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The Strangest Things Coworkers Say

Twitter users are sharing the strangest things their coworkers say. It could be something as simple as an enthused "good morning" from a coworker that always seems to wake up on the right side of the bed, while you are busy cursing the daily morning grind. Or maybe, it's genuinely puzzling nonsense from clueless coworkers that has you scratching your head. Some of these might ring a bell. 

People share the strange things that their coworkers say on Twitter | tweet by dead and betty'd @Ur_Eggcellency were having potluck and someone seriously said Next time, let's do salad theme StrangeThingsCoworkersSay
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Journalist Compares Danish Parliament to American Congress

Since American approval rating of Congress generally hovers somewhere between 18 and 30 percent, it's not inaccurate to say that in general, the American people have a pretty unfavorable view of how their own country decides things. Michael Grunwald described the process of Danish Parliament. It seems more efficient.

Journalist explains how Danish parliament works compared to American Congress | tweet by Michael Grunwald Replying MikeGrunwald First all, there dais hearing room, just like any congressional hearing, except politicians weren't on dais six experts who were testifying were on dais. Can imagine? As if hearing about them and not politicians? politicians were sitting front row audience. They all stayed their seats entire hearing. And do know they did? They listened second row and didn't see any them
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This video is making the rounds on Twitter. It captures a police officer in London telling a waitress at the Life Cafe Restaurant that there has been a terrorist incident. The waitress proceeds to launch a curveball that none of us saw coming, and asks if the customer can finish eating first. Either the waitress is genuinely fearless, or was caught up in a state of shock and fell back on some kind of automated response amidst the chaos of the terrifying situation. 

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Strange And Elaborative Reasons To Call Out Sick

Some days are easier to adult than others. If you ever wake up and reach the bold conclusion that it's time to call out sick from work, you might find yourself getting very creative when it comes to hatching up an excuse. Some people have no limits when it comes to the "reasons" they're calling out sick from work. 

Twitter users share strange reasons that people can call out of work sick | Michael @Sckswithsandals My eyes hurt can't see myself coming today StrangeReasonsToCallOutSick
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People's Favorite Lessons From Therapy (36 Tweets)

Twitter users are sharing their most cherished lessons they've picked up from therapists over the years. The following collection of insights might speak to you on some level. We can all use a couple calming tips to keep in our back pockets, for when the world throws a curveball our way. 

A collection of tweets from people sharing their most helpful lessons from therapy | tweet by Ttown316 Replying CarolineMoss are not responsible version they created their mind.
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Guy Captures The Escalating Stress Of Emailing The Landlord

Twitter user @calebsaysthings ignited a passionate discussion about just how terrible landlords can be when it comes to addressing tenants' concerns. Nothing quite gets the blood boiling like the experience of trying to navigate a landlord who is a terrible communicator, and never follows through on fixing sh*t that needs fixing in apartments. 

Guy on Twitter hilariously captures the escalating stress of emailing the landlord | tweet by calebsaysthings first email landlord hey dave l'm sure busy and hate be bother but noticed third email landlord Mr. Whittington- trust familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding rights and expectations tenants pursuant
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Man Buys An $1800 Bike For $100 From Thief, Returns To Owner

Twitter user @SteBurke44 is out here restoring people's faith in humanity. It turns out that a bike he'd purchased off someone had been stolen, and was actually worth $1800. As luck would have it, he was contacted by the original owner of the bike and able to get it back to him. It's moments like these that remind us there are still good people out there just trying to help keep the world's fits of chaos relatively manageable. 

Good guy buys an $1800 bike for $100 off a thief, and proceeds to return it to the owner | tweet by SteBurke44 Has anyone had their bike stolen? Just bought this 80 and 's got bike lock on Apparently 's Crosby area. Bought so can get back right owner know 's 1350 bike and id be heartbroken if Give us shout
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Elon Musk Drops Song Called "Don't Doubt Ur Vibe"

Elon Musk likes to keep it interesting on Twitter. He's regularly churching out surprising tweets about all kinds of crazy sh*t. And now Elon Musk has graced the world with a song, a song with the kind of track title that might just speak to the reality of some of the new music scene nowadays. Maybe he's just trolling Soundcloud rappers? Or maybe this is the start of a career in the music industry. 

Elon Musk releases an EDM song and people on Twitter react | photo of elon musk wearing headphones in a recording studio tweet by Elon Musk @elonmusk wrote lyrics performed vocals!!
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Native American Journalist Explains Impact Of KC Chiefs On Stereotypes

Ahead of the big Super Bowl matchup between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers, Mohawk Writer Vincent Schilling, seeks to explain the impact of the KC Chiefs on offensive stereotypes concerning Native Americans and Indigenous people. Schilling's thoughts are definitely making a wave across Twitter.

Native American journalist explains the negative impact of the Kansas City Chiefs team name and logo | tweet by VinceSchilling So Superbowl this year is 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs. As former Sports Editor, and as Native American journalist have few things say about this Appropriation Bowl. First Chiefs are not honoring Native people explain
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Twitter Bonds Over January Being Too Long

People are bonding on Twitter over just how long January has felt. It could be something to do with coming fresh off the holidays, or maybe just the actual number of days, but one thing for sure is that January certainly feels like one very long month. 

Twitter users bond over how long January felt | tweet by hasanabi @hasanthehun month january is like 12 decembers long
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Twitter Reacts To PETA's Rejected Super Bowl Ad

PETA is facing a bit of backlash after sharing their Super Bowl ad that was rejected by the NFL, on Twitter. The comments are pouring in, and would seem to carry the common theme of general outrage and confusion over a display of clueless stupidity. I mean, fish don't have knees. Come on. 

Twitter reactions to PETA's rejected Super Bowl ad | drawing of a squirrel and an arachnid kneeling: tweet by CharlotteDelbo @stbridget77 Replying peta @NFL and @FOXSports Omfg this is tone-deaf af
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Facepalms That Were Deep Fried In Stupidity

Every now and again the world throws us a moment of such impressive ignorance that we find ourselves instinctually responding with a good old-fashioned facepalm. Facepalms are always going to be there to remind us that there is always someone else out there just a little bit more lost than ourselves. 

Facepalm moments that need to be erased from the earth | tweet by Maurice @mo87mo87 most embarrassing email exchangel ever had Sent an email They replied called Mautice reply with stink about my name is properly spelled and s actually really important They told check my 1st email -T had misspelled my own name. So my husband told his coworker gave him homemade bath bombs over holidays he tried one didn't dissolve v well but he'd never used one before thought normal. He left other one just tried I
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Chinese Residents Get Creative During Coronavirus Lockdown

The coronavirus has left many streets across China empty. It looks like a ghost town out there. There are pictures of vacant subway stations in the middle of the afternoon, and apparently even KFC and Starbucks are closed. Chinese residents are working on maintaining their sanity during lockdown by getting real creative with the indoor activities. Good to see some triumph of the spirit during such a troubling and frightening time. 

Twitter users share the ways that they're staying preoccupied during the Coronavirus outbreak | tweet by manyapan how to survive staying indoors during #coronavirus lockdown according to these very important videos making their rounds on chinese social media: firstly don't be afraid to express your feelings and get in touch with your emotions
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Gamers Ask Nintendo For What They Really Want

Twitter user @Fobwashed started a thread about just the kind of console gamers really want from Nintendo. Things quickly spiraled into people getting all kinds of creative when it came to how they envisioned desirable modifications. 

Video gamers start Twitter thread about Nintendo console modifications | tweet by Steve Kim @Fobwashed will @NintendoAmerica give gamers they want? If u absolutely need middle prong be middle guess this works too
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When People Didn't Know Who They Were Talking To

The anonymity of the internet allows a lot of people to pretend to be experts on things, as well as pass massive judgement and throw accusations around like a furious ape tosses fresh hot crap. Here are times that people were sorely mistaken and didn't realize they were talking to someone who knew a hell of a lot more then they did. Sometimes these end decently, like when the writer of Men in Black was told not to mansplain Men in Black.

People who didn't realize they were talking to experts on topics | Replying damiengayle Hello Damien reporter Guardian, is this video? could use with full credit Damien Gayle @damiengayle Lol l'm reporter with Guardian Damien Gayle @damiengayle So l guess can use. CircleToonsHD Someone just told On my own Instagram page give credit maker videos My videos Give credit is video maker man
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Twitter Thread On People's Weirdest Dates

Twitter user @LauraKlein113 started up a viral Twitter thread on people's weirdest first date experiences. The reality is that in an era filled with numerous dating apps, that people are going to land themselves in some pretty strange dates. I mean, you never know what kind of crazy might lurk behind that next right swipe on Tinder. If you're on the hunt or some funny moments that very well could've led to unimaginably weird dates, from the wild world of Tinder, we recommend checking these out.

A funny Twitter thread on the weirdest dates that people have ever been on | desktwink Replying postgrad_barty Tinder girl invited mcdonalds and spent entire 45 minutes convincing they were known their chicken rather than their burgers then she showed dent on her car and like Do want hug and said no and she hugged anyway
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