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Twitter Users Share Their Biggest Childhood Fears

Twitter users are bonding over their biggest childhood fears. Nothing quite as spooky as trying to conquer the fear of having a monster under your bed, or even worse, seeing a real monster like a giant spider dart across the room. Some of those childhood fears follow us right into adulthood. 

A collection of Twitter users share their biggest childhood fears.
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Twitter Users Share Their Creatively Disrespectful Nonsense Insults

With just a little creativity and a dash of abstract imagery, almost any noun and verb combination can become a decent sounding insult, you lemon-lipped crotch-punch. Twitter users took the time to come up with and share their own. For some more pointed insults, here are rare insults that struck people to their core.

Twitter users share nonsensical creative insults.
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Guy Bonds With Strangers Over "Magic" Bread With Lengthy Expiration Date

There's something about breaking magic bread with strange drunks that seems almost weirdly biblical. That or this stranger just didn't have enough money for bread and tricked this guy into a free snack. This sounds small and dumb but two months is a long time for bread. Sadly, leaving bread out like that will probably cut its days shorter than expected. For another petty and stupid food story, here's a reporter who kept winning office chili cook-offs with store bought chili.

Guy bonds with strangers over long with unusually long sell-by date.
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Woman's Powerful Twitter Thread On Prison Visit Struggles

Twitter user @LilianaSegura, shared a powerful Twitter thread that boosts awareness on the struggles undergone by people trying to visit loved ones in the prison system. They ended up encountering all kinds of obstacles on what could've been an otherwise smooth visit. Bit of a nightmare. 

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Chill Vegan Explains Silliness Of Lawsuit Against Burger King

Chill vegan/Twitter user @kim_crawley, took it upon herself to break down how silly the lawsuit being made by an angry vegan against Burger King actually is. The angry vegan in question is alleging that Burger King served them a contaminated "Impossible Burger" because they prepare the meal on the same surface as other meat-based meals. 

Vegan customer sues Burger King because they claim the "Impossible Burger" was contaminated.
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Liars That Got Called Out On The Internet

We're back at it again with a fresh round of clueless liars getting called out for trying to spread their mindless BS into the online world. Ever since the internet's been around, it seems like we've had a hearty supply of people ready to try and weave their web of lies. It's like they've sold themselves on their lies at this point, and the lines between what's true and false are blurred beyond recognition for them. 

A collection of stupid liars that got called out on social media for trying and failing to spread BS.
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Twitter Users Put A New Twist On A Classic Dad Joke

Twitter users are sharing their inspired twists on a classic dad joke. The resulting tweets made for some career-shaming comedy gems. 

A collection of Twitter users put their own twist on a classic Dad joke.
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Twitter User Highlights Faulty Job Interview Process

Twitter user @TheWrongNoel, shared a frustrating Twitter thread that explains why many hopeful job applicants might never actually get a foot in the door for a job interview in the first place. It might be time to shake things up when it comes to the hiring process. Cause by the sounds of this, many companies are missing out on promising job applicants.

A frustrating Twitter thread highlights the downside of the ridiculous job interview process.
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Reporter Uses Store-Bought Chili in Office Cook-Off, Beats Frustrated Coworker

Let's not mix up the facts here, she is a filthy cheater. That said, regarding her coworker, anyone who cares this much about an office chili cook-off may not have their priorities in order. It seems like no one here is that great of a person, but such it is in the cut-throat world of office chili cook-offs. For some office stuff, here's a twitter thread about an umbrella that locked out an entire company for days, and here are funny office notes.

Reporter uses store bought chili in work cookoff.
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Disappointing Moments Of Pure Facepalm

The stupid runs deep in these moments of pure and unadulterated facepalm. Some people just lack that sweet thing called common sense, and unfortunately seem to have the most to say on social media. From there the rest of the world's left puzzled, and helpless to not bring palm to face. 

A collection of moments from the world's morons that made us facepalm.
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Twitter Users Share Ways To Ruin Thanksgiving

Twitter users are dreaming up all the imaginative ways to ruin a Thanksgiving. It doesn't take a whole lot to ruin a high pressure holiday that brings all kinds of testy family members together. A surefire way to bring the bad vibes at the dinner table on Thanksgiving would always seem to center on mentioning politics. Now there's a big no-no. 

A collection of Twitter users sharing various ways to ruin Thanksgiving.
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Americans Share Their Gross Thanksgiving Side Dish Traditions

Americans are sharing the grossest sides that show up at their tables for Thanksgiving dinner. Tis the season for all kinds of unexplainable madness from the family. The holidays just bring it out of people. And sometimes that means gross side dishes that have been passed down from generation to generation, when they should've been abandoned from the get-go. 

A collection of Americans share the gross sides that were traditional for them to eat.
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Twitter Users Share How To Start An Argument In Four Words

Twitter users are sharing their proven ways to start arguments with friends, family, and strangers alike. Things like asking people who they're voting for, or taking a side on the eternal Pineapple on pizza war, are easy ways to throw gasoline on the fire. 

A collection of Twitter users share how to start an argument in four words.
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Twitter Users Share Their Last Texts To Exes

Twitter users are sharing their "last texts sent to exes" and the results might be far too relatable for some folks. Maybe that last text sent to the ex was inevitably blocked, or perhaps something a little less peaceful. 

A collection of Twitter users share their last texts they've sent to their exes.
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A Quick Funny Lesson In Oversharing On Social Media

What we have here is a clear and quick story on why it can prove to be a terrible (or amazing) idea to "overshare" on social media. While they might see all the drinks as a problem, others might be more parched, and utterly stoked that you've got people storming you with rounds of drinks and peas. Can't forget the peas. 

Twitter user shares a quick and expensive lesson in why it's not good to overshare on social media.
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Papa John's Founder Gets Fire Roasted On Twitter

Papa John's Founder, John Schnatter, is here to warn the world of an approaching day of reckoning. Schnatter's recent bizarre interview features him ranting about eating 40 pizzas in 30 days, when he's not busy warning the world of a day of reckoning, and generally mourning what he sees as a loss of quality pizza from Papa John's.

John Schnatter stopped duties as the face of Papa John's in 2017 after he publicly condemned the NFL over the way they were handling players' protests during the national anthem. A mere six months later, Schnatter resigned as chairman of the board, amidst backlash he faced for being recorded using the N-word during a conference call with shareholders. 

Clearly, Schnatter is going through it. He looks like a sweaty mess of stress and stubborn delusions. Thankfully, Twitter users were ready to capitalize on the strange interview with some comedy gold. 

Papa John's Founder gets dragged all over Twitter after his recent, ridiculous interview.
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