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Wendy's Roasts Of Pure Fiery Proportions

There's no denying that a Wendy's roast is not like the rest of them. They just hit different. These roasts pulled zero punches, and for that we are grateful. 

A collection of Wendy's roasts that were absolutely brutal. | Tweet Tony X. O @soloucity 3h so @Wendys ujust gonna let @IHOB sell burgers on block? thought were og? 22 t7 1,534 5,885 Wendy's O @Wendys Replying soloucity and @IHOB Not really afraid burgers place decided pancakes were too hard. | Cooper Franklin @CooperDFra 5d Wendy's needs get rid square burger seems little too artificial 27 1 Wendy's @Wendys Replying CooperDFranklin Unlike super natural circle shape hamburgers come pick them off
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Liars That Got Outed By The World's Truth Seekers

They need to drop the act like yesterday. Seriously, when are these lying liars going to process the fact that people are able to fact check them with a little, simple Google searching. It's really not that hard to sniff out someone's BS these days. But alas, it's as if some liars get so caught up in their dishonest antics that they forget this. 

A collection of times that liars got called out for trying to spread lies | NOT Western is NOT Western is NOT Western. Do research. This is samurai show, specifically Ronin samurai show. Every trope, storyline or cliche see comes Samurai films INFLUENCED Westerns does NOT make Western TheMandalorian BITCH CAROLE BASKIN! did thing today because bored haha #tigerking #joeexotic 11h 6h Reply am reporting this image stole my hard work on facebook and on Instagram now. are special kind garbage person
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Twitter Thread: People's Funniest Minutes Of Fame

People on Twitter are describing their funniest moments with having the infamous, "minute of fame." Fame can come and go fast as a lightning strike. It can completely change someone's reality for a bit, and then vanish as fast as it showed up. 

People on Twitter describe their funniest minute of fame stories | Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro Replying JessCannizzaro and @chrissyteigen Also my brother and were on an R.L. Stine book 5 wasn't supposed be, but girl who hired didn't show up shoot? Anyway had R.L. Stine sign us at Comic Con once and he said "This is awesome and don't remember Ah, fame is fickle! TEAR STREET SAGAS RESTINE AUTOGRAPHING Fod OGRAPHING ABLE 11 fndcop COMCON PoucON TABLE 12 doo pe Fedpop FOMICCON Innocent or evil
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Twitter Thread: The Brain's Reaction To Long Term Stress

Positive psychology-certified coach Alexis Rockley hooked it up with a helpful, informative Twitter thread that explains the trippy rollercoaster many of our brains are on right now, amidst these strange times. 

Positive psychologist explains brain and body's reaction to long term stress | Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let be clear thread Those "all over place" feelings been having? They are symptoms stress, NOT personal failures yours.
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Twitter Thread: Pressing Questions From A Six-Year-Old At Bedtime

Kate Bowler shared a thread on many of the ridiculous, burning questions that her six-year-old asks at bedtime. The mind of a kid is a curious thing, filled with wonder, and apt to ask the rest of the world the kinds of questions that we often don't have an answer for. Cause they're complete nonsense, as we know it. 

If you're looking for more hilariously strange moments from kids, check out these funny moments of kids being weird and stupid.

Parent shares hilarious Twitter thread about the ridiculous things their kid says before bedtime | Kate Bowler @KatecBowler Night 3 Boy: Okay mom. Goodnight. Mom, why do have so much hair? Okay, night. Why is hair made cylinders? MOM want learn cord-on cordial? ACCORDION GOES LIKE THIS [frantically mimes accordion playing] MOM COME BACK ACCORDIONS ARE MADE BEES
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Twitter Thread: Mom Orders Flowers, Business Goes Above And Beyond

Maureen Johnson shared an awesome Twitter thread about a small business going above and beyond, after her mother ordered some flowers. Some people are actually amazing human beings. What a truly awesome gesture of kindness. 

Mom orders flowers from a small business, and they go above and beyond with the gesture of kindness | Maureen Johnson O @maureenjohnson My mother just called She had ordered some flowers small local store be delivered and dropped on porch they brought flowers, they said Hang on have something driver went back truck and proceeded bring out 11:39 AM 2020-04-29 Twitter Web Client
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Twitter Thread: English Teacher Meets Foreign Student With Understanding

This wholesome Twitter thread from @AskAKorean, includes a story about their experience with taking a quiz in an American classroom shortly after immigrating. Naturally, the quiz was confusing in the whole new language presented. But, the teacher met the student's confusion with kindness and understanding. That understanding ultimately propelled the student forward with excitement and passion. A little push can go a long way. 

Twitter thread about a non-English speaking student's heartwarming gesture | T.K AAK AskAKorean 2d my second day at biology class. There quiz. My bio teacher, Ms. Gallagher, told didn't have worry about quiz since just got class, but gave quiz sheet anyway. ITS SPRING!
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Grandpa Forgets To Pay For TV, Tesco Responds, Faith In Humanity Restored

This little interaction, real or not, was just what we needed to brighten up the day. Just picturing an elderly man making off with a big old TV, and having his granddaughter try to run cleanup on his forgetfulness is quite hilarious. Maybe he'll accidentally take a car next. 

Grandpa forgets to pay for a TV, and Tesco responds on Twitter | Tesco TESCO @Tesco Replying nikoowembleyway Hi Nico, thanks getting touch thank grandad his honesty. If he returns store explains mistake staff will understand. If like can let them know before he gets there? Car ask him store he will be able return? TY-Missy
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Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters And How They Drink Their Coffee

The force is strong with this thread. Twitter user @ViWiWrites shared a recent thread that imagines how various Star Wars characters drink their coffee. It's awesome, and maybe accurate. 

Twitter thread imagines how different Star Wars characters drink their coffee | Star Wars Characters and they make their coffee thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just weight his hand lower filter, so sediment isn't overly disturbed and acidity is controlled. | BB8 just cuts chase Sundown Naturals PURE Caffeine 200 MG Sustained Reless Energy Support Mental Focus" 8 Hour T00 MEADLET CAPSULES DIETARY R 10:24 4/28/20 Twitter iPhone
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Laughable Liars That Got Outed Online

Seriously, these liars just keep going around and around, trying to spread their different sentiments of pure fiction. It would seem that as long as the internet is around, we'll have folks trying to get away with weaving their webs of lies, and assuming that someone else out there won't fact check them to oblivion. 

A collection of times that liars got called out for telling lies online | 4 months ago Burritos reminded Taco bell USA. Completely plastered sauce. Self service, or no service. Ridiculous high price cafeteria food. Beer best. Their own Mikeller can beer. Therefore 1 star. Otherwise no stars them. O Like Share Response owner 4 months ago cannot take this review seriously, since do not serve Burritos.
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Woman Gives Synopsis of Jesus Time Travel Assassination Movie

Apparently Assassin 33 AD just came out and it has a few people confused. Honestly, it's extremely hard to tell from the reviews and trailers if this is some low budget goofball satire, weird fundamentalist propaganda or an ill-fated sci-fi christian fever dream. Laura Robinson gives an interesting account on the film.

Woman's Twitter thread on real Time Travel Jesus Assassination movie | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster. Q 87 2727 444 Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h My husband finds this hilarious have cringed myself back injury which will never recover. 04 109 Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h As an adult con
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Animal Crossing Player's Dreams Come True, Then Everything Falls Apart

Even with very little to zero knowledge of Animal Crossing, this Twitter thread about what kind of misfortune can randomly occur in an Animal Crossing player's daily grind, is hilarious. Everything was set to jet, and it seemed like the dreams had come true. Arwing had finally been claimed. But then, some random animal dude steals it? Ridiculous. Brutal. Awesome. 

Animal Crossing player gets an Arwing, and ends up losing it | busts are CLOSED THANK Y 21h v reading thread about why animal crossing players restart so many times and ppl keep talking about villagers wronged them past" like im sorry did squirrel do ask retrieve pocket pikachu too many times s squirrel
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Twitter Thread: Wild Facts Left Out Of Tiger King

This Tiger King rabbit hole just keeps on going. It can't stop, won't stop. For anyone who is in the mood for some more Tiger King content after this list, check out some Tiger King memes over here.

Guy shares tons of facts that were left out of Tiger King show, in Twitter thread | Thread Robert Moor @robertmoor_ anyone currently bingeing #tigerking on Netflix spent four years working on podcast and long magazine story about Joe and Carole spent week living at zoo spoken with almost everyone seeing doc, and attended trial. Ask anything! 1:23 PM 3/21/20 Twitter Web App 3,728 Retweets 13.4K Likes
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Customers That Were Spectacularly Wrong

Some customers assume that because customer service exists, they can just go right on with turning their brains off. That's not exactly how it works. A little common sense is required. And not only a little common sense, but how about some common decency as well? These tweets about customers being completely wrong, are a solid showcase in how the customer is certainly not always right. Yes, Karen can be wrong.

Twitter users describe time that customers were completely wrong | @t8ne Replying WelshDalaiLama Customer stormed up after standing by doors garden centre been pressing service button 15 minutes and been ignoring Service button Yes, there Ah s button open doors were standing next can help?
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Twitter Users Share Polite Ways To Say, F You

Twitter users are banding together to share the polite ways that one can tell another person to, "f off." You know, when you've reached your capacity for whatever kind of BS that someone else is throwing your way, but even then you want to keep the whole show light and polite? Well, these clever ways to politely tell someone, "f you", might come in handy. 

Twitter users describe various, polite ways to say "f you" to someone | BrooklynDad_Defiant mmpadellan #PoliteWaysToSayFU wish luck, with capital 'F'.
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Twitter Thread: Message In A Bottle Turns Up 9 Years Later

Seems like a fun experiment to try out. Just write up a random message, throw it in a bottle, toss it out to sea, and see where it washes up. Pretty dang cool. 

Quick Twitter thread about a message in a bottle turning up nine years later | māx @VredenburghMax On August 21, 2010 threw message bottle into ocean beach Rockport, MA. On October 10, 2019 letter found on beach France am mind blown. 9 years.
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