posted for sale online | Victorian Baby Yeet Machine. Fully restored/finished Will launch about 35 feet. Springs have been upgraded. | Unique Pig Couch Must pick up ASAP Got this pig shaped couch few years ago designed by artist Pavia Burroughs and is really insane/cool addition any home especially if love pigs but even if just like animals. Also very comfy Selling 250 even though my boyfriend and bought over 11k and 's pristine
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Woman Trains Cousin's Terrible Kids like Dogs

Having a family member straight up dump their kids on you is an unfair situation, especially when said kids are undisciplined little monsters. This person decided to do the best they could and broke out the M&Ms to condition these kids. Not everyone was so happy about it. For some more questionable parenting, here's a parent who blamed the teacher for their kid not being in virtual class.

Woman uses candy to get her cousin's kids under control | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/throwawayAAAAAHHHHH 15 hours ago 24 12 14 3 14 4 AITA keeping my promise training her kids like dogs if/ my cousin dumps them on sorry if title isn't accurate can't think another description describe training My cousin Amy (25F) has (6M) twins and has nasty habit dumping them onto relatives babysit entire day without any warning or regard their time 27F have very strained relationship with her but because my
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The Weirdest Things Drive-Thru Employees Saw

Cars are a strange semi-private space, and they give people an extra sense of security to be weird. That makes it harder to work a drive-thru job where you spend all day leering into people's cars. Some customers are even looking to freak employees out, which has gotta make work a little rough. For more customer service stuff, here are weird things Walmart employees witnessed and some totally mindless things said by credit card customers.

strange customers seen by drive-thru employees | MomoPeachBear 15.1k points 14 hours ago 3 Only worked drive-through year but weirdest thing saw an alpaca minivan. They asked at window if they could order some apple slices alpaca just gave them two packs on house.
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25 Memes of All the Horrible Things 2020 Could Be

This year has hammered at everyone like no other year in recent memory. It seems appropriate to just acknowledge that it's been a real sandpaper jockstrap of a year. A real poop-flavored lollipop of a year. You know, a total scorpion-filled sandwich of a year. You get it. Since these are a real bummer, here are some wholesome memes because some things are still nice.

memes about the year 2020 | IF 2020 SCENTED CANDLE. row of porta potties portable chemical toilets burning | IF 2020 WERE PIÑATA beehive hornet hive
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Weirdest Things Walmart Employees Witnessed

If there's one thing that seems glaringly obvious in these stories of weird days on the job for Walmart employees, it's that there's pretty much never a normal day on the job when you're working at Walmart. Also, people really need to stop using Walmart aisles as their own personal bathrooms. 

Walmart employees describe the strangest things they've witnessed while on the job | gigashadow89 6y My favorite guy who came and said lost remote so need new tv asked him if tv broken wasn't, he just lost remote and didn't want bother finding so he wanted new tv showed him our selection universal remotes he responded with "but then l'd have program new tv comes with preprogrammed remote So sold guy 50 inch tv.
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Wild Junk Substitute Teachers Did

Many of us have heard some wild and awkward junk said by teachers, but the substitutes are an interesting bunch. They seem to inhabit this weird gray area of accountability, and are somehow absolutely free to not give a rip. For some more teacher stuff, here are kids' hilarious misconceptions about teachers.

funny and weird substitute teacher stories | DrivingSharkBait 1.5k points 14 hours ago Back teacher had sub decide my plans weren't good enough her and went rogue. She decided show my students videos animals giving birth on YouTube taught English
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Twitter Thread: Woman Tries To Sell Clothes Dryer, Mega Creep Shows Up

Ugh, there's a moment of shimmering hope in this Twitter thread when you almost think that strange old dude who showed up for the clothes dryer wasn't going to be a piece of garbage, but then boom, he's disgusting. We can only imagine what kind of emotional scarring was left from this terribly creepy encounter. The fact that the dude showed up at her house drunk again (late at night), adds a whole another layer of creepy stalker vibes to this thread. 

A Twitter thread about a woman's encounter with terrible, creepy guy | SaraSuze @tragedythyme quick reminder men: Common events can turn into really scary situations women snap. Case point: This week listed clothes dryer on Letgo app. Because dryer neutral meeting location impractical needed taken out my house
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Ominous Signs That Mean Serious Business

Hazards abound, and with them creepy signs that make their message clear. Sure it might seem gauche for a sign to literally tell you "lions eat people and you are people" but the real issue is why that sign needs to be there in the first place. Someone was probably being people way too close to the lions. The abundant threats of the world make it necessary to have spooky signs that are too dang scary.

vivid and scary signs | SALT LAKE MOUNTAINS WILL BE JUST AS COLD AND LONELY TONIGHT AS THEY WERE 200 YEARS AGO. DO NOT SKI ALONE | AGGRESSIVE GEESE KEEP WALKING
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Well, somebody put a big metal monolith up somewhere in Southeast Utah. Like everything else, it's probably gonna end up being an ad for a new Marvel movie. We'd love to say aliens or ancient prophecies aren't off the table, but for now it looks like a big piece of metal some artist or publicity team crammed into the ground.

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Unfortunate Cursed Food Abominations

Some horrendous food creations look like they were taken right out of Lucifer's Larder. They're just that disgusting. You don't even have to know what ingredients went into the abomination of a creation to know that it ain't good. Proceed at your own risk when it comes to checking out these cursed foods. 

A collection of cursed food items that are utterly disgusting | Hot dogs with mushy peas and mint sauce. | 500g NET J Jam THYME LEAVES Flavours or Preservatives Its Peanut Butter Jelly Thyme.
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The Most Absurd Ways People Have Offended Someone

There's no pleasing everyone. In fact, people get upset over the dumbest things. Sure, it's a good idea to be polite and not go out of your way to make people feel bad. However, sometimes someone is going to misinterpret something or take something extremely personally, and that's just a part of life. You can be minding your own business eating a slice of pizza and get a stern talking to. There's just a lot of absurd things people get offended by.

dumb things people got offended by | II_Confused 2.5k points 15 hours ago once got written up because eavesdropping co-worker overheard talking about my drug use an insulin dependent diabetic and giving another co-worker advice pass on her recently diagnosed father.
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Bold Tumblr User Makes Gatorade Bread

It sounds like it should be a cursed food straight from lucifer's larder, but it looks like this person successfully made bread using Gatorade as an essential component. It feels like the phrase "Gatorade bread" should never be used to describe a real life thing, but evidently it can work. Here are some really bad cakes that deserve to be destroyed.

Tumblr user bakes bread using gatorade | ever have one those am doing with my life moments round pink loaf of bread
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Recent icy rain and winds in Russia have been battering and weakening infrastructure, especially this concrete slab that came down onto this guy's car just as he was clearing it of some ice. It might be the worst way to get out of having to scrape ice off your car in the morning.