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Grandpa Forgets To Pay For TV, Tesco Responds, Faith In Humanity Restored

This little interaction, real or not, was just what we needed to brighten up the day. Just picturing an elderly man making off with a big old TV, and having his granddaughter try to run cleanup on his forgetfulness is quite hilarious. Maybe he'll accidentally take a car next. 

Grandpa forgets to pay for a TV, and Tesco responds on Twitter | Tesco TESCO @Tesco Replying nikoowembleyway Hi Nico, thanks getting touch thank grandad his honesty. If he returns store explains mistake staff will understand. If like can let them know before he gets there? Car ask him store he will be able return? TY-Missy
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Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters And How They Drink Their Coffee

The force is strong with this thread. Twitter user @ViWiWrites shared a recent thread that imagines how various Star Wars characters drink their coffee. It's awesome, and maybe accurate. 

Twitter thread imagines how different Star Wars characters drink their coffee | Star Wars Characters and they make their coffee thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just weight his hand lower filter, so sediment isn't overly disturbed and acidity is controlled. | BB8 just cuts chase Sundown Naturals PURE Caffeine 200 MG Sustained Reless Energy Support Mental Focus" 8 Hour T00 MEADLET CAPSULES DIETARY R 10:24 4/28/20 Twitter iPhone
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Laughable Liars That Got Outed Online

Seriously, these liars just keep going around and around, trying to spread their different sentiments of pure fiction. It would seem that as long as the internet is around, we'll have folks trying to get away with weaving their webs of lies, and assuming that someone else out there won't fact check them to oblivion. 

A collection of times that liars got called out for telling lies online | 4 months ago Burritos reminded Taco bell USA. Completely plastered sauce. Self service, or no service. Ridiculous high price cafeteria food. Beer best. Their own Mikeller can beer. Therefore 1 star. Otherwise no stars them. O Like Share Response owner 4 months ago cannot take this review seriously, since do not serve Burritos.
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Woman Gives Synopsis of Jesus Time Travel Assassination Movie

Apparently Assassin 33 AD just came out and it has a few people confused. Honestly, it's extremely hard to tell from the reviews and trailers if this is some low budget goofball satire, weird fundamentalist propaganda or an ill-fated sci-fi christian fever dream. Laura Robinson gives an interesting account on the film.

Woman's Twitter thread on real Time Travel Jesus Assassination movie | Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h There is deadly serious Christian action movie about Muslims who invent time travel so they can go back time and kill Jesus so he can't die our sins and course my husband bought because he's an actual monster. Q 87 2727 444 Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h My husband finds this hilarious have cringed myself back injury which will never recover. 04 109 Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn 14h As an adult con
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Animal Crossing Player's Dreams Come True, Then Everything Falls Apart

Even with very little to zero knowledge of Animal Crossing, this Twitter thread about what kind of misfortune can randomly occur in an Animal Crossing player's daily grind, is hilarious. Everything was set to jet, and it seemed like the dreams had come true. Arwing had finally been claimed. But then, some random animal dude steals it? Ridiculous. Brutal. Awesome. 

Animal Crossing player gets an Arwing, and ends up losing it | busts are CLOSED THANK Y 21h v reading thread about why animal crossing players restart so many times and ppl keep talking about villagers wronged them past" like im sorry did squirrel do ask retrieve pocket pikachu too many times s squirrel
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Twitter Thread: Wild Facts Left Out Of Tiger King

This Tiger King rabbit hole just keeps on going. It can't stop, won't stop. For anyone who is in the mood for some more Tiger King content after this list, check out some Tiger King memes over here.

Guy shares tons of facts that were left out of Tiger King show, in Twitter thread | Thread Robert Moor @robertmoor_ anyone currently bingeing #tigerking on Netflix spent four years working on podcast and long magazine story about Joe and Carole spent week living at zoo spoken with almost everyone seeing doc, and attended trial. Ask anything! 1:23 PM 3/21/20 Twitter Web App 3,728 Retweets 13.4K Likes
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Customers That Were Spectacularly Wrong

Some customers assume that because customer service exists, they can just go right on with turning their brains off. That's not exactly how it works. A little common sense is required. And not only a little common sense, but how about some common decency as well? These tweets about customers being completely wrong, are a solid showcase in how the customer is certainly not always right. Yes, Karen can be wrong.

Twitter users describe time that customers were completely wrong | @t8ne Replying WelshDalaiLama Customer stormed up after standing by doors garden centre been pressing service button 15 minutes and been ignoring Service button Yes, there Ah s button open doors were standing next can help?
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Twitter Users Share Polite Ways To Say, F You

Twitter users are banding together to share the polite ways that one can tell another person to, "f off." You know, when you've reached your capacity for whatever kind of BS that someone else is throwing your way, but even then you want to keep the whole show light and polite? Well, these clever ways to politely tell someone, "f you", might come in handy. 

Twitter users describe various, polite ways to say "f you" to someone | BrooklynDad_Defiant mmpadellan #PoliteWaysToSayFU wish luck, with capital 'F'.
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Twitter Thread: Message In A Bottle Turns Up 9 Years Later

Seems like a fun experiment to try out. Just write up a random message, throw it in a bottle, toss it out to sea, and see where it washes up. Pretty dang cool. 

Quick Twitter thread about a message in a bottle turning up nine years later | māx @VredenburghMax On August 21, 2010 threw message bottle into ocean beach Rockport, MA. On October 10, 2019 letter found on beach France am mind blown. 9 years.
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Twitter Users Share Their Memorable Bad Dates

A date can be a little like a deal in a mob movie. Both parties are skeptical of the other, but are still mutually invested in the interaction going well. Often you choose a public place with exits, so just in case things go pear-shaped and someone brings their mom, you've got a way out. Here are some Tinder dates that went south real fast as well as some awkward first dates.

Twitter users bad date stories | Ignoble Savage @drayzze 9h Replying millercycle and @bartandsoul Went back her place after dinner and drinks, started making out, made our way bedroom only hear cough closet, where her husband hiding with video camera. 274 47 Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_Is_Fab 6h GIF 4
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Woman Details Her Chickens' Charming Lesbian Relationship

What started as a quarantine buddy with a silly name developed into a hen relationship. If only love stories in our own lives could be so straightforward. For some more stuff about animals, here's a funny list of all the animals one Tumblr user's grandpa brought home.

Twitter story of chicken relationship | Amanda Brunton @Amand 19h This is Domino. She's hen rescued. She wants lay an egg, but has keep stopping order SCREAM AT WIND every time there's big gust. Life as chicken is very complicated sometimes. 2,523 views 27 30 160 | New hens have be quarantined, preferably with quarantine buddy way, if they have recovered something infectious but remain carrier find out other bird gets sick learned some carpentry and made her coop, and bought her new friend. 27 5
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Twitter Thread: Jeff Goldblum As Pop-Tarts

Yep, this is gold. Rachel Clayton created a masterpiece. It wouldn't be shocking if Jeff Goldblum saw this and got a kick out of it. He seems like a spontaneous dude with an appreciation for the random gems the internet can churn up. 

Twitter thread presents Jeff Goldblum as different kinds of Pop-Tarts | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) Pop. tarts Chocolate Fudge PEN1 PASIY toaster pastries Frosted
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Twitter Thread: 1919 Anti-Mask Protests During Spanish Flu

Journalist Tim Mak explains the time San Francisco residents got tired of wearing masks in 1919 and decided to hold huge maskless events during the outbreak of the Spanish Flu. What a relatable public health themed nightmare.

Twitter thread on anti-mask league during San Francisco's 1919 Spanish Flu | Tim Mak @timkmak THREAD History doesn't repeat itself, but rhymes thread about Anti-Mask League 1919 not kiddingI went HAM researching this So, starting Sept 2018 San Francisco suffered Spanish Flu pandemic. Initial mask wearing good around 80 percent 2:10 PM Apr 19, 2020 Twitter Web App 3.9K Retweets 6.2K Likes Tim Mak O @timkmak 3h Replying timkmak By November cases were down, and public health officials recommended
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Landlord Breaks The Law, Tells Tenant, Self Destruction Ensues

Joshua Browder shared a text exchange between a landlord and a tenant that has since gone viral. We see the clueless, criminally dumb criminal of a landlord out himself as such, when he tells the tenant he used their SSN without permission. It's like the landlord has no idea how illegal this is. 

For more landlord drama, check out the time a landlord threatened a guy with an eviction, so he proceeded to go full Karen on them. 

Landlord admits to breaking law to tenant | Joshua Browder @jbrowder1 Horrifying text exchange between landlord and tenant. This landlord's going jail (and getting sued Landlord Today got stimulus, just asking are going pay rent or part rent with any am trying close out books April Wed 4:07 PM
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Classic Facepalm Moments to Fill The Day with Stupid

We're supposed to be the smartest species on the planet, but sometimes it doesn't feel that way. For every one of our genius achievements, there are a hundred monumental lapses in judgement. The good thing about that is a lot of them are funny to watch.  For more human error, here are some classic moments of facepalm to get that stupid fix.

Funny stupid fails and facepalm moments | Matthew Keys O @MatthewKeysLive Radio thinking radio. Jody Avirgan O @jodyavirgan 1d new breaking news moments like this, there should be type podcast can listen real time, easily accessible free.
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