What the heck just happened? So, let's get this straight… You can get up on stage at the Oscars and attack a presenter live on television, and there is nothing, absolutely nothing, that security is going to do to stop you? You are then free to return to your seat while the person you just attacked has to fumble through the rest of their presentation awkwardly. You have got to be kidding me. The show should have been stopped, and Will Smith should have been removed from the building. Please tell…

"Meet my son, Dump Truck."

Look at em go.

This is just a restaurant with extra steps.

Presenting: The Yeezy Slide and, just like anything Kanye has created since My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, I don't care for it. These absurd pieces of footwear have been trending on the internet this week thanks to a restock of shoes that were released. The Slide was sold through a raffle-based system that has been notoriously plagued by bots and scripts buying up available stock for aftermarket resale. To further add to the pain of would-be Slide owners, the webpage that the drawing was be…

It's big.

Flemjeans?

We need a break from reality.

Behold, the knowledge.

Every now and again the Tweeters deliver.

He was a real dude.

What an avant garde a-hole.

This question just brings so many more questions. Who knew there were so many different ways to hold that thing?? Social media is coming through and providing the answers

Enjoy this fresh collection of funny tweets.

AKA: Why people can feel like someone hates them if they don't get a text back right away. It's at least helpful in life to be able to put a name to a phenomenon most people have felt or witnessed. In this case it's the need for reassurance people can feel even when nothing wrong has actually really occurred. It's interesting, but also, take psychological insight from the internet with a grain of salt, because it's a big internet and everyone is different. For more psychological insight from th…

Rebecca Makkai did a deep dive into an amazingly over-the-top castle built by the kin of a steel tycoon in 2010. As we all know, wealth hardly ever really translates to taste, and it all looks like a 3rd grader's idea of luxury. Anyway it's for sale if anyone has the scratch for it. The dude selling it seems like a bit of a prickly customer, though. For another wonderful listing, here's the Tumblr Thread on the 70s house that looks like carpeted geometry salad.