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Twitter Thread: Grandpa And Great Uncle's Wholesome Doctor Visit

Ryan Kober's story about a visit to the doc's office with his grandpa and great uncle is just the kind of wholesome throwback we never grow tired of. The quick and hilarious account of what the two old dudes say and do while their hearing aids are being fixed up gave us a good chuckle. Hearing yourself using the bathroom is apparently an exciting thing when you haven't heard it in a while. 

Grandpa and great uncle get their hearing aids fixed in a wholesome story. | Clothing - Ryan Kober @GrizzlyKobear bringing my grandpa and great uncle get their hearing aids checked they enter my car* Uncle: See can hear just fine don't need go didn't say anything. Uncle Grandpa: Yes, l'm fine, thank .
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Twitter Thread: The Ominous Origins Of Doritos

Chuck Wendig crafted a gem of a Twitter thread when he decided to "research" the origins of Doritos. Things certainly escalated quickly. Knew that crunch was too good to be true. 

Twitter thread about the ominous meaning of Doritos | Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig 9h v Replying ChuckWendig like and any other human, has definitely enjoyed ZESTY NACHO TANG Doritos corn chips time time, as well as their alternate flavors like Cool Ranch, Sweet Chili, Spicy Meatball, Hot Tire, and Fresh-Cut Grass. But then thought, where did name come O 18 2731 1,446 Chuck Wendig O @ChuckWendig 9h asked my dogs and my son and all quarantine but all came consensus s probably doradito, or "golden
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Lousy Liars That Got Called Out Online

These liars just keep coming out of the woodwork. For whatever reason, a ton of people that use the internet have convinced themselves that other folks don't know any better when it comes to fact checking. On top of that, some of these lies are just plain lousy. Fortunately, we have our fair share of people who are ready to shine the light of truth on all the fabricated nonsense. 

A collection of times that people got called out for lying online | love food here but not tonight had awesome asparagus till tonight out date asparagus. Told manager and he argued with Who does am manager at hair alon. Customer is always right no matter Like Response owner 6 months ago Our asparagus is brought fresh daily KNOW food excellent wrote this because were caught walking tab (literally snuck out back door) without paying bill | My landlord wants play but he picked wrong tenant IS RESPO
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Twitter Thread: Girl Converts Roommate's Bedroom Into Museum

This was definitely silly, and definitely a little bit of an invasion of privacy. That being said, they did a good enough job at the mission. 

Girl converts her roommate's bedroom into a museum exhibit | Ellen Huet Follow @ellenhuet opportunity: two housemates take trip battle plan: rest house bands together convert their bedroom into an error-filled anthropological exhibit future
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Clueless People That Unknowingly Met Tony Hawk

As it turns out, Tony Hawk has to deal with a whole lot of people not realizing that they are in fact talking to him. And this pertains to situations where he needs identification, like the TSA checkpoint. It's not like he's walking around asking for everyone to know who he is, but you'd think that more people would have a handle on 

A collection of times that people met Tony Hawk, and had no idea it was him | Tony Hawk Follow @tonyhawk clarify: my legal name is Anthony TSA agent checks my ID, looks at looks at ID, looks back at quizzically and loudly says "Tony Hawk's my favorite skater l'll tell him.
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Dude Finds Dumb Answer to Dumber Conspiracy Theory

William Mullally cracked this stupid covid conspiracy theory wide open when he investigated what that little thing in the background could have been. The answer was hard to guess. Even though they're usually stupid, people have their favorite conspiracy theories about things like Justin Trudeau as Castro's son or that the world actually ended in 2012.

Twitter thread finds stupid spaghetti answer to coronavirus conspiracy theory | William Mullally O @whmullally friend who's fully into covid conspiracies sent this post says Captain America predicted coronavirus outbreak 2011, and while its obviously bs started fixating on circled image on right. lexfuture 2011 film Captain America Eirst Avenger Behind his right shoulder Coa Beer on his left image coronavirus New York City Let sink 1/2 Files Conspiratorium HSBC Sistar Breadway 51 likes lexfuture
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Twitter Thread: Woman Verbally Dismantles Cheating Boyfriend

Anyone who has ever witnessed a public breakup is well aware that it can be a cringe-inducing, adrenaline-charged event. For whatever reason, tons of people have no problem with airing out their dirty laundry for all to see. In this case though, we get to enjoy a lengthy rollercoaster of emotions as one awesome woman completely verbally obliterates a sad cheating sack of a senseless boyfriend. That nervous foot tap pic really tied the whole scene together. 

Woman live tweets a catastrophic public breakup | ashe dryden Follow @ashedryden omg woman next just confronted man with her because she found out he's been seeing her while another long-term relationship y'all she found out because his girlfriend called her
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Twitter Thread: A Woman's Experience With Icelandic Healthcare

Man, this detailed account of a woman's experience navigating the healthcare in Iceland is something special. It sounds like it was magically simple. 

Woman details her amazingly simple experience with Icelandic healthcare | Mary Robinette Kowal O @MaryRobinette lived Iceland found lump had no idea navigate finding doctor, so went our show's production manager found lump. Can help find doctor? PM: Just go cancer center Okay do get referral? PM s referral?
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Twitter Thread: Incorrigible Cat Invades Man's Home

Larry is a national treasure. Buckle up for a true rollercoaster of a story, about a cat that refused to play by the rules, and an old dude named Larry that couldn't be bothered to care. 

A fun Twitter thread about a wild dude and his cat | tweet by Christopher Ingraham Follow @_cingraham CAT DRAMA: This orange moron, one our three cats, has been missing 36 hours. Wife put out missing kitty alert on Facebook (1/n) Red Lake Fals V
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Twitter Users Share Their Hilarious Misunderstandings

Ariane Sherine got a fun thread going about people's most ridiculous misunderstandings. So many of us can fall through the cracks when it comes to bits of common knowledge. Maybe we're out there completely misinterpreting logos, or maybe we're unknowingly completely botching the pronunciation of names. At the very least, these moments of confusion might make you feel better about yours. 

People on Twitter describe their hilarious misunderstandings | Bob Davies @bobbigmac Replying ArianeSherine My mum and my uncle told McDonalds sold special "Robert Burger" because didn't want anything on menu about 5 ate only these until about 12 went with friends and realised doesn't exist cheeseburger all along
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Chipotle Fields A Storm Of Clueless Customers On Twitter

Man, oh, man, this collection of related complaints are all centered on bothering Chipotle about putting some bay leaves in their food. Yes, that is a bay leaf. No, it is not a leaf like they think it is. Hopefully the cluelessness doesn't reach beyond ignorance of bay leaves, and apply in such an extreme degree to the rest of their lives. 

Chipotle gets bombarded by tons of clueless questions on Twitter | Thomas Hoefener @T_Heffff Thank ChipotleTweets leaf my burrito. Yum | Tess Remy-Detty @remytess15 @ChipotleTweets seriously why is there leaf my bowl? OTLE | Riley Gruenbaum @Riley_Gruenbaum hey chipotle is this lettuce or just leaf found outside RE
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Totally Random And Hilarious Scottish Tweets

Man, oh, man, we can never get enough of these Scottish tweets. They do a wonderful job at reflecting the culture, and on top of that, it's way too much fun to try reading these out loud. You might end up sounding like a Scottish person yourself, if you really go for it. Check out more hilarious Scottish Twitter gems over here.

A collection of funny and ridiculous Scottish tweets | Kieren Ragg @_madferit_ Know burds posts pics their maw saying stunning she is, am heavy howling just imagining guys dain with their da's hahaha >
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Twitter Thread: Graphic Novel Artist Checks Fool

This graphic novel artist was more than ready for the ever present challenge of confronting an online troll. What we see is a proper shut down in action. 

Graphic novel artist puts a fool in their place | Blake Northcott Follow @BlakeNorthcott Thank assessment my new graphic novel. Perhaps can help with some fact checking, though are not 'Trump bros Neither myself nor my cover artist have ever voted an American election Canadian, and artist is Italian 1 Generalissimo Justice is flying SDCC @QueenAnitaCox Imagine neckbeard INCELS basement Kentuckey creating this Everglade Angels comic Remember 90S Blake Tits were bigger then, draw them bigger Educa
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Twitter Thread: Hard Boiled Eggs And Computer Mouses

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, Twitter goes in on a strange conversation about kids boiling eggs for their computer mouses. Naturally, the ensuing reactions are hilarious. People just want to know if it's real or not. Nobody knows who to believe. 

A ridiculous Twitter thread about boiling eggs for computer mouses | Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know hardships each week having overcook fresh hardboiled egg yolk computer mouse 10:18 AM 5/21/20 Twitter Web App
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Twitter Thread: Woman Brings IRS Scammer To Justice

Nothing warms our hearts like an irritating scammer getting it in the end. In this case, @twittysuch was ready to use all the handy tax and privacy law knowledge that she had acquired. So, enjoy the rollercoaster of a scammer getting undeniably defeated. 


Woman brings an IRS scammer to justice in a fun Twitter thread | Let's Make Ha-Deel 17 306 1.5K @twittysuch Apr 3 finally happened finally got call scammer claiming be IRS and could finally pull all tax law and privacy law know out my brain. This is good day. This is MY day, people.
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