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Guy Cuts Books In Half, Twitter Debates Moral Implications

Twitter user @alex_christofi ignited quite the passionate debate about whether it's okay or not to cut books in half. The guy's either a visionary of sorts, or a total mad lad. 

Guy decides to cut his books in half to make them more portable, and Twitter users debate whether that's okay | tweet by alex_christofi Yesterday my colleague called book murderer because cut long books half make them more portable. Does anyone else do this? Is just me
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Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills

This train conductor clearly chose the wrong profession. The dude has a knack for investigating. That passenger doesn't even know what hit him. 

Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on
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Woman Live Tweets Open Air Screening Of "Cats" Movie

Twitter user @BrydieLK, live tweeted her experience attending an open air screening of the "Cats" movie. In case you missed it, "Cats" has been busy cultivating quite the array of hilarious and spicy reviews when it comes to people's experiences with the disorienting film. In this case, it looks like nature itself stepped in to spare a potentially deeply regretful audience that didn't know what they were signing up for. 

Woman on Twitter live tweets her experience seeing "Cats" the movie outdoors | tweet by Brydie Lee-Kennedy BrydieLK come an open air screening Cats and no one else is here
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Winter Hits Florida, People Lose It (16 Tweets)

Winter made its way over to Florida, and let's just say that the Floridians were not ready for the colder temperatures. Things like having to hunt down a suitable coat, amidst iguanas literally falling from trees have made for quite the wild predicament. 

Winter hits Florida and people react in hilarious fashion on Twitter | Hypothermia Iguanas Falling Trees May Smell Burning Dust #haiku #FloridaWinter Wind Chlls 20s 30s Iguanas Falling Trees Space Heater Fire Hazard Hypothermia People& Pets May Smell Buming Dust Tuming on Heat This Is Normal. FLORIDA IS CLOSED BUSY TRYING FIND OUR JACKETS
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Movie Scenes That Always Make People Cry

Twitter users are sharing the movie scenes that always get to them. Everyone has that one movie scene that just gets under their skin and brings on the waterworks. 

A collection of Twitter replies to what movies always make people cry | tweet by Femmetastic3 Replying PickardJE know pathetic but scene Mama Mia they sing Slipping Through My Fingers.
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Guy Sees "Cats" On Shrooms, Has A Bad Time

Why on earth would somebody do this to themselves. This guy decided to dive down the rabbit's hole of taking some mushrooms, and then making his universe all the more chaotic and confusing by going and seeing "Cats." Just in case you missed it, the movie is getting all the funny reviews for being a ridiculous mess of a film.  

Guy goes and sees "Cats" movie on shrooms and ends up having a terrible time | tweet by Rob Sheridan T-minus 30 minutes. Things are getting weird. Not really sure strong these mushrooms are so just guessed. My Mom took see touring production cats kid and all remember is HATED long into film will last before have panic atttack
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An Economist's Twitter Thread On People's Investment Strategies

Economist, Daryl Fairweather, shared a viral Twitter thread regarding her observations about people's motivations behind different investment strategies. At the core of it all, it would seem to get down to people just wanting to be the best off in a worst-case scenario world. 

An economist shares her insights from people on their motivations behind different investment strategies | tweet by FairweatherPhD One weird perks about being an economist is acquaintances often want tell their investment strategies, and then conversation weirdly turns into deep dive into acquaintance's psyche
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Science Diagrams That Look Like Sh*tposts

This is quickly becoming one of our new favorite Twitter accounts. @scienceshitpost has taken it upon themselves to share the best (or worst) of science diagrams that look like sh*tposts. The resulting array of tweets is nothing short of a comedy goldmine. 

A collection of science diagrams that look like ridiculous sh*tposts | Field Guide Roadside Wildflowers At Full Speed Chris Helzer Prairie Ecologist Prairieecologist.com blurry photo of flowers. Long-footed given this wildebeest human feet. Comparing with other one will see just long-footed they really are.
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Twitter Roasts Rob Lowe For His NFL Hat, He Responds

Rob Lowe did not anticipate the reaction he received on Twitter, over his NFL hat. People were quick to poke fun at the fact that the guy showed up to an NFL game, basically just rooting for the NFL. I guess at least Rob Lowe doesn't have to deal with alienating himself from any fans in particular. Based off his hat, his team would appear to be undecided. 

A collection of funny roasts regarding Rob Lowe's ridiculous NFL hat | tweet by AndyJOseph Rob Lowe is literally only person who owns an NFL hat FOX CHAMPIONSHIP TIMEOUT PACKERS crowd in sports event men wearing hats
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Trivial Sayings From Parents That Annoy People

Twitter users are sharing their experiences with hearing those sayings from parents that don't fail to drive them absolutely crazy. The world would potentially be a far less annoying place without some of these silly sayings around. 

A collection of annoying sayings from parents that drive kids insane | tweet by mickredsun My maw says like talking blank wall instead like talking brick wall and correct her she claims both ways are acceptable. They aren't. They just aren't.
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Influencer With 400 Followers Asks Artist For $300 Worth Of Jewelry

This influencer with 400 followers is really on one. They actually expect someone to give them $300 worth of jewelry. This person has a fascinating kind of overwhelmingly entitled world view. 

An entitled influencer asks someone for $300 worth of jewelry | Hey! l'd like talk about jewelry? accepted request Awesome! Hey can do
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Woman On Twitter Explains The Grief Process

This woman on Twitter provided a powerful illustration of how devastating the grief process can be. Anyone who has ever been through a tough time in their life will understand this analogy on a painfully relatable level. 

Woman on Twitter provides a perfect explanation for the grief process | tweet by LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's box with ball And pain button. And no am not known my art skills TIO -BALL PAIN BUTTON
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Amount Of Spinach In Turkey Sandwich Divides People On Twitter

Twitter was still fresh off its heated debate regarding how to best eat chicken wings, and here we are again. This time everything is at stake over a turkey sandwich that may or may not have way too much spinach stuffed inside of it. Some people are saying it looks like the person was trying to launder money/spinach in that sandwich, while others think it's all good. 

Twitter users weigh in on how much turkey should go into a turkey sandwich | tweet by toddlevin Replying joshgondelman looks like she's using lunch launder money.
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Employee's Attempt At Lying To Boss Backfires

This employee's hilarious attempt at trying to use photoshop to get out of work, backfired in glorious fashion. Clearly, they were in a rush or had no idea what they were doing. Because that cartoon nail isn't going to fool anyone!

Employee's attempt at lying to boss by using photoshop ends up backfiring terribly | posted by sydneyywhitson my coworker called yet again and said she had nail on her tire caused her have flat need everyone stop they're doing and ZOOM NAIL PICTURE SHE SENT MY BOSS
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Rare Insults That Resulted In Utter Destruction

We're back at it again with a fresh and fiery roster of rare insults.You know, those insults that you've (hopefully) never heard used before, and absolutely leave their mark. We'll always have an appreciation for those people that get outside of the box when it comes to what they try out for their next line of banter. 

A collection of rare insults that were brutal and creative | posted by Abdu Komilov He looks if u take off his glasses his nose comes off with
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Stories That Sound Like Lies But Are True

Twitter users are sharing stories of their luckiest and unluckiest and plain old strange life moments. Sometimes, it can really start to feel like the universe is either pulling for you in a big way, or doing everything it can to complicate your attempt at a peaceful existence. 

A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing stories of their luckiest moments and biggest coincidences | tweet by Harry Balczak lookmahvelous2 My girlfriend years ago wrote quick thank 10 bill tip and months later same bill ended up my hands as change still have bill because coincidence.
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