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Talk about a clutch, heads up move by the ramp worker in this dangerous situation. That machine was possessed. Fortunately someone was around, ready to react, and ultimately handle the chaos. 

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Twitter Thread On Fonts Is Actually Fascinating

We're as surprised as you are. You wouldn't think a topic as dry as typesetting and fonts would actually be interesting, but since using some sort of a keyboard is something almost all of us do every single day, the history and language behind it is actually really interesting. The internet is host to many intriguing discussions on language, like this tumblr post about figures of speech, or this thread on translation. Or for some straight up language wins and fails, here are some uses and misuses of the english language.

Twitter thread on fonts and the history of typing, as well as modern application of that language.
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Liars Getting Called Out For Spreading Mindless BS Into The World

Nothing lights our hearts up with joy like a pack of liars getting outed online for trying to spread their BS into the world. As long as the internet's been around we've had people trying to get away with making up the most ridiculous nonsense, just cause they foolishly assume nobody will bother fact checking them online. Seems like they'll never learn that's just how it goes. 

A collection of times that liars were called out for spreading dishonesty into the world.
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Guy Shares Story About Hilariously Oblivious Intern

Oh bless sweet James and his overconfident ignorance. Because now we have a wonderful story like this. 

Guy shares a funny Twitter thread about a hilariously clueless intern.
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Conspiracy Theory Argues The World Actually Ended In 2012

Buckle up and brace yourself for one mind blowing Twitter thread that makes a compelling argument toward the fact that we are all actually just living in a simulation, and that the world ended in 2012. How does it feel? How does it feel to know that we're living in some long-winded, infinite simulation that will never let us out? A bit claustrophobic, or does it all just make sense. 

A crazy conspiracy theory gets broken down in Twitter thread that argues that the world actually ended in 2012.
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Woman On Twitter Shames People For Being Broke

This woman claims she's all about spreading positivity, and honestly she's doing a kickass job at looking like a terrible, negative person. For someone who is all about spreading the positivity, she's doing anything but that. What kind of individual takes the time to shame people for being broke? That is not the positivity we're familiar with. 

Woman on Twitter proceeds to shame people for being broke.
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Twitter Users Share Stories Of Carrying On After Getting Food And Drink Wrong

Twitter users are sharing examples of their biggest brain farts when it came to ordering food and drinks, and the stubborn persistence that ensued when it came to eating the food and finishing the drinks. Honestly, chocolate on the omelette doesn't sound terrible for some reason. 

Twitter users share their biggest and grossest food mishaps.
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Twitter Reacts To McDonald's Introducing Its First Plant-Based Burger

Twitter users are reacting to the news that McDonald's will be introducing their first plant-based burger called the "PLT." The big catch here that vegans are already pointing out with sizable frustration is that the burgers will still be prepared on the same grill that meat is, which kind of defeats the point. McDonald's goes and tries to do something for the vegans, and they're still mad! 

Twitter users react to McDonald's introducing the plant-based burger called the "PLT."
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Jimmy Kimmel's "Mean Tweets" series is back in action. These are more brutal than ever. We get to see some celebs take it in stride though. Zendaya rolls with the punches and says those shoes just smell like success, while Chris Rock explains his decision to join "Grown Ups 2" was merely motivated by losing all of his money in the divorce. 

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Twitter Users Share The "Things They Found In Area 51"

After the surreal debacle that was the "Storm Area 51" Facebook event that actually ended up inspiring some Kyles to get out there with their Monster energy drinks in tow, the Area 51 memes have been flowing. It's still ridiculous to think about people showing up for the event, and going so far as to mix it up with military officials so that they could try and "break into Area 51." Twitter users are cracking all kinds of funny jokes about the crazy shit one could find in the notoriously eerie Area 51. 

Twitter users are sharing the various things they could possibly find in Area 51.
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Stock Photos of People's Jobs Are Wonderfully Incorrect

It's not necessarily a stock photographer's job to make the photos look accurate, but to get across the basic idea as quickly as possible. The resulting bad stock photos of people's professions are cartoonishly incorrect and a whole lot of fun to criticize. Stock photos can also get really weird.

Inaccurate and bad stock photos of people's jobs.
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Coworker's Atrocious Vegan Lasagna Gets Shredded By Triggered Twitter Users

Vegan lasagna is a hell of a way to describe salad. Is that really what it's come to? Even Stouffers doesn't want this vegan lasagna madness. Naturally, Twitter users were chomping at the bits to further roast this mess of greens into submission. 

roasting a vegan lasagna
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White Woman Whines That She Was "Lectured About Slavery" In Her 2-Star Review Of A Plantation

As far as ignorant reviews go, this one ranks at the very top. This woman clearly has a whole lot of learning to do, and maybe she'll realize how far off she was with her assessment of the plantation if she gets wind of people's reactions on Twitter. 

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Burger King Flame-Broils Ignorant Twitter User

Burger King beautifully shut down a whiny Twitter user looking to get some clout for complaining about the company's decision to employ a "special crew." Let's just say that people all over the place were siding with Burger King's awesome decision on this one. And you've got to love the roasting of a moron while you're at it. 

Burger King brutally shuts down an ignorant Twitter user who questions their "special crew."
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Student Gives Comically Large Pencil To Dumbfounded Classmate

This devious student decided to troll their confused classmate who was in need of a pencil, with one comically large offering. Beggars can't be choosers. Sometimes, you've just got to take what the world hands you. And in this case, it's a larger-than-life scenario. Oh well. 

Student gives their dumbfounded classmate a comically large pencil.
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Hilarious Twitter Thread Details How Cats Take Over Scotland

Twitter User @LawrWard, dove down a bit of a hilarious rabbit's hole when he imagined, in detail, what a scenario involving cats taking over Scotland and the U.K. would look like. Suffice to say, people loved the creative silliness, and it went viral. I guess at this point, all we can do is hail our cat overlords. 

Funny Twitter details how cats took over Scotland.
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