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Twitter Thread: The Escalating Stress Of Emailing The Landlord

This Twitter thread from @calebsaysthings captures that unforgettable, teeth-grinding frustration that many tenants have had with trying to navigate apartment problems with landlords that are terrible communicators. It's just the worst. 

A Twitter thread captures the mounting frustration of trying to email the landlord | CALEB HEARON @calebsaysthings first email landlord hey dave l'm sure busy and hate be bother but noticed third email landlord Mr. Whittington- trust familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding rights and expectations tenants pursuant
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Twitter Thread: Science Professor Obsessively Ranks Gummy Bears

Just when we thought we'd seen it all we come across an extensive, impressively obsessive ranking of gummy bears from a science professor that managed to take this admirably seriously. 

A science professor runs an obsessive breakdown of the world's best gummy bears | Scott Barolo Follow @sbarolo Are there really 12? Let's get sorting St. Haribo, forgive
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Twitter Thread: Pop Punk Bands As John Mulaney Quotes

@Sad_Bhabie's viral Twitter thread features various pop punk bands from the 2000's as John Mulaney quotes. For those unfamiliar with John Mulaney, he's a well known stand-up comedian, writer, and producer. With that being said, bring on the sweet pop punk nostalgia. 

A Twitter thread featuring pop punk bands from the 2000s as John Mulaney quotes | Yikes On Bikes TM @ayrbee PRESENT MY VERY SMALL AUDIENCE. POP PUNK BANDS 2000S AS JOHN MULANEY QUOTES THREAD.
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Twitter Thread: Star Trek and the Inhumanity of Gig Economies

Twitter user _danilo uses an example from Star Trek to explain some of the dangers of having an industry that lacks face-to-face interaction with its own workers. It's scary enough to imagine your job being done by a cold, calculating robot, but what if your boss's job was done by a cold, calculating robot? For something with more Star Trek fun and less technocratic dread, here's an awesome Tumblr post on how hard humans go in Star Trek.

Twitter thread on danger of tech in gig economies | Frisco Uplink @_danilo After premiere Picard name checked Bruce Maddox, decided head back and watch Measure Man, TNG S2E09. And turns out Maddox is bit tech bro. Startling well this holds up three decades later. This kind guy is still problem. | Frisco Uplink @_danilo As refresher Measure Man TNG at its hammiest, most thought provoking best courtroom drama where fate Data hinges on question whether he is sentient being deserving call basic
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Twitter Thread: 9-Year-Old Amasses Neopets Empire

Twitter user @everestpipkin shares an awesome tale about the time he was nine years old and proceeded to get completely inebriated with power on the infamous Neopets video game. It's quite the little rollercoaster, and might bring some people back. 

A Twitter thread about a guy getting drunk on power while playing Neopets | everest @everestpipkin every few years email neopets support asking if they can help log into my childhood account and (unsurprisingly, tiny team, millions old accounts never heard back
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Twitter Thread: Dad Has Zero Video Game Logic

This wonderful story about a dad's experience being presented various video games by his kid has us thinking that dad could've been trolling all along. Some of the reactions carry a strong scent of the typical dad joke. Either way, a big thanks to @MarcStraight for sharing such a funny series of reactions with their dad. 

Guy shares a funny Twitter thread about how his dad has no video game logic | Marc now. Follow @MarcStraight My dad is starting get into different kinds video games. He tried out No Man's Sky today and said "So 's like doing yard work but space" and honestly have no rebuttal he's absolutely right.
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Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Boyfriend Has A Kid

Well, this conversation definitely took an unexpected turn. Can't imagine being in the room and in this couple's vicinity as they were talking through this. 

An entertaining Twitter thread about a guy's awkward confession on a date | Maria DahvanaHeadley Follow @MARIADAHVANA Omg couple date beside just took turn. Her never told had child! Him: He's little. Her little? Him: 12.
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Twitter Thread: Man Writes Titanic Sequel For His Crush

Daniel Dockery's story about writing a Titanic sequel for his middle school crush might bring those memories of all the silly things you did for old flames, rushing to the forefront of your mind. When we're young and fearless the limits that we'll go to to impress those people that have caught our fancy, are seemingly boundless. 

Man shares story about writing Titanic sequel for his middle school crush | Daniel Dockery Follow @dandock middle school had crush on girl whose favorite movie Titanic. So impress her wrote an outline sequel called Titanic 2. And every like this tweet gets will reveal another awful detail this story.
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Twitter Thread: Man Meets Wife At Graveyard

Twitter user, @sixthformpoet's story about finding love at a graveyard went viral, and it's no surprise. The story is riddled with unexpected craziness. The dude realizes he's been leaving flowers for a murderer! As much as we'd love for a wild tale of unexpected love like this to be true, it would seem that it has since then been proven to very likely be a work of fiction.

A Twitter thread about love being found at a graveyard | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so l visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER.
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Twitter Thread: Grief Explained

Now more than ever the world is grieving. Lauren Herschel does a beautiful job at breaking down what the grieving process actually looks like. 

Twitter user breaks down the grieving process | Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's box with ball And pain button. And no am not known my art skills BALL AND BOX BALL PAIN BUTTON
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Twitter Thread: Man Gets Catfished By Girl's Mom

@TheeDreadGod's Twitter thread about being catfished by a girl's mom is quite the emotional rollercoaster. The poor dude shows up at a BBQ thinking he's about to meet this girl he's been interested in, only to realize she's very taken; and he was actually being led along and deceived the whole time by the girl's mom. Even if this tale's a work of pure fiction, the story creates quite the entertaining picture. 

A Twitter thread about a guy getting catfished by a girl's thirsty mom | TheeDreadGod @TheeDreadGod 4 talked on phone but made mistake never FaceTiming her mean She gave her snap and watched her snaps all time as she watched mine and then would talk about posted so honestly never saw red flag she wasn't who she said she
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Twitter Thread: Heroic Dog Saves Family

This Twitter thread should serve as a valuable lesson in the unexpected importance of not ignoring the dog's barking. Sometimes those doggos are actually trying to help people out, and barking is their only way of communicating! 

A heroic dog ends up saving his family from a fire | Ulysses S. Cocksman Follow @USCocksman want tell story about Hank, and want know has happy ending. This is Hank 6 years ago.
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Twitter Thread: Man Gets Reality Check After Breakup

This guy thought he'd be able to run around and have a good time with whoever he fancied, and then just return home eventually to swoop up his ex girlfriend. My dude, that is not how the world works. People move on. Self respect is a thing. This guy got his reality check in the end, and it clearly stung. But hey, it's better to learn late than never at all. If he really valued her happiness above all else, he'd leave her be, and appreciate the fact that she was able to move on, and find someone that brought her happiness. 

Twitter thread calls out people that don't move on after breakups | Rev Rell Follow @awkward_duck My homeboy, who love pieces, had great gf but he kept messing up. Like big time. Finally she called quits. He told her he gonna take time become better person she agreed they could reconcile later if he really worked on himself.
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Twitter Thread: Woman Helps Stranger In Dire Need Of Assistance

Erynn Brook recounts the powerful story of the time she crossed paths with a young woman who regularly had seizures, while taking the subway. The amount of courage both these young women displayed was nothing short of heroic. Stories like this go to show that you never know what kind of battles people are fighting around you. All the more reason to remain aware and offer help to anyone who needs it. 

Woman tells the story of helping a young woman who was having a seizure | Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook Follow waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying distract myself little bit so l'd like tell story about something happened last night hopes can process my feelings around met girl on train last night.
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Funny Updates From The World Of Jurassic Park

All we know is that this account is quickly growing to be one of our favorites. The dinosaurs have unionized, indeed. 

A collection of funny updates from Jurassic Park On Twitter | Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go JURASSIC PARK have decided cancel today's dinosaur talent show after every single dinosaur wrote down "unthinkable chaos" as their talent
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Hilarious Tweets From The World Of Hogwarts

This wonderful Twitter account takes a look at the world of Hogwarts without the rose colored glasses. We can easily forget how much darker the humor in the iconic movies would be with just a few elements changed. In all fairness, Harry Potter did possess an uncanny knack for always using the Expelliarmus spell in circumstances that certainly called for something with a little more pepper in it. 

A collection of funny tweets about Hogwarts without the rose colored glasses | Baegar Targaryen @TVsCarlKinsella ALBUS: Honestly, Minerva don't know if doing right thing. ALBUS: ALBUS: ALBUS just normal cat, aren't CAT: Meow. | HARRY: There's Voldemort RON: Now's our chance HARRY: Gonna do Expelliarmus RON: Harry, come on s Vol- HARRY S ONLY ONE KNOW
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