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Holiday Ex-Texts To Get People Through

Tis the season for holiday greetings from the folks that people just don't want to hear from, ever again. These exes refused to get the message, and proceeded to bother their old partners with a slew of clueless texts. I mean, come on guys!

A collection of holiday texts from people's exes to cheer up other people | just reminder not use christmas as an excuse message ex x
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Twitter Users Share Elf On The Shelf Replacements

Twitter users are sharing their best elf on the shelf replacements, and these are all kinds of outlandish. Some are even borderline terrifying. 

A collection of Twitter users respond to their favorite elf on the shelf replacements | tweet by joshiNYa78 Pop on top ElfOnTheShelfReplacements (great way scare kids too btw did with my nephew).
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Ugly Christmas Sweaters That Are Total Winners

Tis the season for people busting out the very best and worst of their ugly holiday sweaters. Some of these just hurt to look at. While others are so bad that it's actually impressive. 

A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing their ugly Christmas sweaters. Christmas sweater made of colorful wigs with the wording hairy Christmas written across the back
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Rare Insults That Squashed People Online

These rare insults are carved up and polished to brutally precise perfection. The YouTube comments section is a gold mine for people getting all kinds of inspired and creative when it comes to hatching up savage insults. While we feel kind of bad laughing at some of these, it's pretty hard not to!

A collection of creative insults that ruined people online | Minecraft Steve u take his diamonds. Somewhere out there, there's tree whose single purpose on earth is replace oxygen waste. Go find and apologize. Quickly
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Cultures Collide In Scottish Guy's Egg Rant

This Scottish lad was absolutely outraged when he came to learn how Americans treat the handling of their eggs. You can tell a whole lot about someone by the way they treat their egg. 

An angry Scottish guy goes on a Twitter rant about how he can't believe what Americans do with their eggs | JUST BEEN INFORMED AMERICANS DO NOT HAVE EGG CUPS AND AM SO ANGRY RN
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Chicken Wing Debate Tears Twitter Apart

A heated debate broke out on Twitter regarding the proper way to eat a chicken wing. This is no light matter. People can find themselves divided over one person's choice to chomp that chicken wing down to the very bone, and the other person's decision to leave bits of meat still hanging off the bone. I mean, is there really any excuse for #1? That just looks like someone who had their plate taken away mid-bite. 

Various Twitter users debate about what the proper way to eat a chicken wing is | See this is why stay house because people really be eating wing like 1 and 2
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Brands Share Dirty Jokes They Can Get Away With

Brands are coming together on a Twitter thread about the dirty jokes they can manage to get away with. Some brand names just make it all too easy to pull off the naughty joke. 

A collection of brands share what kinds of jokes they can get away with on Twitter | Kraft Macaroni Cheese Can take anywhere between 7-10 minutes.
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Chipotle Educates Vegetarian On Twitter

Chipotle was there to save the day for an oblivious vegetarian who apparently had no idea that chorizo is in fact meat. What would the world do without Becky! So many vegetarians might be out there unknowingly eating meat cause they thought that chorizo was in the clear. 

Chipotle educates a vegetarian who thinks that chorizo isn't meat, on Twitter | been vegetarian since age 12 just had chorizo and 's so good! Texture and flavor is exactly like real meat! ChipotleTweets Do mean Sofritas? Chorizo is meat Becky
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Comedy Gold From People On Twitter

We've got a nice collection of funnies from various people on Twitter. Someone's always ready to crack the next silly joke on Twitter. It's a nice break from a social media feed otherwise dominated by stressful news headlines. 

A collection of funny tweets from various people on Twitter | tweet by notalogin Friend: Pics or didn't happen Picasso: Here Friend: Ok doesn't actually clear anything up
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Loving Mom Takes Depressed Son Out Of School

This caring and loving mom decided to take her son out of school, when she realized his mental health was struggling. Goes to show how important it is for parents to listen to their kids, when they really need it. 

A loving mom decides to take her depressed son out of school | tweet by callhertiti My brother getting depressed because school he 3rd grade clear he going through My mom said fuck shit, went school and told principal she's taking her son out school until he feels like himself again
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Cats Movie Review Is A Goldmine Of Comedic Savagery

Don't even have to know about the movie "Cats" to appreciate the creative brutality here. Dang. 

Movie review for "Cats" is ridiculous | @riverhwells reviews CatsMovie has inspired new levels creativity reviewers and could not be more here
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Twitter Users Share Their Cat In A Tree Moments

We thought we knew cute till we saw a ton of cats posted up in Christmas trees. Their curiosity led them to the cutest poses of all time, and we're grateful for it. 

A collection of Twitter users share their wholesome cat in a tree moments | black and white car sitting among baubles in a decorated Christmas tree
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Twitter User Comes Full Circle Using The App

Well isn't this the most romantic way of using an app that we've ever seen! Even if it took a whole 10 years, you can't deny that @Bloy made it count in the end. 

A Twitter user has a full circle experience using the app | bloy @Bloy am signing up twitter.com.
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Twitter Users Share Cringey Photos From High School

Sometimes we can learn just how much we've changed by looking back on our cringiest moments. For whatever reason high school seems to be the cringiest time for a lot of us. It's probably cause a whole lot of people at that point in their lives, have no idea who they are. 

A collection of cringey images from people's high school days | tweet by mklafavers My friends will never let live this picture down, so might as well share with world. They call worm. tweet by Rat_that_chats gal once asked out and sent this response Dank
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Little Brother Writes Emotional Notes For Sister Crying In The Bathroom

When Twitter user @annieedagrannie, found herself in the middle of crying in the bathroom, her little brother surprised her with a series of emotionally supportive and loving notes. Sometimes, your siblings just step up when you need it the most and aren't ready for it at all. 

Little brother writes emotional notes for his sister while she's crying in the bathroom | tweet by annieedagrannie so locked myself bathroom bawling my eyes out and next thing know my 10 year old brother slides these notes under door don't deserve him
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Jerk Startup Toilet Company Aims To Shorten Worker's Breaks

This rude startup company has take it upon themselves to design toilets intentionally tilted to such an angle, that workers won't want to sit on the toilet for longer than five minutes. Apparently nothing is sacred after all. Is it really any surprise that companies might want to aggressively attack those areas of productivity in the workforce, that they see as coming up short? Unfortunately, no, it's not. 

People react to a startup company that want to intentionally tilt toilets so that workers use the toilets for a lesser amount of time | BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed become unbearable sit on after five minutes. They say main benefit is employees improved employee productivity. 13-degree sitting angle causes leg strain after five minutes
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