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Hilarious Gems From Scottish People Twitter

Ah, yes, we love the old Scottish Twitter. It's such a wonderful place of cultural gems from Scottish people that are talking about...who knows what? Honestly. Some of these we're not even sure what's being said. But the confusion is kind of the best part. And it's really fun to try and read them out loud. 

A collection of funny tweets from Scottish people on Twitter | there's soft wee cactus my hall and whenever touch on passing say ouch and pretend hurt encourage 's confidence
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Quarantine Hack: Twitter Thread On The Epic Totwaffle

Ada Powers hooked it up with this amazing quarantine hack, amidst the Coronavirus. We're talking about an in-depth explanation on how to create the Totwaffle. It sounds like a pretty dang tasty dish, as well as a fun rare insult to try on someone, if the moment ever calls for it. 

An educational Twitter thread on the awesome tater tot waffle | Ada Powers @mspowahs get on lockdown trying do lot with little s hard find joy midst fear, depression, and austerity s why 's time learn about totwaffles thread) Ore lda GOLDEN TATER TOTS. EURE 11:26 AM 3/19/20 Twitter Web App TATE
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Quarantine Moment: People Vent About Wanting Haircuts

Due to the Coronavirus barbershops and salons across the globe are shutting down. Makes sense. With that development, people are coming to the terms with the inevitable nature of their hair, and that it will grow, grow, and grow some more. And after all that growing, will come some new and unplanned hairstyles. 

People on Twitter bond over how badly they want haircuts | the simpsons pointing at each other Christopher Maciuba @ChristopMaciuba Replying pattymo First day out quarantine SPRN
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Tumblr User Writes Story About A Pirate Mermaid

Whoever wrote this was on to something. Seriously. This is beautiful. A baby mermaid born into a wild world that escapes all of her understanding, and ultimately taken in by a band of pirates who all undergo profound change within themselves, because of the mermaid baby. She teaches them about love, while she manages to tear it up on out on those seas. 

Tumblr user imagines a beautiful story about a mermaid and her family of pirates | 4G OD154% 1 20:23 Chwistopher @Loudwindow Concept: Pirates slay monster mermaid steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid using treasure chest as cradle. Pirates:
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Cowboy Museum's Head Of Security Takes Over Twitter, Gold Ensues

Tim is the real MVP of Twitter, folks. Yes, apparently Tim was elected to take over the National Cowboy Museum's Twitter account. He also works as their head of security. Right on. Tim's hashtag game is next level. 

Tim takes over National Cowboy Museum's Twitter, and comedy gold ensues | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm 2d Hello, my name is Tim and am head security Cowboy have been asked take on additional duty social media management while museum is closed new this but excited. My team will also continue protect and monitor museum. Thanks, Tim Send 130 27 356 2,811 | Nat'l Cowboy Museum @ncwhm 1d This is hat and eyepatch Duke wore movie True Grit. They are part our Exhibition about 2 True Grit. Lots interesting
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Twitter Users Share Their Quarantine Routines

People are bonding over their "quarantine routines" on Twitter. What else are we going to do? Some of these may prove effective, while others may get a nice and satisfying laugh out of you. Waking up and staring at the phone as you ponder the infinite abyss of existence is always a fun hobby to pick up, in these times of self isolation. 

People on Twitter share their preferred quarantine routines | Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad My Quarantine Routine just wanted share works This is just give structure and sense stability 9 am 2 am: wake up stare at my phone
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Twitter Thread: Students Discover Trap Door, Chaos In Tunnels Ensues

Twitter user @deanlines, shares a viral thread about the incident from his school that involved students discovering a trap door leading to an elaborate tunnel system. It sounds like the eventual heist failed, but the adventure itself was definitely worth writing about. 

Twitter thread from a guy on what his school's incident was | tweet by Dean Lines @deanlines like 14 and few mates would "wag" French class and hide out soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on few weeks one day discovered trap door" beneath carpet tiled floor under drum kit course opened trap door spur moment @spur_of Omg gotta know ASKINcuuit 8h incident high
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Celeb-Filled "Imagine" Video Inspires Parodies

When celebs banded together to create a video of them singing "Imagine", we don't imagine that this is how they thought the reception of the video would go. Many folks on Twitter were quick to poke fun at the video, and ask the celebs for money, instead of a star-studded song performance. Additionally, the parodies started popping up, and oh, they are brilliant. 

A celebrity filled video of them singing "Imagine" ends up inspiring multiple parodies | Pablo S. Torre @PabloTorre Pls excuse while recruit dozen celebrities whisper-sing End" by Linkin Park into their cell phone cameras
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The Funniest Social Distancing Pickup Lines

Due to the coronavirus, the world has taken up the safe and necessary practice of social distancing. With this social distancing has come a wave of hilarious and relevant social distancing pickup lines. They're safe and they practice awareness and respect of other folks, during this time. 

Funniest pickup lines amidst this time of social distancing | Fletchy Tags @FletchyTags "Hey baby come within 6 feet here often SocialDistancingPickUpLines
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Woman Tests Positive For COVID-19, Describes Experience

Bjonda Haliti shared her experience with having Coronavirus. She details what it felt like as it progressed over a ten day period of time, and it sounds like at this point she's on the mend. The process she went through to actually get tested for Coronavirus, while she displayed the symptoms that doctors said to look out for, sounds like quite the ordeal. 

Woman tests positive for COVID-19, and describes her experience in Twitter thread | Bjonda Haliti @baeonda 22 years old and tested positive COVID-19 been debating on posting, but want share my experience especially with those around my age help bring awareness, and relieve any stress/anxiety some may have due pandemic.
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Doctor Debunks Ten Coronavirus Myths

Faheem Younus, is the Chief Quality Officer and Chief of Infectious Diseases at University of Maryland (UCH). He shared a Twitter thread that aims to debunk 10 common myths surrounding the Coronavirus. Hopefully, folks catch wind of this information and work to spread it to others that might be caught up in the otherwise disorienting whirlwind of misinformation. If you're looking for more information about the Coronavirus, check the CDC for regular updates

Doctor debunks multiple Coronavirus myths on Twitter with facts | Separating facts and fiction started this tweet Faheem Younus, MD @FaheemYounus So hearing many myths about #COVID-19 and would like quickly clear record. Coronavirus will go away Sumer months. Wrong. Previous pandemics didn't follow weather patterns plus as enter summer, there will be winter Southern Hemisphere. Virus is global. O137K 12:06 AM Mar 17, 2020
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Quarantine Moment: People Share Their Most Meaningful Possessions

Here we are with a fresh and wholesome self quarantine moment. In this particular case, people on Twitter are sharing images of their most valued possessions. People collect some pretty dang cool things. We're talking armor, swords, strange packs of cigs, stuffed animals, etc. Pretty much anything you can think of. 

People on Twitter share images and updates of their most meaningful possessions | tweet by Isaac Fitzgerald @lsaacFitzgerald l'l go first. This is small) sword given by King Bhutan over decade ago.
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Coronavirus Tweets and Memes to Hoard like Toilet Paper

With stress rising and policies changing quickly over COVID-19, people are letting their fears out online in the form of comedy. In the wake of panic buying and quarantines, some people are getting petty revenge on toilet paper hoarding Karens while others are writing humorous Coronavirus Journal entries from self quarantine.

Tweets and funny memes about self quarantine, panic buying and coronavirus | birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights WASH FREQUENT. MANTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE. bird in a birdbath and two birds fighting | People with unwiped butts Peoplewho boughtall toilet paper.
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Twitter Thread: A Registered Nurse's Tips On Treating The Coronavirus

A registered nurse pulled through with a seriously helpful Twitter thread on what to do if one gets the Coronavirus. If anything, this information could do wonders for anyone caught up in a stressful predicament of not knowing what to believe, with conflicting information coming from all over the place. 

A registered nurse shares a helpful Twitter thread on how to manage having the Coronavirus | smashingteacups @smasheroteacups know all tired hearing/talking about but one thing T HAVEN'T really seen going around is advice happens if DO get coronavirus (many us will only advice try AVOID So as friendly neighborhood RN wee thread: 7:06 AM 11 Mar 20 Twitter iPhone Tweet reply
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People's Absurd Journal Entries From Self-Quarantine

People are taking to Twitter to share their "journal entries" amidst this self-quarantined time. The resulting insights reflect the wide range of emotions that encircle self-isolation. It can be a strange time. Maybe one of self reflection, and where you are almost forced to slow everything down to such a point where you can find yourself evaluating how you got to where you are; and ultimately, maybe identify what is important to you. 

People share their journal entries from self-quarantine on Twitter | Sir Michael @Michael1979 QUARANTINE DIARY Day 1:1 have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies last months, maybe years, so can remain isolation as long as takes see out this pandemic Day 1+ 45 minutes am supermarket because wanted Twix
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Twitter Thread: Italy's Coronavirus Experience

Twitter user @JasonYanowitz shared a Twitter thread that details the progression of Coronavirus over in Italy, and what's been seen of how it's impacted the area, and the people living there. 

Twitter thread breaks down the progression of Italy's Coronavirus experience | Yano @JasonYanowitz If still hanging with friends, going restaurants/bars, and acting like this isn't big deal, get shit together following thread is taken an Italian citizen. As they put rest world have no idea 's coming." As think everybody knows, Italy is on quarantine because coronavirus outbreak. This situation is bad, but 's worse is seeing rest world behaving as if isn't going happen them know thinking because
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