How are we expected to just go back to work like this?

Since the dawn of time (around 2006), Twitter.com has been a place for people to gather and talk. Then, when companies realized there was marketing potential, they joined Twitter, too. Twitter discourse has certainly advanced over the years, but in the back in the early 2010s, brands began roasting each other - and their customers. It was hilarious! Wendy's - the burger place - especially became the place to go if you wanted to be burnt to a crisp by their hardcore roasts. But that's not the on…

The customer is in fact, not always right.

‘I ain’t even own a washcloth before you'

The one time a government website is better than private sector…

8 billion people in this world and there's still no customer service representative available!

As the Twitter meltdown continues to unfold, Elon Musk has just excused a Staff Software Engineer — who dared to speak out against his rhetoric — via Twitter.

Society is ready to go back to the bartering system at this point.

I hate to break it to all of you Pumpkin Spice people out there, but the end of fall is near!

You know dating apps are annoying when you feel the urge to tweet about them!

It's an undisputed fact that by November, you are mentally not present at work until January.

What is real these days? Is this post real? Am I real? Or am I just an algorithm trained to harvest content and write pseudo-intellectual sentences? These days who can really be certain? Especially with the rise of viral marketing, side-hustling, and clout chasers. I mean, just yesterday, I saw a content creator calling out another content creator who has created a persona that centers around being a “family man” and is selling a Hustlers University-inspired program teaching you to be a better…

So relatable it hurts

My therapist told me not to write this but here we are.

Free your mind with funny Tweets and fails that'll probably leave your brain blissfully mushy.

After all these years, Twitter has never lost that chaotic element that has always made it so uniquely horrifying to me. I've never been a huge contributor to the platform myself - partly owing to the fact that my 0 followers would have me throwing thoughts into a void, but I've never quite found a way to establish any sense of a community on the platform. Everything is outwards flowing due to the very nature of a ‘tweet’, and in a world where zingy one-liners, drama, and persecution are king,…