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Tweet Says Family Of Four Struggles On $350K A Year

A tweet from the folks at @MarketWatch is drumming up quite a bit of backlash, after suggesting that a family of four with $350K a year is struggling. Twitter users are pointing out all the "ridiculous" expenditures that are still being included, for a family that is apparently struggling. 

Tweet saying that a family of four struggles on $350K a year gets roasted on Twitter.
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Twitter Users Share Things Never Said In A Hospital

Twitter users are getting real creative and dark-humored in what they're coming up for, when it comes to the kinds of things you'll never hear said in a hospital. It's funny, we don't think about how fragile that atmosphere really is when it comes to how selective people should be with their words. 

Twitter users share various things that are never said in a hospital.
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Former Marine's Opinion On Realistic War Video Games

A former marine shared a Twitter thread offering up his opinion on the state of modern war video games. The thing about war is that it never changes. 

Former marine shares his opinion on video games in an in-depth Twitter thread.
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Girl Accidentally Texts Boyfriend That She's Cheating

The real question in this painful moment a cheating girlfriend texts her now ex-boyfriend that she's out cheating on him, is whether or not she intended to let him know so that he'd dump her. Sounds like this relationship was all kinds of messed up. He's better off without her.

Girl accidentally texts her boyfriend that she's cheating on him, and he posts the conversation on Twitter.
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Twitter Users Share Things They've Overheard In A Public Bathroom

Twitter users are sharing various things they've overheard in public restrooms. You never know when you might hear someone behind a bathroom stall door, complaining about mistaking a cigarette for a tampon. 

Various Twitter users share the different things they've overheard in a public bathroom.
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Pieces Of Pop Culture That Ruined People's First Names

Twitter users are getting real about what pieces of pop culture doomed their first names. Sucks to be born into a world that loves to meme the shit out of Karen, if that's your name. Or maybe you were named Harry, and proceeded to walk through life with everyone telling you that one day you'd grow up to be a wizard, Harry! 

Twitter users share pieces of pop culture that ruined their first names.
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Satan Has A Twitter Account And His Social Media Game Is Strong

It shouldn't come as any surprise that Satan's Twitter game is devilishly clever. He's taken to Twitter more recently to spice up the mess with his own hot takes on the madness of existence, and how he feels about the land down under. 

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The Funny and Sometimes Aggravating Reality of Marriage in 30 Tweets

If you've been in a long term relationship, you know that seeing that same person's face every day can come with challenges. You've gotta learn to get used to each others quirks or get really great at apologizing if you wan to stand spending the rest of your lives together. People's thoughts on marriage never end, so here are more funny tweets about marriage that are too real.

Jokes and funny things about marriage from twitter.
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Woman Discovers Lump, Iceland's Healthcare Provides Stressless Process

This woman described her amazingly simple and stressless process with figuring out healthcare in Iceland. Sounds absolutely heavenly. 

Woman details her amazingly simple and easy process with Iceland's healthcare.
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Guy Tripping On Ketamine Ends Up In Room Alone With Boss

Twitter user @shockproofbeats, lived down a true waking nightmare. His story is one for the ages, and revolves around him thinking that he'd had the day off, but ends up getting called into work after having consumed some suspect, milky green powder that was actually ketamine. 

Fortunately, the tripped out and anxious enthusiasm brought on by the drugs he consumed with reckless abandon shortly before being summoned into work, came across as nothing more than overwhelming excitement. Crisis averted, and what a story this guy got out of it. 

Guy shares Twitter thread about the time he ended up in a room alone with his boss, while he was tripping out.
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Twitter Users Share What Truly Pisses Them Off

We like to think it's our big values that we're most passionate about, but the things that make us the most irrationally angry are often trivial and small things like covering your mouth while eating and being woken up by a lawnmower. There are normally calm people who will flip a shit over just about anything

Tweets of people responding what makes them the most angry.
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Twitter Users Share Realistically Scary Jack-o-Lanterns

Ghosts are one thing, but so many working adults hate their jobs so much that the thought of death might actually be a welcome surprise. What truly sends a chill up someone's spine is waking up to 3 missed calls from your boss and and a text that says "where are you." For some creative spookiness, here are some two sentence horror stories.

Tweets of realistic jack o lanterns that are scary for adults.
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People are connecting with this ridiculous video of a preacher checking his phone, and proceeding to groan his ass off. Ever just have those days, where you pull up the phone and can't help but groan endlessly? 

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Twitter Users Share Suggestions To Improve The Workplace

Twitter users are sharing their various solid suggestions for how to improve the workplace. Maybe the answer to doing away with a toxic workplace environment lies somewhere in these tips about how to make work a bit more lighthearted, bearable, and even positive. 

Twitter users share their solid suggestions for the workplace.
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Mean Tweets That Roasted Celebs To Their Core

Jimmy Kimmel is back at it again with a fresh round of fiery mean tweets. Gotta love how creative Twitter users can get with their insults. 

A collection of mean tweets that roasted various celebrities to their very core.
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