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Elan Gale, who is an author and producer best known for his work on The Bachelor, made some waves on Twitter for his helpful Twitter thread about how to avoid dull and boring salads. This could be just the kind of advice that people struggling to choke down that next flavorless salad so sorely needed. 

Comedian Bert Kreischer started up a Twitter thread of people sharing the ways they ended up getting blocked by celebrities on Twitter. Some instances seem like the celebrities couldn't have had less of a sense of humor. Maybe they just get tired of the constant online trolling at a certain point though. 

Who doesn't love a fresh round of people getting destroyed by the power of brutal words, for the rest of the online world to see. Seems like some of these were warranted, while others could've been a total blindside. It's a wild west out there in the comments section, and you've got to keep your wits about you!

Shoutout to the folks at The Chive for discovering the goldmine of ridiculous human behavior that runs rife throughout this "help wanted" ad for a babysitter. Twitter user @honeystaysuper, unearthed just the kind of "help wanted" ad that leaves the rest of the world speechless. I don't even know where to start with this one. The attention to detail is honestly admirable. Nothing seems to be overlooked in terms of what constitutes a suitable babysitter. 

A Colorado Sheriff's Department has rendered many brains scrambled after their strange description of a boulder. This is apparently no ordinary boulder. No, we're dealing with a boulder that escapes simple and definite descriptions. This boulder is actually a large boulder that is the size of a small boulder. Picture that real quick! Yeah, what's happening? 

Everyone's got that one pet peeve that sets them off like none other. It could be trying to coexist around people who refuse to acknowledge that many people don't like to exchange words before chugging their first cup of coffee. Or maybe you feel like it should be a law that you don't need to get up to tackle the day until your dog is ready to do so as well. Either way, you're bound to connect deeply with some of these. 

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of clever comebacks that left people in silence and utter ruin online. Sometimes the comments section just steps up to deliver a fine and entertaining show of savagery from the internet's most ruthless and quick-witted individuals. 

If you're crap at conversation, nothing gets people involved and passionate quite like a semi-tongue-in-cheek debate on what kind of bird is best. Petty arguments are fantastic. Twitter user christineexists explained this admittedly great argument/party and apparently other people do it too.

@DailyBlastLive is putting all those old wives tales on blast! Turns out stress can actually turn someone's hair gray, but the rest of the rumors you're about to read through get properly shut down. 

Seeing a star in person can have the effect of making you the stupidest person on the planet. Like, what do you say to a movie star if you're awkwardly blocking their way on an airplane? Seeing someone in person that you've seen in a movie, even someone you may not even particularly like, creates a scenario that most people just don't know how to deal with.

These people are as clueless as they come. Some people would really benefit from saying a lot less, or nothing at all, online. 

The disastrous flop that was the movie Cats has given a lot of material to justifiably hate on, hence these random and hilarious observations on Cats as well as these funny one sentence reviews of Cats. @BrydieLK went to an outdoor screening and it went about as well as one would think.

At this point, it's really just like the population of online liars get off on trying to sell people their various bits of BS.They've seemingly forgotten that we've got endless means at our disposal to deconstruct their lies, and things like "Google Reverse Image Search" help a lot too. When will the stupidity and dishonesty ever end? Uh, never. Clearly. 

People are sharing the dumbest fights that they've ever seen break out between family members. These might all serve as a solid reminder that there are very few limits to the kinds of dumb stuff that family members will squabble over. 

Twitter users are sharing those questions that they're just plain old tired of being asked. Some people really need to exercise a little bit more self awareness when it comes to things like asking questions before someone's had that first cup of coffee, or even worse, asking a question that could've easily been Google'd. 

If thoughts are birds, Twitter is the window they all fly into. Here are some funny tweets to make you think about all the weird and dumb thoughts people are having all around you every second of every day. As it turns out, our most strongly held opinions are the most minute, inconsequential ones.