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Little Brother Writes Emotional Notes For Sister Crying In The Bathroom

When Twitter user @annieedagrannie, found herself in the middle of crying in the bathroom, her little brother surprised her with a series of emotionally supportive and loving notes. Sometimes, your siblings just step up when you need it the most and aren't ready for it at all. 

Little brother writes emotional notes for his sister while she's crying in the bathroom | tweet by annieedagrannie so locked myself bathroom bawling my eyes out and next thing know my 10 year old brother slides these notes under door don't deserve him
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Guy Shares Hilarious Story About His Skyrim Adventures

This guy's story about his adventures on Skyrim and especially in regards to an infuriatingly loyal doggo, end up perfectly capturing the experience of playing Skyrim. It's a tale as old as time, and we're always going to be a fan of it! 

Guy's Twitter thread about his experience with dog following him around in Skyrim is perfect representation of the game. | Patrick Lenton @PatrickLenton worst part Skyrim found dog whose owner died cabin, and then course had adopt dog bc not monster 9:34 PM 04 Apr 16 TweetDeck 8,121 Retweets 24.9K Likes Patrick Lent O· 04 Apr 16 v Replying PatrickLenton @PatrickLenton and fucking love this dog, but wondering around trying solve quests and save world and junk, but this good dog
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Woman On Twitter Tells Hilarious Story Of Runaway Pomeranian

We need more stories of this troublemaking Pomeranian, stirring up all kinds of ruckus around the neighborhood. Twitter user @Cmpriest, tells a hilarious story of "Chunk" being a big old rascal. 

Woman tells hilarious story about a Pomeranian dog in funny Twitter thread | Text - Merry Priest (rhymes with Cherie Priest) @cmpriest Things overheard whilst a zippy Pomeranian named "Chunk" escaped his yard and chased after me while I walked Greyson and Lucy this morning. A thread:
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Twitter User Harasses with Precariously Balanced Cups

It's well known that the internet is weird. The flavor of that weirdness varies a lot. Do precariously balanced cups count as harassment? If you're the type of person whose blood boils looking at imperfect and frustrating things, then probably. Those cups man, why aren't they more on the table, man?

precariously balanced cups | wint @dril 3h user named beavis_sinatra has been terrorizing since 2004, by sending pictures cups are too close edge table 17 1,514 3,837 @beavis_sinatra @dril
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Fun Informative Twitter Thread On Bathroom Breaks In Space

It's a lot easier said than done when it comes to taking a leak in outer space. I guess you'd expect nothing less. Everything seems to have an innate tendency to grow far more complicated as you drift further away from this particular rock that's flying through space. Mary Robinette Kowal provides an equally entertaining and informational Twitter thread on the backstory surrounding astronauts' experiences with trying to functionally use the restroom while on missions in outer space. 

A fun and informative Twitter thread on bathroom breaks in outer space. | Mary Robinette Kowal MaryRobinette Let's talk about peeing space. Several people response my NY Times essay, have said women couldn't go into space because lacked technology them pee space. 11:00 AM Jul 19, 2019 73.9K 31.2K people are Tweeting ab..
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Twitter Thread: A Man's Observations On First Proper Christmas

Mohammad Hussain's one amongst many unfortunate folks who have had to cancel their holiday plans due to the ongoing pandemic. It's been a historically difficult year, for sure. But throughout all this adversity, it's on us to mindfully work to identify the silver linings when we can. It would seem this guy was able to bring some humor with his observations on his first proper Christmas in the states. It really can be quite the intense holiday filled to the brim with preparations, and all the food and drinks. 

A man shares a Twitter thread about his observations on his first proper Christmas. | Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching have my first proper Christmas am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are few observations.
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People's Funniest Holiday Decoration Disasters

If there's one way that we can go about keeping that holiday spirit alive amidst a historically difficult holiday season, it's to celebrate people's most memorable holiday decoration disasters. All kinds of fails can occur when you're trying to get the house all tidied up and sorted out for the holiday. Maybe the tree ends up looking like it's right out of the iconic Charlie Brown's Christmas Tree scene. Or, maybe you bring a seemingly promising tree home only to realize that it's been infested by an army of nightmarish spiders. 

A collection of tweets about people's biggest decoration fails. |Jamez 00 @JamezMagic Replying jimmyfallon #Decoration Disaster my family brought home our Christmas tree put up and turns out there spider's nest Hundred spiders crawled out have had an artificial tree ever since
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Clueless People That Got Extra Large Servings Of Reality

As long as we've had social media we've had people making proper fools of themselves online. There are just so many folks that have an uncanny knack for posting stuff to the rest of the online world that really could've used the second look. Fortunately, we have some folks in the various online communities that are dedicated to serving up these clueless fools extra large servings of reality. 

People that were fools online and got served an extra does of reality | Adrian Adriviix 1h Replying CyberpunkGame Fun fact game is gonna die lest then year if don't bring multiplayer 242 2721 65 Witcher O @witchergame ·52m Ok. Q 42 27 102 1,611
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Hilarious Holiday Posts From Neighbors On Nextdoor

Just in case you're unfamiliar with the Nextdoor app, it's a wonderful hub of people voicing various complaints and other strange observations about their respective neighborhoods. We've rounded up a hilarious collection of some of the most ridiculous musings we were able to find from an account dedicated to Nextdoor funnies on Twitter. These might just get you in the holiday spirit. Or, maybe make you thankful that you're not living next to some of these people. 

A collection of the funniest posts from people using the Nextdoor app | Thanksgiving is over is now acceptable put up Christmas decor. On my command, open flood gates.
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Parents' Funniest Zoom Call Interruptions

There's no getting around the fact that all of us have had our lives turned upside down in one way or another amidst these difficult times. Many folks have been forced to adopt a remote routine for their work situation. This can make for quite the hilarious, occasionally vulgar interruptions. It's hard, man. You're often sharing a space with other human beings that are just trying to go about their own business. In this case, we have parents describing their funniest Zoom call interruptions by their kids. If these tweets got you going, check out more tweets that capture the emotional rollercoaster of parenting over here

Parents describe their funniest Zoom call interruptions by their kids. | Dr. Erin Marie Furtak 000 @furtak During one hour zoom call this afternoon, my son interrupted ask is an invasive species is abundant And finally is civilization last one might take while answer
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Tenants' Gnarliest Landlord Stories

It's little recaps from rightfully disgruntled tenants like these that end up giving the landlords of the world a bad rap. It could be gnarly cases of landlords going on power trips, thinking that they can get away with just about anything; or just genuinely immoral people being put in a position of power. We're not sure. Probably a bit of both. Hopefully none of these frustrating stories from tenants ring a bell. 

Tenants describe their worst landlords on Twitter. | Jason Scott @DrJasonScott Charged 10 our deposit because didn't fully make beds leaving furnished property and didn't put things correct cupboards deposit scheme sided with landlord #VentYourRent
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Twitter Thread: Hilariously Dumb Bits Between Partners

If you've ever found someone special to share some time with in this mad world, you've likely participated in carrying on some hilariously dumb but highly addictive bit with your partner. You probably had no idea why you were doing it, and why it was so funny without fail every time, but you continued to do with admirable, stubborn persistence. 

A Twitter thread about various hilarious bits in relationships | livebloggingmydescentintomadness Follow Sophia Benoit @1followernodad Literally nothing on earth is better than repeatedly doing bit partner doesn't like 10:51 PM 26 Jun 20 Twitter iPhone Brona C. Titley @bronactitley 13h Replying 1followernodad Whenever my wife mentions being gay scream GAY at her, as if just learnt first time 14 t7 91 3,947 Rich James @richjamo 20h Replying 1followernodad Whenever my wife comes into room working
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Twitter Thread: Hamster Stages Great Escape, Pure Dad Has Breakdown

We can only imagine what kind of blinding panic must've stormed this poor dad's senses when he realized he'd misplaced his daughter's precious hamster. You can really see the dad's love shine through in the way he completely loses his mind. Fortunately though, it all works out, and this emotional rollercoaster has a happy ending. 

Dad takes after hamster babysitting duties, and wholesome breakdown ensues. | Steph Veerman @stephyj725 my dad took over my hamster once went back college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes prove truly pure my father is
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Tweets About The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Adulthood

There's no denying that times were just simpler when we were kids. Some of the biggest things we had to worry about back in the day were minor homework assignments, or just getting to class on time. As you grow older though, the whole world seems to become infinitely more complex and prone to an infuriating, endless procession of problems. These tweets certainly do a solid job at portraying the emotional rollercoaster that is adulthood. 

A collection of tweets that encapsulate adulthood. | Swishergirl @Swishergirl24 Welcome adulthood. Hope enjoy panic attacks.
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Man, it'd be tough to live next to that going off all night long. Seems like the dude who put the decorations up in the first place was looking for attention and just trying to garner notoriety. So, can you really blame the neighbor, or was he out of line? 

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Twitter Thread: Daring Cat Eats Magical Cookie, Adventure Ensues

Man, you never want to underestimate the power of an enhanced magical cookie. This cat was certainly in for a wakeup call when they decided to play around with the magical cookie. We're just glad that everything worked out and that the adventurous cat is okay. 

A cat eats a magical cookie, and then pure ridiculousness ensues | Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi. 14h Replying Carmine_Deville Firstly wanna preface this by saying she's fine, because this cat is an indestructible Dumpster Demon TM with stomach steel. Her father raccoon and her mother ate and shat nails. She'd fight god half stale bagel and win. Carmine Deville @Carmine_Devi 14h Secondly, this is on because fully aware both my garbage monsters would eat entire actual trash can and all its
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