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A Tale Of Two Neighbor Cats Falling In Love Through The Window

If this adorable story of two neighbor cats falling in love across the street isn't the most wholesome thing of all time, then I don't know what is. Oh, and this is definitely a better love story than Twilight. No question about that. 

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Comedian Mistakenly Invited To Speak At Conference For Dentists, Won't Stop Sending Them Proposals

Comedian Paula Skaggs, mistakenly received an invitation to speak at a very formal conference for Dentists. Skaggs took advantage of the accidental email, and proceeded to unleash some hilarious pitches for her "speech" at the dentist conference. Once she started, she just couldn't stop herself. 

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Radio Host Tweets That Women Wearing Lipstick Is Equivalent To Men Wearing Artificial Erections

Radio Host @StefanMolyneux, met quite a bit of backlash on Twitter after tweeting out his incendiary thoughts on how women wearing lipstick is equivalent to men wearing "artificial erections" around the office. He proceeded to get absolutely told off on Twitter, by multiple people who felt it was necessary to address the ignorance head on. This gives off similar vibes to the guy on Twitter who asked what women will do with their lives if they live into their 80's without having kids.

Guy on Twitter says that women who wear lipstick are the equivalent of men walking around with artificial erections.
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Hilarious Twitter Thread On A Girl's Allergic Reaction To Grass/Wheat

Yeah, she goes from an innocent fivehead to full on Elephant Man status. Twitter user @RhiRob99, went ahead and tweeted out a reminder that it was about this time last year when her friend's head grew to 900x its normal size due to a violent allergic reaction to grass/wheat. They're lucky everything worked out, cause it sounds like they waited a dangerously long amount of time to seek medical attention. 

Twitter thread about girl's allergic reaction to grasswheat
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Government-Shattering Fart Halts Kenyan Regional Assembly For 10 minutes

Now this is our kind of politics. Here's the full BBC News story, but the title pretty much says it all. A regional assembly in Kenya's Homa Bay had to take a 10 minute break due to a particularly awful trouser-cloud someone laid in the chamber. Apparently there was a conversation over blame and an ensuing scramble to find some kind of air freshener, but the debate-stopping fart dissipated enough after a while for business to continue. We've read about farts shutting down job sites, but a fart that halt local government is a new high.

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Woman's Twitter Thread Shares Tips On How To Help A Loved One Living With Depression

Twitter user @aleeyaderige, shared a powerful thread on how to help a loved one who's dealing with depression. She touches on many of the painful ins and outs of living with depression, and her thread went viral because of how many grateful people connected with what she'd written. 

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Traveler's Experience With Facial Recognition Is Both Unsurprising And Deeply Terrifying

Read those contracts people! The consent is there (hopefully) whether you realize it or not. This traveler's Twitter thread about the state of facial recognition software is both unsurprising and deeply terrifying. What a time to be alive.

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Heartwarming Twitter Thread On Vietnam Soldier's Remains Being Returned By His Son

Some feel-good Friday for you! This story made the news yesterday, and you can check out a link to the soldier's obituary over here.

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White Woman Whines That She Was "Lectured About Slavery" In Her 2-Star Review Of A Plantation

As far as ignorant reviews go, this one ranks at the very top. This woman clearly has a whole lot of learning to do, and maybe she'll realize how far off she was with her assessment of the plantation if she gets wind of people's reactions on Twitter. 

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Woman's Tweet About Being A "Pescatarian" Gets All The Stupid Wordplay Going

If you tweet something out about how going "pescatarian" was the best decision in your life, you better be ready for the trolls of Twitter to wordplay the shit out of it. And in this case, the world's made better by one hilarious thread. 

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Random Guy On Twitter Thinks He Deserves Best Work For Free, Graphic Designer Claps Back

The world's in no short supply of entitled choosing beggars who expect everyone to roll the red carpet out and give them all the free handouts. Fortunately, we have people around like this graphic designer who are ready to lead them on, and ultimately clap back with a hilarious little reality check. And that reality check comes in handy here to remind the choosing beggar that most in life ain't free, and it sure doesn't help things when you hit the negotiation table with a strong sense of irrational entitlement. 

Random guy on Twitter thinks he deserves an artist's best work for free and the graphic designer claps back.
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Guy Asks To Have Ex Photoshopped From Picture, Gets Trolled By Twitter

Callum Tait asked twitter if they could help him photoshop his ex out of a really sweet grand canyon picture. Sure, he eventually got what he wanted, but he got a whole lot of other stuff that he didn't necessarily ask for. Gotta love the public and their willingness to photoshop your ex being shot out of a cannon.

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Twitter Thread About A Personal Trainer Who Posed As A Doctor For Years And Scammed Millions

Reporter Marshall Allen shared a recent viral Twitter thread about a story he covered that makes for one true emotional rollercoaster. This story involves a shady personal trainer/terrible dad who spent years posing as a doctor and billing the nation's top insurers, while scamming millions in the process. It's being referenced as a case study in how health insurers make it easy to scam millions off of people. All around a deeply unsettling story. 

Reporter shares crazy Twitter thread about how personal trainer posed as a doctor for years, and scammed millions in the process.
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Dude Makes Bread from 4,500 Year Old Yeast Sample

Amateur Gastroegyptologist Seamus Blackley came across what he very much hopes are isolated strains of yeast off a few 4,500 year old Egyptian pots and figured it would be a good idea to make some bread out of it. He even went as far to make the dough out of grain used around the time the yeast would have been active, since what we know as modern wheat didn't exist at the time. Anyway, he baked a loaf and was able to taste some (hopefully) authentic ancient bread.

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